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morning sex and morning breath i know on the soap operas people are always kissing first thing in the morning, but in real life...let's face it..people have dragon breath first thing in the AM. How do you get around it? There's nothing worse than hearing "FUCK ME" and you smell it too you look better on your facebook page than you do in person | |
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Brush my teeth. | |
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Moderator | Brush your teeth and use mouthwash Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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wtf? | |
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brownsugar said: wtf?
You're too lovely to smell of anything. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: brownsugar said: wtf?
You're too lovely to smell of anything. all roses baby | |
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brownsugar said: JDINTERACTIVE said: You're too lovely to smell of anything. all roses baby I don't know about rose breath. That's a bit weird. | |
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Morning breath is really bad. In fact it's so bad I'd rather my wife just farted in my face. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: brownsugar said: all roses baby I don't know about rose breath. That's a bit weird. okay minty fresh! | |
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goosebumps said: Morning breath is really bad. In fact it's so bad I'd rather my wife just farted in my face.
Same smell, so no difference there you see. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: goosebumps said: Morning breath is really bad. In fact it's so bad I'd rather my wife just farted in my face.
Same smell, so no difference there you see. How do you know???? | |
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goosebumps said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Same smell, so no difference there you see. How do you know???? Because she farted in my face. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: goosebumps said: How do you know???? Because she farted in my face. It's a terrible habit she has. She finds it hilariously funny. looking at her you wouldn't think butter melted in her mouth. She's even worse after a few bacardi's. | |
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improper sensorshiped on my truthful statement. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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MickG said: improper sensorshiped on my truthful statement.
and i was awaiting your answer | |
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i had a boyfriend who would get up before me and brush his teeth and then get back into bed to kiss me good morning. I told him that I should probably brush my teeth, too but he always said no and wouldn't let me get up. it was sweet but also a bit strange. | |
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JasmineFire said: i had a boyfriend who would get up before me and brush his teeth and then get back into bed to kiss me good morning. I told him that I should probably brush my teeth, too but he always said no and wouldn't let me get up. it was sweet but also a bit strange.
Dirty girl!!!! | |
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althom said: JasmineFire said: i had a boyfriend who would get up before me and brush his teeth and then get back into bed to kiss me good morning. I told him that I should probably brush my teeth, too but he always said no and wouldn't let me get up. it was sweet but also a bit strange.
Dirty girl!!!! it's not like i didn't want to brush my teeth... | |
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JasmineFire said: althom said: Dirty girl!!!! it's not like i didn't want to brush my teeth... Yeah.....sure! | |
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althom said: JasmineFire said: it's not like i didn't want to brush my teeth... Yeah.....sure! | |
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brownsugar said: MickG said: improper sensorshiped on my truthful statement.
and i was awaiting your answer I did answer. It was deleted. News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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Ex-Moderator | If someone's willing to kiss me in the morning, I know it's love.
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CarrieMpls said: If someone's willing to kiss me in the morning, I know it's love.
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althom said: CarrieMpls said: If someone's willing to kiss me in the morning, I know it's love.
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Ex-Moderator | althom said: CarrieMpls said: If someone's willing to kiss me in the morning, I know it's love.
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...I'm all for it...but my wife can't stand it. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Morning sex is the best.
And kissing is for saps. | |
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