karmatornado said:

Is that Braille?

Christopher said:

Yes you got me, but paris hilton?

karmatornado said:

hell yeah! thats the song!

PANDURITO said:

No it is thank you in Italian. I probably spelt it incorrectly

karmatornado said:

That's why I couldn't read it with my fingers

PANDURITO said:

it means grassy arse (that's in spanish )

Never heard that!

Mucus grassy arse

PANDURITO said:

that is how we help aussies with their pronunciation!

Christopher said:

I want to go on Big Brother Uk season 8 with Christopher!

ZombieKitten said:

very very very weird... I was sleeping in the bed next to her for the last few nights so she wasn't alone (we had decided to stay home as opposed to hospital) and I just kinda... felt it. I don't know. it was 2am and I went out into the loungeroom where my Aunty and Nana were and said "it's happening" I couldn't go back in

IstenSzek said:

'lars where are ya? let me cuddle ya'

Natisse said:

that would be so scary

Christopher said:

let me smother ya with my size m boobs

in the morning i'll regret it and make
it out like you'r a perv, lol

but it's all good, i'm just 27 ya know

ZombieKitten said:

I had quit my job months ago to look after her so to be honest it was more of a release than anything...I was happy she was out of the pain

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onenitealone said:

you're not going to get away that easy!


in the words of Vanessa Bartholomew:

"are you gonna give us the real story, or do we have to make one up of our own?"

IstenSzek said:

when we go on we gotta take our implants out. cant make anyone jealous

Christopher said:

big brother, i'm so c-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld without my implants

IstenSzek said:

lea,she iz cooolldd....lol lol

This thread is sooooo bad, I find myself at a loss to defend it, despite my love an respect for Istenzek

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1. I've tried a million different paid jobs including radio show host, personal caregiver, computer game tester, film critic, antiquities store clerk, journalist, private tutor, etc, etc, but not a single one of them made me feel like I could keep doing it for more than a year.

2. I have more beard growing on the left side of my face than on the right.

3. I collect cultural artefacts and have among other things a piece of a mammoth tusk found by a golddigger in the Yukon, an old copy of the newspaper Black News from South Carolina, a miniature UFO catcher (with horrible Engrish on it) caught in a UFO catcher in Japan, a handcarved wooden chess game made by a homeless man in Indonesia, etc. If I ever buy a house I will turn one room into a permanent exhibition with the objects and the stories behind them.

4. In my first year of owning and driving a moped (I was 15) I managed to get hit by a car, escape three police vehicles that were chasing me, fly off a small bridge thanks to an icy patch, run out of gas on a highway twice (where I wasn't supposed to be anyway) and get lost in a forest. Good thing my parents knew nothing.

5. Despite having faced many tough opponents I've only lost an armwestling match once - and it was against a girl.

6. I named one of my goldfish Cindy after the Prince song Cindy C and the other, bigger one, I called The Pirate since he had a black patch over his eye. Cindy got sick of him and killed him after one week.

7. When I was six years old I thought it was time to start making some money, so I made tiny gingerbread cookies and went out into the snowy December weather to sell them to passers-by for 10 kronor each (about $1.25, an outrageous price). Of course nobody wanted to buy, but eventually an old lady felt sorry for me and bought the whole bunch. I felt like the businessman of the century.

8. When I was around 13 years old I put in an ad in a computer magazine for computer game pen pals. To my surprise I got a gazillion replies and most of them sent me pirated copies of lots and lots of new games. I was so overwhelmed that I didn't respond to a single person. I still feel guilty for that.

9. I often have dreams about having fist-fights with my dad even though we rarely even have verbal fights these days.

10. I own a super-excellent car that's in Vancouver and feeling all lonely. Any buyers out there?

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retina said:

!!!!!

# I do not read newspapers or ever watch the news.

# I collect red Melamine plastics.

# I once contemplated murder.

# I got almost physically sick when I saw Isten snog faghags.

# I am too shy to show anyone any of my writings.

I will deliberate the other five soon.

karmatornado said:

Wait... Paul Mitchell makes a body wash that's Green Tea???

karmatornado said:

1. I use Paul Mitchell shampoo sometimes and I´m not gay.

2. I speak three languages fluently.

3. I have two aquariums.

4. I have a couple of gay friends and often get into fights and discussions with homophobic people who sometimes send me deaththreats, but I´m still not gay.

5. I love dark haired Latina or Middle Eastern/South European Scorpio women.

6. I´m kinda freaky....at least that´s what they say.

7. I grew up between three cultures not really knowing who I really was, which of course changed as I got older.

8. I´m a bit of an insomniac...it´s really no fun.

9. I LOVE cats but I don´t have one here since my place is, IMO, too small for a cat...I just love them so much that I´d rather not have one in this small apartment.

10. I once thought about getting married one hour after I had my first conversation with her...I´d do anything to feel that way again.
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1. i write in a journal and poetry
2. tastless jokes crack me up
3. i know how to silk screen shirts
4. i can't jump double-dutch
5. i'm a lady underneath it all, and i like to be treated as such
6. i'm a pretty good judge charactor, i read people really well.
7. i daydream alot
8. i'm a bookworm and i love words
9. i love biology, disecting was the best
10. i'm goofy, not stupid as people tend to mistake it for.

IstenSzek said:

One half of Mel & Kim! BTW, Rest In Peace to Mel Appleby.