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onenitealone said: Rule #763: you can't even say 'Hello' to another gay man without him assuming that you want to jump his bones.
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HamsterHuey said: onenitealone said: Rule #763: you can't even say 'Hello' to another gay man without him assuming that you want to jump his bones.
Wanna fuck? 
Good one!! 
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onenitealone said: HamsterHuey said: Wanna fuck?
Good one!!
No, really. Wanna? |
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HamsterHuey said: onenitealone said:
Good one!!
No, really. Wanna? 
Herman, I'm an old fashioned man.  I like to be wooed. 
Well, some of the time.  | |
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onenitealone said: HamsterHuey said: No, really. Wanna?
Herman, I'm an old fashioned man. I like to be wooed.
Well, some of the time. | |
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onenitealone said: HamsterHuey said: No, really. Wanna?
Herman, I'm an old fashioned man. I like to be wooed.
Well, some of the time.  | |
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I am too old for wooing. |
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HamsterHuey said: I am too old for wooing.
You sure don't look it..  | |
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HamsterHuey said: I am too old for wooing.
Just straight down to business, is it?
As I say, not in all cases. | |
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onenitealone said: Rule #763:
Any gay man you ever make eye contact or - God forbid - make conversation with, will be lying next to you in bed within a matter of hours. Fact!
I went out last night and I went to this gay bar that I hardly ever go to these days. It was a sight to behold. All the regular Mon-Fri set, propping up the bar, singing showtunes... Weird.
Whilst I was waiting to get served, I got talking to this guy at the bar. He must've been at least 50 (and I don't mean that in any ageist way at all) and was completely pissed. There was more beer on his chin than in his glass. Of course, he spent the entire rest of the evening loitering in my presence, springing out behind a pillar every so often. Everything I want in a man. 
I just find it hilarious/sad that you can't even say 'Hello' to another gay man sometimes without him assuming that you want to jump his bones.  Well, not his. how you doin? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: how you doin?
That's it - I'm not saying anything ever again.
I'm great, thanks. Fine and dandy. And you?? | |
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JustErin said: luv4all7 said: Vaginas are disgusting.
 I guess you haven't done that Betty Friedan admire yourself in the mirror stuff, have you | |
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onenitealone said: cborgman said: how you doin?
That's it - I'm not saying anything ever again.
I'm great, thanks. Fine and dandy. And you?? well, now that we have gotten to know each other, let's fuck. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: onenitealone said: That's it - I'm not saying anything ever again.
I'm great, thanks. Fine and dandy. And you?? well, now that we have gotten to know each other, let's fuck. Oh my - we have a wooer.
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jonylawson said: ive decided to be a lesbian monk
Where does one sign up? Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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onenitealone said: Rule #763:
Any gay man you ever make eye contact or - God forbid - make conversation with, will be lying next to you in bed within a matter of hours. Fact!
I went out last night and I went to this gay bar that I hardly ever go to these days. It was a sight to behold. All the regular Mon-Fri set, propping up the bar, singing showtunes... Weird.
Whilst I was waiting to get served, I got talking to this guy at the bar. He must've been at least 50 (and I don't mean that in any ageist way at all) and was completely pissed. There was more beer on his chin than in his glass. Of course, he spent the entire rest of the evening loitering in my presence, springing out behind a pillar every so often. Everything I want in a man.
I just find it hilarious/sad that you can't even say 'Hello' to another gay man sometimes without him assuming that you want to jump his bones. Well, not his.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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my jaw unhinges and I don't bitch 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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purplerein said: JustErin said: I guess you haven't done that Betty Friedan admire yourself in the mirror stuff, have you  | |
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You basically double your wardrobe if you choose a partner who's virtually the same size as you. | |
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HamsterHuey said: onenitealone said: Rule #763: you can't even say 'Hello' to another gay man without him assuming that you want to jump his bones.
Wanna fuck?   FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
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Justin1972UK said: You basically double your wardrobe if you choose a partner who's virtually the same size as you.
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