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Printablebrownsugar said: fantasyislander said:  i think there's something more too this.... some british private joke or something....could be  its just nasty anyways  It sounds like it would feel good. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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We never run out of paper either. When it gets down to the last bit, that's when I go out and buy some more. It's the same with paper towels and dish detergent. Those are some things that I can't stand to be completely without. I usually take a shower after I go #2 anyway  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Number23 said: mdiver said: i actually then!
Little fuckers with their "The Queen owns me" look in their eyes.....bring em down to size with a good old cleggnut You know how the Queen eats those dinners where they start off with a sparrow and stuff it up the arse of a parrot and put the parrot up the arse of a chicken then the chicken up the arse of a turkey then the turkey up the arse of an ostrich or something? I find that creepy and I'm sure David Icke does too. Fuckin weird mate...that is royals for you....arse stuffing | |
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AnckSuNamun said: We never run out of paper either. When it gets down to the last bit, that's when I go out and buy some more. It's the same with paper towels and dish detergent. Those are some things that I can't stand to be completely without. I usually take a shower after I go #2 anyway
but sometimes i forget. and then when its too late, i'm like damn! damn! DAMN!  | |
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how skanky do you think our asses are??
i swear if the economy as we know it would fail... and we didn't have companies making the softest whitest toilet paper or the moist towelettes or the latest super bathroom cleaner i think we would all perish 
once upon a time people actually managed to keep themselves clean with an outhouse and a page from the sears catalogue. and heating water on the stove for bathing was such a procedure you only did it saturday night before church
btw when i run out of my softest whitest toilet paper i reach for a soft white kleenex  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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i just do like they do in southeast asia.
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sinisterpentatonic said: i just do like they do in southeast asia.
eww,man Nobody's gonna shake your hand now. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: sinisterpentatonic said: i just do like they do in southeast asia.
eww,man Nobody's gonna shake your hand now.
but that's how that part of the world does it. 
when i was in bali and jakarta i made sure to keep some type of kleenex or napkins on me.
when you walk into a bathroom all you see is a hose, toilet and sink full of water. i was never able to figure out how that system worked and didn't really want to. i think the worst though is when i was at the floating temple and got a case of the heebeegeebees and had to use one of those squatting toilets! i kept worrying i might doo doo on my pants. 
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sinisterpentatonic said: AnckSuNamun said:
eww,man Nobody's gonna shake your hand now.
but that's how that part of the world does it.
when i was in bali and jakarta i made sure to keep some type of kleenex or napkins on me.
when you walk into a bathroom all you see is a hose, toilet and sink full of water. i was never able to figure out how that system worked and didn't really want to. i think the worst though is when i was at the floating temple and got a case of the heebeegeebees and had to use one of those squatting toilets! i kept worrying i might doo doo on my pants.
[Edited 8/10/06 17:06pm] It's 2006  Think about how it was years ago  I'd never shake anybody's hand for real. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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100MPH said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSvJo4MDkYk
 That was harsh! Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: 100MPH said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSvJo4MDkYk
That was harsh! You should see what followed 
Classic episode ! | |
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100MPH said: GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: That was harsh! You should see what followed
Classic episode ! I was 9 when this started so I never got into it  Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: 100MPH said: You should see what followed
Classic episode ! I was 9 when this started so I never got into it http://www.amazon.com/s/r...14&Go.y=11 N-joy! | |
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i never do, i make sure i have a LOT | |
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When I run out of toilet paper I go buy more.
In the meantime if I must I use tissues. HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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100MPH said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSvJo4MDkYk
whatta bitch! | |
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Protege said: When I run out of toilet paper I go buy more.
In the meantime if I must I use tissues. So you are sitting on the shitter, taken a nice big dump, say after eating a curry, you notice you have no paper in the bathroom but you have tissues elsewhere; do you then get up and walk with all that crap on your ass squishing between your cheeks? Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: Protege said: When I run out of toilet paper I go buy more.
In the meantime if I must I use tissues. So you are sitting on the shitter, taken a nice big dump, say after eating a curry, you notice you have no paper in the bathroom but you have tissues elsewhere; do you then get up and walk with all that crap on your ass squishing between your cheeks? no! you gotta let it drop first  oh wait a minute does curry give you diarhea or something cause in that case he's SOL! he's gonna have to sit there and wait until the shit dries | |
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100MPH said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSvJo4MDkYk
i don't even have to watch it!!
"can you spare a square??" | |
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