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PrintableAnx said: there have been times that i've been so geared up for it in the morning that i don't care if their breath smells like the back of a grayhound bus, i'm getting some of that.
but more often than not, i either demure or else i get up the nerve to suggest we brush our teeth first. i mean, people have nasty breath in the morning. it's not like it's an insult. it's just how it is. true | |
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ugh, i hate morning sex. my mouth is all dry, my head hurts and i really just
want coffee and the morning paper. the worst thing is if your partner really tries to get you into it and you're lying there kissing with your sandpaper mouth reaking of god knows what still lurks in your stomach and your eyes are all sticky and foggy and your peñor's just feeling like a dead piece of sausage with no use other than to be little and sweaty. urgh, i really hate morning sex, i can't stand it. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Nothing unpitches my morning tent faster than morning breath. | |
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Where the hell does morning breath come from anyway? Does someone shit in your mouth during the night? | |
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Yes.
You've never heard of the Night-Shit-faeries? Magical creatures that fly into your room in the still of the night, take a dump in your mouth as a sign of hope, that all of your day-time wishes may come true. | |
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Illustrator said: Yes.
You've never heard of the Night-Shit-faeries? Magical creatures that fly into your room in the still of the night, take a dump in your mouth as a sign of hope, that all of your day-time wishes may come true.  | |
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mrdespues said: Because you're unaffected in the morning. By the day, by makeup, by what you want men (or women) to think of you, by whatever it is that ails you. The real you is there. As if you had just been crying. This is true. I highly value these moments - to see her waking up slowly, just a little bit aware of my attention... Then, just moments later, thinking we will never make it out of bed. Which is fine with me... 
I even like myself best when I look in the mirror in the morning, almost every morning; it must have something to do with pureness and culminating self-appreciation. 
Oh, and breath mints will do. | |
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Damn them shit fairies. | |
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thedude said: AndGodCreatedMe said: Hell yes!  But if the problem of morning breath would exist I would take care of it  mmm but i find morning ass more of a problem than morning breath. do you ever find white stuff that accumalates around the anus? its weird stuff that is only found in the morning or if your ass has not been douched in a while....my partner and I call it "cham"    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: thedude said: mmm but i find morning ass more of a problem than morning breath. do you ever find white stuff that accumalates around the anus? its weird stuff that is only found in the morning or if your ass has not been douched in a while....my partner and I call it "cham" Startling. Very bizarre indeed. | |
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ok god morning sex is the best..... i remember one of the best was waking up to her sucking me.....no warning just sucking me for no other reason than "she" wanted too....so fuckin hot.....she got it everywhere that morning....
hell yeah i am one horny mofo in the morning | |
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mdiver said: ok god morning sex is the best..... i remember one of the best was waking up to her sucking me.....no warning just sucking me for no other reason than "she" wanted too....so fuckin hot.....she got it everywhere that morning....
hell yeah i am one horny mofo in the morning I have had the same it is awesome. I think this is why every red blooded male wakes up with chronic morning wood, we are naturally made to fuck in the morning. Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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CalhounSq said: thedude said: mmm but i find morning ass more of a problem than morning breath. do you ever find white stuff that accumalates around the anus? its weird stuff that is only found in the morning or if your ass has not been douched in a while....my partner and I call it "cham"
i would probably call it a fungus infection or something. go see a doctor. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Illustrator said: Yes.
You've never heard of the Night-Shit-faeries? Magical creatures that fly into your room in the still of the night, take a dump in your mouth as a sign of hope, that all of your day-time wishes may come true. I can't breathe I am laughing so hard.... oh shit! | |
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mdiver said: ok god morning sex is the best..... i remember one of the best was waking up to her sucking me.....no warning just sucking me for no other reason than "she" wanted too....so fuckin hot.....she got it everywhere that morning....
hell yeah i am one horny mofo in the morning Phil! | |
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Why is it I always wake up with the horn? | |
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This thread is making me horny. I love the smell of foul breath. | |
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IF it were me, when I wake up i'd quickly run into the bathroom, brush my teeth n jump right back in againz  ...Or an old fashioned way of cleansing the mouth is sucking on a clove...maybe have those at the side of the bed...suck on the clove n then suck on somethin' else   No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
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lilmissmissy said: IF it were me, when I wake up i'd quickly run into the bathroom, brush my teeth n jump right back in againz
...Or an old fashioned way of cleansing the mouth is sucking on a clove...maybe have those at the side of the bed...suck on the clove n then suck on somethin' else missy! | |
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ZombieKitten said: lilmissmissy said: IF it were me, when I wake up i'd quickly run into the bathroom, brush my teeth n jump right back in againz
...Or an old fashioned way of cleansing the mouth is sucking on a clove...maybe have those at the side of the bed...suck on the clove n then suck on somethin' else missy!You love it!!  No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
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lilmissmissy said: ZombieKitten said: missy!You love it!! I just put cloves on my shopping list!  | |
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Doggystyle takes care of the morning breath problem. If that's not enough try A2M. | |
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ZombieKitten said: lilmissmissy said: You love it!! I just put cloves on my shopping list! Ooh!! Enjoy!! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
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ZombieKitten said: lilmissmissy said: You love it!! I just put cloves on my shopping list! Listerine pocket paks are quicker and convient....  Just saying....
Aint gonna have a problem after that... | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: ZombieKitten said: I just put cloves on my shopping list! Listerine pocket paks are quicker and convient.... Just saying....
Aint gonna have a problem after that... And they come conveniently in a little keychain too!! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: ZombieKitten said: I just put cloves on my shopping list! Listerine pocket paks are quicker and convient.... Just saying....
Aint gonna have a problem after that... I have mint issues  | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Being a smoker, I try to carry those with me at all times. |
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