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When you run out of toilet paper? How do you salvage your ass? I woddle over to the shower and blast my button with some high pressure warm water Nothing else is cleaner you?
TYPO [Edited 8/10/06 14:45pm] Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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Very pleasant 2 know that.Usually we make sure we have ample stocks of toilet tissue in the house but thanks 4 the tip. u know u want 2...so do it
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hold it in and wait for somebody to bring some back from the store or i use the napkins leftover from mcDonalds | |
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kape said: Very pleasant 2 know that.Usually we make sure we have ample stocks of toilet tissue in the house but thanks 4 the tip.
There are times when a man is caught short or hasn't bothered to do the weekly shopping But your welcome on the tip Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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brownsugar said: hold it in and wait for somebody to bring some back from the store or i use the napkins leftover from mcDonalds
Those are reffered to as "CRAPKINS" | |
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I keep a wicker basket full of swan's necks, just like Elvis. | |
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Number23 said: I keep a wicker basket full of swan's necks, just like Elvis.
Do you do that thing where you hold each end of its neck through your legs and wipe back and forth | |
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I print out one of Imago's threads in grey scale.
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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: How do you salvage your ass? I woddle over to the shower and blast my button with some high pressure warm water Nothing else is cleaner you?
TYPO [Edited 8/10/06 14:45pm] ok..Gary..then you're stepping in your poop. ew | |
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Moderator | 2the9s said: I print out one of Imago's threads in grey scale.
I swear I was just gonna say I print out your threads and save them up for just such an ocassion. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: 2the9s said: I print out one of Imago's threads in grey scale.
I swear I was just gonna say I print out your threads and save them up for just such an ocassion. | |
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Moderator | 2the9s said: Sweeny79 said: I swear I was just gonna say I print out your threads and save them up for just such an ocassion. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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mdiver said: Number23 said: I keep a wicker basket full of swan's necks, just like Elvis.
Do you do that thing where you hold each end of its neck through your legs and wipe back and forth I always ask for the heads to be kept on. The beak allows good support. | |
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purplerein said: GaryTheNoTrashCougar said: How do you salvage your ass? I woddle over to the shower and blast my button with some high pressure warm water Nothing else is cleaner you?
TYPO [Edited 8/10/06 14:45pm] ok..Gary..then you're stepping in your poop. ew I use the en-suite instead Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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mdiver said: Number23 said: I keep a wicker basket full of swan's necks, just like Elvis.
Do you do that thing where you hold each end of its neck through your legs and wipe back and forth cross-contamination | |
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Number23 said: mdiver said: Do you do that thing where you hold each end of its neck through your legs and wipe back and forth I always ask for the heads to be kept on. The beak allows good support. Do you prefer the beak end front or back? | |
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mdiver said: Number23 said: I always ask for the heads to be kept on. The beak allows good support. Do you prefer the beak end front or back? Front, so I can look the bastard in the eyes. | |
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Number23 said: mdiver said: Do you prefer the beak end front or back? Front, so I can look the bastard in the eyes. i actually then! Little fuckers with their "The Queen owns me" look in their eyes.....bring em down to size with a good old cleggnut | |
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mdiver said: Number23 said: Front, so I can look the bastard in the eyes. i actually then! Little fuckers with their "The Queen owns me" look in their eyes.....bring em down to size with a good old cleggnut You know how the Queen eats those dinners where they start off with a sparrow and stuff it up the arse of a parrot and put the parrot up the arse of a chicken then the chicken up the arse of a turkey then the turkey up the arse of an ostrich or something? I find that creepy and I'm sure David Icke does too. | |
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You shouldn't be stupid enough to go in the first place. Obviously. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: You shouldn't be stupid enough to go in the first place. Obviously.
Impacted feces. It's a bad thing. Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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brownsugar said: hold it in and wait for somebody to bring some back from the store or i use the napkins leftover from mcDonalds
Oh my God, I've totally done that!!!!! Or I use my entire supply of baby wipes. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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This is the TOO MUCH INFORMATION thread of the year.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: This is the TOO MUCH INFORMATION thread of the year.
M let it all hang out babe! | |
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mdiver said: Number23 said: Front, so I can look the bastard in the eyes. i actually then! Little fuckers with their "The Queen owns me" look in their eyes.....bring em down to size with a good old cleggnut what are you two talking about?? | |
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fantasyislander said: mdiver said: i actually then! Little fuckers with their "The Queen owns me" look in their eyes.....bring em down to size with a good old cleggnut what are you two talking about?? wiping their asses with swan's necks [Edited 8/10/06 15:41pm] | |
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brownsugar said: fantasyislander said: what are you two talking about?? wiping their asses with swan's necks [Edited 8/10/06 15:41pm] i think there's something more too this.... some british private joke or something.... | |
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fantasyislander said: brownsugar said: wiping their asses with swan's necks [Edited 8/10/06 15:41pm] i think there's something more too this.... some british private joke or something.... could be its just nasty anyways | |
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