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Write you own version of this song Song: Somewhere That's Green Lyrics
from Little Shop of Horrors. This wishful little song expressed the wish for a dream-like domestic life as seen on TV and in magzines. What is your ideal? Well, if not, he's got inner beauty And I dream of a place Where we could be together at last A matchbox of our own A fence of real chain link, A grill out on the patio Disposal in the sink A washer and a dryer and an ironing machine In a tract house that we share Somewhere that's green. He rakes and trims the grass He loves to mow and weed I cook like Betty Crocker And I look like Donna Reed There's plastic on the furniture To keep it neat and clean In the Pine-Sol scented air The orginal: Somewhere that's green Between our frozen dinner And our bedtime, nine-fifteen We snuggle watchin' Lucy On our big, enormous twelve-inch screen I'm his December Bride He's Father, he Knows Best Our kids watch Howdy Doody As the sun sets in the west A picture out of Better Homes and Gardens magazine Far from Skid Row I dream we'll go somewhere that's green. No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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littlemissG said: littlemissG said: Well, if not, he's got asianboi beauty And I dream of a hair salon Where we could be together at last A kayak of our own A paddle of real cork board, A grill out on the patio Disposal in the sink A washer and a dryer and an ironing machine In a tractor house that we share Somewhere that's green. He rakes and trims that mop he calls a hairdo He loves to mow and weed his balls But a cock like Betty Crocker And a book he likes to Read There's Cristo on the Mont To keep it neat and clean In the incense scented air Okay, I'm not sure I did it right. | |
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2the9s said: littlemissG said: Okay, I'm not sure I did it right. BRAVO No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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He's a real nowhere man,
Living in his nowhere land, Making up his "Something Big" threads for nobody, Doesn't have a point of view, that isn't just too liberally skewed, In P&R his threads go nowhere and the mods know not what to do, Nowhere man, please listen, Your threads are hippy lovin', And your tractor probably runs on a mix of bio-disel, tree bark, and wesson. | |
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Imago said: He's a real nowhere man,
Living in his nowhere land, Making up his "Something Big" threads for nobody, Doesn't have a point of view, that isn't just too liberally skewed, In P&R his threads go nowhere and the mods know not what to do, Nowhere man, please listen, Your threads are hippy lovin', And your tractor probably runs on a mix of bio-disel, tree bark, and wesson. You're OUT as one of my confederates!! This BIG EVENT is beginning to turn brother against brother. | |
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2the9s said: Imago said: He's a real nowhere man,
Living in his nowhere land, Making up his "Something Big" threads for nobody, Doesn't have a point of view, that isn't just too liberally skewed, In P&R his threads go nowhere and the mods know not what to do, Nowhere man, please listen, Your threads are hippy lovin', And your tractor probably runs on a mix of bio-disel, tree bark, and wesson. You're OUT as one of my confederates!! This BIG EVENT is beginning to turn brother against brother. big event? | |
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