I don't think I would....

Wow,you really scare me.

Sweeny79 said:

ReturnofDOOK said:

What to you mean by paint it?
Rainbow colors?
The girl's name?
Put a face on it and do a puppet show?

Sweeny79 said:

I don't think I'm into that...

littlemissG said:

It depends what the woman wants painted on it.

ReturnofDOOK said:

ReturnofDOOK said:

Would you prefer a different color? My favorite is yellow. But then it would just look like it was covered in pee I guess.

Sweeny79 said:

i think perhaps i will have a beer now.

Yes of course.



IT would probably help cover up the liver spots.

Does it have to be your own penis?

althom said:

can we paint althom's with white out?

Anx said:

Get yourself a big brush snookims

Oh, don't pretend like you haven't already done this, Dook. You stood there with an open compact pointed at your genitals, upon which appeared the freshly painted message "Objects in mirror are larger than they appear."

Can't fool me twice.

jillybean said:

Did I mention said message was written in Arial Narrow font, size 3.7?

oh see... this is the perfect thread to show off personal adult themed pics of chocolate painted ____

althom said:

oh god

what kind of hippy-lovin bullshit is this?

mrdespues said:

ReturnofDOOK said:

ReturnofDOOK said:

Of course! I'm not

That's not very romantic.

mrdespues said:

Imago said:

I painted the underside of my cock and balls and made a 'thank you' card for Drew using them as a stamp. I'd post the card but I don't know where Drew's put it... and I don't want to ask him, but uh yeah he loved it!

CynthiasSocks said:

we believe you, thanks for not posting it.....

I wouldn't cross the street to "win a girl's heart" nevermind do that.