how much would they have to pay you to take a job here?

Hell, if it paid well enough I'd take it. As long as I wasn't having sex or drinking Jason wouldn't come after me. I might even get paid extra to clean up his messes.

Oh wait...I'm Black...I'd be killed before any campers even showed up. Damn!

Terilicious said:

during the opening credits even!

Terilicious said:

That's was the 90's

I'm sure there's a chinaman or a mexican that would be killed before a brother these days

JasmineFire said:

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where the hell are these people's parents? my mom would never have let me go work there, even if i was 19 years old.

ME: " hey mom, i got a neat summer job at a camp"
MOM: "that's great dear. what's it called?"
ME: "Camp Crystal Lake"
MOM: "Camp Blood?" Are you fucking crazy? You know 88 people have been killed there in the last 10 years?"
ME: "But Mom, they're paying $7.25 an hour"
MOM: "oh, well pick me up an application while you're there then"

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

That's true.They'd probably eat it first, but I still wouldn't survive the summer...I've got the double whammy...I'm Black AND Female!

meltwithu said:

For real! They'd have to pay at least $10 and hour before I let my kid work there!

Terilicious said:

i love how they always hit Jason on the head with a stick and then bend over and look at him

the only realistic part of those movies was when little Tommy went to town on Jason's head with that machete

Terilicious said:

you'd be killed in the previews for the upcoming films

pot-smoking whores always got it good though

meltwithu said:

That's sad, but true!!! At first I was all hyped thinking that a Chinese or Mexican guy might get it first, but then reality kicked back in!

It looks pleasant there.