Best Belgian Beer

fantasyislander said:

My husbands is in an old fridge too but the fridge is painted blue with a red maple leaf.. he bought it that way..
don't ask me?

Beer tastes like piss. Come on now, no one TRULY likes the taste of beer, you only drink beer to get fucked up

Nonsense

A cold beer tastes great when you're thirsty

Dewrede said:

Right

i dont drink much at all, but when i do i like corona's

that's ok

althom said:

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

i like the taste of beer.

virginie74 said:

That's cute, especially since "kirin" is Japanese for "giraffe".

I actually used that word the fist time I managed to crack a joke and actually make people laugh in Japanese. I said "Watashi-wa kirin dess!" (means "I am a giraffe!") when I was asked to take something down from a shelf near the ceiling. Not exactly the funniest comment ever, and they probably laughed more at the way I said it than what I said, but it felt pretty cool to be able to joke spontaneously in such a very foreign language.

retina said:

i know a bunch of stupid jokes in spanish, but they make no sense at all when translated to english.

Only drink Guinness when I'm back in the UK. Over here my favourites are...



or...



Another beer I like is this...

fantasyislander said:

...as proven by Pandurito.

retina said:

grassy arse

Peroni, or Corona

But Peroni, or Moretti first

I don't care for beer.

kidelrich said:

here, have a Hornsby Cider mate

(did I get that right? )

ZombieKitten said:

kidelrich said:

Beer warnings:

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer brewers
have accepted the suggestion that the following warning labels be placed
immediately on all beer products:
1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
can sing.
6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have
mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over
in the morning and see something really scary.
10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you
are invisible.
13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people
are laughing WITH you.
14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in
the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally
disappear.


Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:
Specificity
British constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious transubstantiation

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No-one wants to hear me sing.

I don't like beer