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Captain's Quiz: Have You Ever Made A Sex Tape? The Captain is BORED!!! Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored!!! All the local adult video stores in my area have apparently stopped ordering new product. The local street ladies are a bit played out and my growing fear is that I may accidentally sleep with the same one twice if I'm not careful. And even looking at my own package, however impressive it might be, has grown stagnant. So I shall bring back my world infamous Captain's Quizzes in an effort to find out some really personal and icky stuff about all of you.
I'm sure this question has come up in the past but how many of you out there have made sex tapes? I'm not just talking "oh, honey, let's just leave it running" and turning the camera off after 10 seconds. I'm talking full-act, beginning to end. If you have done so, did you watch it? Is it in your possession, their possession, or destroyed? Finally, do you have any extra copies so that I may verify the validity and quality of said tapes? Don't disappoint the Captain here. Let me know about your home grown porn! | |
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So far the Org Porn Film Festival I had planned for tonight is looking bleak... | |
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CaptainChaos said: The Captain is BORED!!! Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored!!! All the local adult video stores in my area have apparently stopped ordering new product. The local street ladies are a bit played out and my growing fear is that I may accidentally sleep with the same one twice if I'm not careful. And even looking at my own package, however impressive it might be, has grown stagnant. So I shall bring back my world infamous Captain's Quizzes in an effort to find out some really personal and icky stuff about all of you.
I'm sure this question has come up in the past but how many of you out there have made sex tapes? I'm not just talking "oh, honey, let's just leave it running" and turning the camera off after 10 seconds. I'm talking full-act, beginning to end. If you have done so, did you watch it? Is it in your possession, their possession, or destroyed? Finally, do you have any extra copies so that I may verify the validity and quality of said tapes? Don't disappoint the Captain here. Let me know about your home grown porn!  does it count if you're the only one in the video?? | |
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i thought you were abstaining from sex?...  | |
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fantasyislander said: CaptainChaos said: The Captain is BORED!!! Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored!!! All the local adult video stores in my area have apparently stopped ordering new product. The local street ladies are a bit played out and my growing fear is that I may accidentally sleep with the same one twice if I'm not careful. And even looking at my own package, however impressive it might be, has grown stagnant. So I shall bring back my world infamous Captain's Quizzes in an effort to find out some really personal and icky stuff about all of you.
I'm sure this question has come up in the past but how many of you out there have made sex tapes? I'm not just talking "oh, honey, let's just leave it running" and turning the camera off after 10 seconds. I'm talking full-act, beginning to end. If you have done so, did you watch it? Is it in your possession, their possession, or destroyed? Finally, do you have any extra copies so that I may verify the validity and quality of said tapes? Don't disappoint the Captain here. Let me know about your home grown porn! does it count if you're the only one in the video??Good question..  | |
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shanti0608 said: fantasyislander said: does it count if you're the only one in the video??Good question..  | |
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shanti0608 said: fantasyislander said: does it count if you're the only one in the video??Good question..  | |
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fantasyislander said: shanti0608 said: Good question.. Guess we need an answer.. | |
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yes Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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do composite sketches count? even if you can put them on top of each other and make a little flip book?
let's just say i had a compulsive little problem with jellie shoes back in the '80s.   | |
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Anx said: do composite sketches count? even if you can put them on top of each other and make a little flip book?
let's just say i had a compulsive little problem with jellie shoes back in the '80s. eww, now i have an image of you, legs in the air, nekkid save for a pair of jellies. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: Anx said: do composite sketches count? even if you can put them on top of each other and make a little flip book?
let's just say i had a compulsive little problem with jellie shoes back in the '80s. eww, now i have an image of you, legs in the air, nekkid save for a pair of jellies. orgnote me. | |
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Tom said: i thought you were abstaining from sex?...
Apparently the government didn't care enough to legalize gay marriage by my abstaining. Bastards! | |
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fantasyislander said: CaptainChaos said: The Captain is BORED!!! Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored!!! All the local adult video stores in my area have apparently stopped ordering new product. The local street ladies are a bit played out and my growing fear is that I may accidentally sleep with the same one twice if I'm not careful. And even looking at my own package, however impressive it might be, has grown stagnant. So I shall bring back my world infamous Captain's Quizzes in an effort to find out some really personal and icky stuff about all of you.
I'm sure this question has come up in the past but how many of you out there have made sex tapes? I'm not just talking "oh, honey, let's just leave it running" and turning the camera off after 10 seconds. I'm talking full-act, beginning to end. If you have done so, did you watch it? Is it in your possession, their possession, or destroyed? Finally, do you have any extra copies so that I may verify the validity and quality of said tapes? Don't disappoint the Captain here. Let me know about your home grown porn! does it count if you're the only one in the video??Please send and I will verify legitimacy. | |
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Anx said: do composite sketches count? even if you can put them on top of each other and make a little flip book?
let's just say i had a compulsive little problem with jellie shoes back in the '80s. The Captain will accept pornographic stick figures too. | |
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I have to say I have never done this..
Sounds like fun though.. with the right person.. | |
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There are a few moments in Germany that I do not remember.  I know I took a bunch of pictures and I do remember that old big ass camcorder in the room. That is all I remember. I did not want it and I had did it for my ex. I know his punk ass still has them. Who cares, I had fun!  Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: There are a few moments in Germany that I do not remember.
I know I took a bunch of pictures and I do remember that old big ass camcorder in the room. That is all I remember. I did not want it and I had did it for my ex. I know his punk ass still has them. Who cares, I had fun! www.youtube.com  | |
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R Kelly has yet to piss on me. Wer ist dort? Unterbrechende Kuh. Unterbrech... Muh!!! | |
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I'm positive Jack Nicholson smells awful and he's incredibly old besides, but I can't help it. Someone help me. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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abierman said: ShySlantedEye1 said: There are a few moments in Germany that I do not remember.
I know I took a bunch of pictures and I do remember that old big ass camcorder in the room. That is all I remember. I did not want it and I had did it for my ex. I know his punk ass still has them. Who cares, I had fun! www.youtube.com What is that AB? I am at work and can't see it! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: 
it's just a suggestion that you upload your little movie on youtube for us to see!  | |
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No, but there are some pictures of my ex and I that I haven't been able to find. He has his copies but I can't find mine. Hmmmmm.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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abierman said: ShySlantedEye1 said: What is that AB? I am at work and can't see it!
it's just a suggestion that you upload your little movie on youtube for us to see! The only way that would happen is if I re-enact it and you tape it. Truthfully, I do not remember what I did on that tape. Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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Nope. Doesn't sound like too much fun to me. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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Has anyone ever done a porno filmstrip with the one they love?
Person 1: Wow, I am so horny (BONG!) Person 2: Me too. Could you please insert your (fill in insertion device here) into my (fill in desired orifice here) (BONG!) Person 3: Oh yes. I am large and in charge. Get ready for some motion in the ocean. (BONG!) Okay, this is ridiculous. I just miss filmstrips I guess. | |
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Yes, but it wasn't our video camera so it had to be erased almost straight away. Good fun though. | |
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Fauxie said: Yes, but it wasn't our video camera so it had to be erased almost straight away. Good fun though.
People...you have to always have your own cameras on standby. These precious lust-filled memories are priceless! | |
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CaptainChaos said: Fauxie said: Yes, but it wasn't our video camera so it had to be erased almost straight away. Good fun though.
People...you have to always have your own cameras on standby. These precious lust-filled memories are priceless! It was just good for a giggle afterwards. Not something we'd have watched again if we had kept it. | |
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