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Thread started 08/12/06 6:54pm

Spookymuffin

CAT MASTURBATION!

Love it or hate it, you've got to appreciate that a cat masturbating is a beautiful sight. In fact, I got off to this video more than anything else in my 15gb porn collection.

Cat Porn (NSFW)

drooling

I'm sure when he finished up he looked something like this:




Or even this:



Hell, if I could jack off a cat as easily as I can puppies I'd be straight in there!

Unfortunately, they're not that well hung.

sigh
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Reply #1 posted 08/12/06 6:59pm

kidelrich

And I thought nothing could equal the puppy j.o. thread. This is your Empire Strikes Back.
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Reply #2 posted 08/12/06 7:00pm

Spookymuffin

kidelrich said:

And I thought nothing could equal the puppy j.o. thread. This is your Empire Strikes Back.


Just wait till my Ghostbusters 2.
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Reply #3 posted 08/12/06 7:00pm

KebabKing

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That poor cat was so desperate to lick itself sigh Maybe if it was declawed you could have eaten that pussy?
You wan' kebab? I make you delicious Kebab!!!
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Reply #4 posted 08/12/06 7:01pm

Sweeny79

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all you did was steal my youtube link rolleyes yawn

Stick to puppys.

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In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #5 posted 08/12/06 7:05pm

Spookymuffin

KebabKing said:

That poor cat was so desperate to lick itself sigh Maybe if it was declawed you could have eaten that pussy?


No, he was just trying to do what any guy has tried at least once - suck himself off.
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Reply #6 posted 08/12/06 7:06pm

Spookymuffin

Sweeny79 said:

that video was HOT I'M GOING to MASTURBATE i'm so WET oh god more CATS PLEASE!!!!1!!1!!1111!
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Reply #7 posted 08/12/06 7:06pm

Sweeny79

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Spookymuffin said:

Sweeny79 said:

that video was HOT I'M GOING to MASTURBATE i'm so WET oh god more CATS PLEASE!!!!1!!1!!1111!



ewwwww....that's nasty.
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #8 posted 08/12/06 7:07pm

Spookymuffin

Sweeny79 said:

Spookymuffin said:




ewwwww....that's nasty.


I know, you should be ashamed Zelaira79.
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Reply #9 posted 08/12/06 7:10pm

Sweeny79

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Spookymuffin said:

Sweeny79 said:




ewwwww....that's nasty.


I know, you should be ashamed Zelaira79.



bitchfight
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #10 posted 08/12/06 7:10pm

Spookymuffin

Sweeny79 said:

Spookymuffin said:



I know, you should be ashamed Zelaira79.



bitchfight


Stop this fighting and let the finger of justice speak:

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Finger of Justice, what do you say?

FoJ: I'm tired. I'm going to bed.

Okay!
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Reply #11 posted 08/12/06 7:17pm

Fauxie

I'll reassure your parents that it's 'just a phase'. smile
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Reply #12 posted 08/12/06 7:18pm

Spookymuffin

Fauxie said:

I'll reassure your parents that it's 'just a phase'. smile


I'll reassure you're arse that it's just a pineapple, but I'd actually be lying just to keep you from feeling inadequate.
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Reply #13 posted 08/12/06 7:27pm

Fauxie

Spookymuffin said:

Fauxie said:

I'll reassure your parents that it's 'just a phase'. smile


I'll reassure you're arse that it's just a pineapple, but I'd actually be lying just to keep you from feeling inadequate.


What is this all really about? Are boys at Eton 'past it' once they reach 16 or something? comfort
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Reply #14 posted 08/12/06 8:35pm

SammiJ

i've posted this before nod
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u have good taste nod
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Reply #15 posted 08/12/06 10:57pm

nurse

eek eek eek
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Reply #16 posted 08/12/06 11:26pm

luv4u

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canada

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
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Reply #17 posted 08/13/06 4:06am

mrdespues

You are sick.

One day, after you have died and are in purgatory, you will have a lot of apologising to do to those pets and to God.

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Reply #18 posted 08/13/06 4:08am

GaryTheNoTrash
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mrdespues said:

You are sick.

One day, after you have died and are in purgatory, you will have a lot of apologising to do to those pets and to God.

neutral

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There's too many un-baptised babies in purgatory boxed
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #19 posted 08/13/06 4:16am

kidelrich

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

mrdespues said:

You are sick.

One day, after you have died and are in purgatory, you will have a lot of apologising to do to those pets and to God.

neutral

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There's too many un-baptised babies in purgatory boxed


If there's no purgatory, he's looking pretty good.
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Reply #20 posted 08/13/06 4:17am

mrdespues

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

mrdespues said:

You are sick.

One day, after you have died and are in purgatory, you will have a lot of apologising to do to those pets and to God.

neutral

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There's too many un-baptised babies in purgatory boxed


lol, but that is disgusting.

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Reply #21 posted 08/13/06 4:34am

100MPH

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Reply #22 posted 08/13/06 5:29am

Spookymuffin

This thread is great. mushy
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Reply #23 posted 08/13/06 5:43am

mrdespues

Spookymuffin said:

This thread is great. mushy


You make me laugh against my will.

lol
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Reply #24 posted 08/13/06 6:26am

Spookymuffin

mrdespues said:

Spookymuffin said:

This thread is great. mushy


You make me laugh against my will.

lol


Excellent.
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Reply #25 posted 08/13/06 6:47am

mrdespues

Spookymuffin said:

mrdespues said:



You make me laugh against my will.

lol


Excellent.


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