onenitealone said:

my other favorite str8 people thing is when they ask if you know so-and-so. cracks me up. like all gay men know each other.

onenitealone said:

it's true, gay men are exactly like the smurfs before the introduction of smurfette. we just see any ol' blue button tail hanging out of a pair of white tights and we're like a horse chasing a carrot at the racetrack.

Anx said:

i dont understand soem of the people my friends have tried to set me up with. it blows my mind.

mrdespues said:

i'm not going to click on that. i might get a trojan horse worm virus thing.

Well if it helps any, gay men give better head. Watch straight pornos and gay pornos and you'll see the difference, LOL

cborgman said:

We rule!


Chris, I know this gayer in Milwaukee...

Anx said:

Why do you think Papa Smurf has always got a smile on his face??! Aha!

onenitealone said:

Tom said:

it's so true. they suck the same way prince kisses in under the cherry moon.

onenitealone said:

Anx said:

or beaten to death by hot women.

mrdespues said:

jesus god NO

Anx said:

hahaha your worst nightmare.

Gay men cook and clean, and they will pick up the tab sometimes too when you go out to eat . And you don't have to worry about knocking them up.

Tom said:

You have a great argument there. EXCEPT that I don't cook and seldom clean. I do pick up the tab though. heheheheh!!!


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

you are a fantastic dinner date Miguel

Tom said:

sounds like the man for me! 'cept i dont' have to worry about him knocking me up

Natisse said:

Hey, can MDiver sneak you into California with him if he comes?


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Muse2NOPharaoh said:

This is one of my fave org pix.
Lovely. Honey, you're hung like a fly.

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Waddya mean IF?

mdiver said:

WOO HOO!!!!!


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I do believe he just insulted my manhood!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

There aint no HOOD on that, that's a penis.
I have to admit, you wear it well.



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Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Rule #763:

Any gay man you ever make eye contact or - God forbid - make conversation with, will be lying next to you in bed within a matter of hours. Fact!





I went out last night and I went to this gay bar that I hardly ever go to these days. It was a sight to behold. All the regular Mon-Fri set, propping up the bar, singing showtunes... Weird.

Whilst I was waiting to get served, I got talking to this guy at the bar. He must've been at least 50 (and I don't mean that in any ageist way at all) and was completely pissed. There was more beer on his chin than in his glass. Of course, he spent the entire rest of the evening loitering in my presence, springing out behind a pillar every so often. Everything I want in a man.

I just find it hilarious/sad that you can't even say 'Hello' to another gay man sometimes without him assuming that you want to jump his bones. Well, not his.

ive decided to be a lesbian monk

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

What the...???!