I just thought I would create an alternate thread while we're waiting around trying to figure out what the hell 2the9s is talking about.

i like mittens!

I mean NOTHING. Boring as hell.

CaptainChaos said:

9s will never tell you.....maybe you should take a walk.....

I'm feeling tired annd a trifle bored.

I love this emoticon, though:

Because it's talking and talking and saying nothing.

Just like... me?

Anx said:

Me too!!

I could never have too many pairs.

JustErin said:

me too. i must always have more mittens. i have never quite been able to quench my undying thirst for mittens.

Anx said:

Perhaps you need a support group. Wait, what am I saying, wanting and yearning for endless pairs of mittens is perfectly normal.

I'm so glad mitten season is almost here!

JustErin said:

if i can't be free to acquire more mittens, i'll just find someone who will provide them to me black market. don't mess with my mitten jones, i grew up trailer hard and i'll go into a hillbilly rage.

mittens

fantasyislander said:

fantasyislander said:

i was like you once.

fantasyislander said:

Gloves

Mittens are far superiour than gloves. I mean, a little slot for each finger?? What the hell is that about??

I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW



that's all.

abierman said:

JustErin said:

it's about being a grown-up.

Im listening to Whitney Houston's first album while orging. See, nothing new going on whatsoever.

fantasyislander said:

Grown ups should realize that having your fingers touching each other, all huddled together, keeps those little buddies far warmer than shoving them into their own little solitary confinement slots.

Grown ups are boring anyway.

This may be the longest thread I have ever been associated with that had nothing to do with sex.

Wait...I said longest...

Mittens are itchy anyway.

fantasyislander said:

grown ups know how to deal with less finger options in the winter, that's what grown ups are know how to does!

You're remarkably consistent

purplerein said:

Or consistently remarkable. That's what the ladies say. After I pay them.

purplerein said:

i'll tell you something else - there is a LOT you can do with pasta.

so stick that up your billabong and call it macaroni!

Anx said:

my doodle is for exiting only.

Anyone ever wear mittens on your genitals?

Why do my threads die when I ask questions like that?

CaptainChaos said:

what's the deal with the thumb in mittens?...was it kicked out of the party?...was it exiled?...did it need it's own space?...or, does the thumb think it's so superior because it's opposable, that it won't hang out with the riff raff likes of pinky, ringman, tall man and pointeR?

JustErin said:

you're right. you're turning me into a mitten convert.

fantasyislander said:

girls in mittens are adorable :swoon:

purplerein said: