My next door neighbour makes this really annoying cough. Like a little clearance of her throat. I dont know if she is actually clearing her throat or its just a bad habit. It makes my skin crawl when she does it. Sometimes I mimick her when she does it in the hope that she heres me.

Its similar I guess to people who blow, sneeze loudly, sigh loudly, just making weird noises really.

Do you know what I mean? Do you sigh, blow whistle etc as a force of habit? Have you ever been told to stop?

I regularly scream when I'm excited about something, and no I'm not lying. People find it funny, but so far the only time they've complained is when they're trying to be on the phone and I'm thrilled about something. My energy has to go somewhere when I'm so excited.

My former neighbours were horribly noisy bastards, so I killed 'em.

poisonmouth said:

That's right, I'm one crazy mofo.

Well, my fiance makes a fart noise from his mouth a lot. It's unnecessary, totally, but it makes him happy. I'm not sure why.

Though sometimes it's good for comic relief. Like in Walmart when someone gets too close he does it right in their ear. The look on the person's face makes it worthwhile.

Yes, anyone with a Jordie or Cockney accent.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

My next door neighbours play country and western music far too loud. Films too.I hear every ping and every gun sound known to man. I'm only glad it isn't techno music blasting through the walls.

I was around about 200 + high school boys today

and a case of arm pit fart wars broke out

My next door neighbour likes to sing along to her hard rock songs.

Mach said:

ZombieKitten said:

they're sick

Mach said:

they are boys what can you expect!

Mach said:

Be thankful it was only the arm pits.

I hate my sneezes. I'm a very loud sneezer and I think it annoys people. I can't help how I sneeze.

althom said:

and not what you have!

CarrieMpls said:

i have a loud sneeze, too. sometimes it startles people and i take pleasure in this.

JasmineFire said:

I usually just say to my co-workers, Sorry! It's gonna be a sneezy morning!

Stuff like that. lol.

CarrieMpls said:

i always say "excuse me" in a little meek voice to constrast my powerful sneeze.


i do have to say that since my sneezes are so loud and forceful, i never do that obnoxious little sneeze attack that some people do.


achooachooachooachooachooachoo! just fucking sneeze and get it done with!