Here's a few more

- When money is tight I put about 1/6th water in my Chang beer to make it go a little further.

- I spent $500 on a leather jacket and have only worn it 3 or 4 times in 6 years.

- I've never been on a date.

- I didn't kiss a girl until I was 19. I had sex for the first time about 20 minutes later.

- I've made cover versions of 'Nadeara' and 'Miss U' by sampling the guitar parts and singing over them.

- I used to steal Cadbury and Galaxy chocolate bars during lunchtime at school and go back and sell them.

- I used to fill empty miniature whiskey bottles with spirits from my father's cabinet, take them to school and sell them.

- I miraculously escaped injury when I had a horrific street luging accident in NZ.

- I have roughly 80 ps2 games.

- My middle name is Paul. My parents nearly called me Dominick, and if I'd been a girl I would've been called Nicola.

14. my farts are like dynamite in bed.

fantasyislander said:

fantasyislander said:

1.i've been out of body and i contacted a few spirits.
2. i used to carry a jacket every where i went in the summer...a security thing...i kina still do
3. i find geekness hot
4. i'm trying to become a medium
5. child birth scares me
6. i constantly think of death
7. in my mind i have another life with different people, family
8. i suffered from severe sleep paralysis which somtimes caused hallucinations
9. i'm very sensitive...things easily get to me
10. i fear relationships so i stay away from people.
11. I save lots of paper even tiny pieces, cuz they can be used.
12. I have fun trying to tell if a guy is gay or not
13. I used to be a little paranoid when i was younger that people could read my mind.
14. Once i ran out of my dark room cuz i thought i saw a monkey, but it was just a pile of clothes...it reminded me of the movie "outbreak"
15. The people i tend to have a crush on seem to turn out to be famous gay men
16. I daydream a lot.
17. I can read people....
18. My idea of fun is staying home alone and watching t.v, surfing the net and getting comfy.
19. uk men are very hot...accents...many groups...artists i like are from the u.k
20. I have a fear of public speaking ...i hate being stared at
21. Aliens scare me...i had a halucination with one
[Edited 8/12/06 17:18pm]

9) I truly find Fauxie charming. Yeah, most of you know, but you think it's an act.

8) I have a mad crush on a female orger.

retina said:

have you ever considered studying cultural anthropology? sounds like
if you combine 1 and 3, that would be a logical outcome.

IstenSzek said:

Oh, I'm totally fed up with studying! When I finally got around to completing my final paper and getting my degree last year I was so relieved! No more lurking in the corridors of the university and feeling at least 200 years older than my fellow students. Besides, anthropology isn't my cup of tea for some reason. I tried it at UBC in Vancouver but I got a feeling that they were missing the point somehow. Or maybe I was missing the point. Either way I didn't get anything out of it and switched to the creative writing department instead, which turned out to be a great move.

Thanks for the suggestion though.

I've got a job for you mister!!!

ZombieKitten said:

Is it full-time? Then I'll take it.

retina said:

when can you start

ZombieKitten said:

your mean, he's gonna be fed up with the kids very fast!!!

1) When I first started posting on Housequake, I recieved several emails from gay Quakers, a few of them actually sent me candid penis shots.



2) I haven't masturbated in 2 days. Plan to try and continue this abstenance for a week or two.

i bet you caved in by now

3) My master beedroom is a filthy mess right now. Embarassing.

yeah well it's not like anyone is gonna see it this year anyway

4) I have to force myself not to Cry when I watch the ending scenes of Forest Gump.

i always fall in love with forest's girl when i watch that movie

5) I strongly dislike 2 orgers here.

lol. me and who?

6)I'm currently reading Les Miserable. It's boring

Les Miserable is boring sentimental tripe, you should read The Master and Margarita by Bulgakov.

7) I put down Stephen King's "The Stand" becuase I felt the book too boring.

was it after he took 4 pages to describe someone getting a candle out of a cupboard?

8) I have a mad crush on a female orger.



oh wait...female

9) I truly find Fauxie charming. Yeah, most of you know, but you think it's an act.



10) I fantasize about selling my house and all personal possessions, buying a laptop and backpacking the world underneath the radar, and completely invisible to everyone. I could never carry this out becuase my mother would be devestated, and she is reaching the autumn of her life.

i can so relate

* I wear glasses

* I do not like Seafood

* Due to witnessing violent and abuse as a child I totally freak out when I hear or see violence even on TV

* I hate routine of any kind

* I realized for the first time at 35yrs old that I might want to have a child of my own someday

* I am not proud to be an American- I do not feel like it makes me any better then anyone else

* First section of the Sunday paper that I read is the perspective (politics & world news)

* I hate having my feet touched- as a child I would scream when my mom would try to put my socks on

* I care deeply about someone I have never met in person

* I pray that someday I will find someone that loves me as much as I love them and I can have a family of my own
[Edited 8/13/06 6:35am]

Imago said:

shanti0608 said:

You're really cool. Just wanted you to know.

mrdespues said:

Thank you- feelings mutual!!


I get that a lot but I still do not know why?

shanti0608 said:

You're not trying to be cool all the time.

mrdespues said:

I am just me- take it or leave it..
Just a human being sometimes I am not proud of that fact..
I love my friends and I hope you know you are one of them..

shanti0608 said:

See? That's what I'm talkin' 'bout baby!