How do you salvage your ass? I woddle over to the shower and blast my button with some high pressure warm water Nothing else is cleaner you?




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Very pleasant 2 know that.Usually we make sure we have ample stocks of toilet tissue in the house but thanks 4 the tip.

hold it in and wait for somebody to bring some back from the store or i use the napkins leftover from mcDonalds

kape said:

There are times when a man is caught short or hasn't bothered to do the weekly shopping But your welcome on the tip

brownsugar said:

Those are reffered to as "CRAPKINS"

I keep a wicker basket full of swan's necks, just like Elvis.

Number23 said:

Do you do that thing where you hold each end of its neck through your legs and wipe back and forth

I print out one of Imago's threads in grey scale.

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

ok..Gary..then you're stepping in your poop. ew

2the9s said:

I swear I was just gonna say I print out your threads and save them up for just such an ocassion.

Sweeny79 said:

2the9s said:

mdiver said:

I always ask for the heads to be kept on. The beak allows good support.

purplerein said:

I use the en-suite instead

mdiver said:

cross-contamination

Number23 said:

Do you prefer the beak end front or back?

mdiver said:

Front, so I can look the bastard in the eyes.

Number23 said:

i actually then!


Little fuckers with their "The Queen owns me" look in their eyes.....bring em down to size with a good old cleggnut

mdiver said:

You know how the Queen eats those dinners where they start off with a sparrow and stuff it up the arse of a parrot and put the parrot up the arse of a chicken then the chicken up the arse of a turkey then the turkey up the arse of an ostrich or something? I find that creepy and I'm sure David Icke does too.

You shouldn't be stupid enough to go in the first place. Obviously.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Impacted feces. It's a bad thing.

brownsugar said:

Oh my God, I've totally done that!!!!!

Or I use my entire supply of baby wipes.


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This is the TOO MUCH INFORMATION thread of the year.


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

let it all hang out babe!

mdiver said:

what are you two talking about??

fantasyislander said:

wiping their asses with swan's necks
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brownsugar said:

i think there's something more too this.... some british private joke or something....

fantasyislander said:

could be its just nasty anyways