althom said:

That's almost as embarrassing as that day I walked down the street with a huge rip in the crotch of my pants and NO PANTIES on, unknowingly.

I'm cleaning my dusty ass, jankity garage out today to re-organize it so it looks nice when the Terminix people come buy to treat my garage for spiders and other insects. I'm using my stupid wet/dry vacum cleaner which is heavy and really unable to reach certain spots of my garage. So I decided it was time I got a hand-held dirt devil or something. Cuase the wet/dry just wasn't working.

So I went to Superwalmart, becuase I'm a thrifty consumer and that's just how I fuckin' roll.

I noticed a bunch of people looking at me funny. Now, understand that Valrico is a small town connected to Tampa Florida, and up until very recently it was very very country. However, now, the orange groves and farmland has given way to miles and miles of New Home Construction (I call it the Stucco Getto). So anyways, people are looking at me like I"m some kind of freak.

The Cashier is staring at me, the people behind me are all staring at me. I was starting to get pissed. I almost started yelling at them about how "an Asian motherfucker like me has rights too." I was about to get all 40-acres-and-an-Asian-water-Buffalo on their asses.

It wasn't until I got in my car and was driving home that I saw in my rear view mirror that I had spider webs, dust, and all manner of shit in my hair. I looked like a Zombie with a fauxhawk, and those poor, sweet, country folk at Walmart were too polite to tell me.


I'm gonna start looking for Condos in the city soon.

Imago said:

lawd this story is just the best.



this lady is all in line behind you "what in theee hell is in his hurr? kids,dont spill my pepsi! it'll get all over my new night gowns!

Imago said:

Christopher said:

U ain't right.

Imago said:

co-

I'm cleaning my dusty ass

I'm cleaning my dusty ass, jankity garage out today to re-organize it so it looks nice when the Terminix people come buy to treat my garage for spiders and other insects. I'm using my stupid wet/dry vacum cleaner which is heavy and really unable to reach certain spots of my garage. So I decided it was time I got a hand-held dirt devil or something. Cuase the wet/dry just wasn't working.

So I went to Superwalmart, becuase I'm a thrifty consumer and that's just how I fuckin' roll.

I noticed a bunch of people looking at me funny. Now, understand that Valrico is a small town connected to Tampa Florida, and up until very recently it was very very country. However, now, the orange groves and farmland has given way to miles and miles of New Home Construction (I call it the Stucco Getto). So anyways, people are looking at me like I"m some kind of freak.

The Cashier is staring at me, the people behind me are all staring at me. I was starting to get pissed. I almost started yelling at them about how "an Asian motherfucker like me has rights too." I was about to get all 40-acres-and-an-Asian-water-Buffalo on their asses.

It wasn't until I got in my car and was driving home that I saw in my rear view mirror that I had spider webs, dust, and all manner of shit in my hair. I looked like a Zombie with a fauxhawk, and those poor, sweet, country folk at Walmart were too polite to tell me.


I'm gonna start looking for Condos in the city soon.


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[Edited 8/13/06 16:18pm]