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Signs of Getting Old I can't claim any credit for this post; I saw this on Myspace, but I thought I'd print it here. BTW, the person who wrote this is Rowena Galam, and if you want to check out this person's profile, go to http://profile.myspace.co...d=2177874.
SIGNS OF GETTING OLD based on personal experience: - Chillin' at a lounge or dinner party is more appealing than going clubbing. - When you do go clubbing, you feel like a fish out of water. - It takes 2 days to recuperate from a RARE night of drunkenness. - Going out on a weekday is absolutely taboo, while going out three days in a row is impossible. - Hanging out at Barnes and Noble is totally awesome. - Your social calendar is replaced with weddings, kid birthdays, and family events. - You clean out your closet and throw away midriffs, short shorts, and anything too tight. - Granny panties become the most comfortable clothing in the world. - Afternoon naps become a requirement. - The only way to keep up with what's cool these days is through your little sister, little brother, AND little nephew. - Your high school music becomes labeled as old school slow jams. - Rap starts sounding like noise and STAR 98.7 becomes one of the your top 3 radio stations. - You start calling teenagers and college types "These kids..." - Boys 25 years and below look cute, but only as boy toys. - You ignore bad boys and suddenly get attracted to the "nice" ones. - You get hit on by married men with babies. SHAME on YOU! - You browse through wedding magazines instead of fashion mags. - You become aware that muffin top is not just for breakfast. - Eye creams, healthy eats, and exercise become A MUST, not a choice. - You realize "Dammit! My mother IS right!" - You recognize that quarterly life crisis does exist! SUCKS. | |
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728huey said: I can't claim any credit for this post; I saw this on Myspace, but I thought I'd print it here. BTW, the person who wrote this is Rowena Galam, and if you want to check out this person's profile, go to http://profile.myspace.co...d=2177874.
SIGNS OF GETTING OLD based on personal experience: - Chillin' at a lounge or dinner party is more appealing than going clubbing. - When you do go clubbing, you feel like a fish out of water. - It takes 2 days to recuperate from a RARE night of drunkenness. - Going out on a weekday is absolutely taboo, while going out three days in a row is impossible. - Hanging out at Barnes and Noble is totally awesome. - Your social calendar is replaced with weddings, kid birthdays, and family events. - You clean out your closet and throw away midriffs, short shorts, and anything too tight. - Granny panties become the most comfortable clothing in the world. - Afternoon naps become a requirement. - The only way to keep up with what's cool these days is through your little sister, little brother, AND little nephew. - Your high school music becomes labeled as old school slow jams. - Rap starts sounding like noise and STAR 98.7 becomes one of the your top 3 radio stations. - You start calling teenagers and college types "These kids..." - Boys 25 years and below look cute, but only as boy toys. - You ignore bad boys and suddenly get attracted to the "nice" ones. - You get hit on by married men with babies. SHAME on YOU! - You browse through wedding magazines instead of fashion mags. - You become aware that muffin top is not just for breakfast. - Eye creams, healthy eats, and exercise become A MUST, not a choice. - You realize "Dammit! My mother IS right!" - You recognize that quarterly life crisis does exist! SUCKS. I can relate to the points that I have highlighted above. Damn, I AM getting old. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: 728huey said: I can't claim any credit for this post; I saw this on Myspace, but I thought I'd print it here. BTW, the person who wrote this is Rowena Galam, and if you want to check out this person's profile, go to http://profile.myspace.co...d=2177874.
SIGNS OF GETTING OLD based on personal experience: - Chillin' at a lounge or dinner party is more appealing than going clubbing. - When you do go clubbing, you feel like a fish out of water. - It takes 2 days to recuperate from a RARE night of drunkenness. - Going out on a weekday is absolutely taboo, while going out three days in a row is impossible. - Hanging out at Barnes and Noble is totally awesome. - Your social calendar is replaced with weddings, kid birthdays, and family events. - You clean out your closet and throw away midriffs, short shorts, and anything too tight. - Granny panties become the most comfortable clothing in the world. - Afternoon naps become a requirement. - The only way to keep up with what's cool these days is through your little sister, little brother, AND little nephew. - Your high school music becomes labeled as old school slow jams. - Rap starts sounding like noise and STAR 98.7 becomes one of the your top 3 radio stations. - You start calling teenagers and college types "These kids..." - Boys 25 years and below look cute, but only as boy toys. - You ignore bad boys and suddenly get attracted to the "nice" ones. - You get hit on by married men with babies. SHAME on YOU! - You browse through wedding magazines instead of fashion mags. - You become aware that muffin top is not just for breakfast. - Eye creams, healthy eats, and exercise become A MUST, not a choice. - You realize "Dammit! My mother IS right!" - You recognize that quarterly life crisis does exist! SUCKS. I can relate to the points that I have highlighted above. Damn, I AM getting old. I can relate too! | |
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nurse said: psychodelicide said: I can relate to the points that I have highlighted above. Damn, I AM getting old. I can relate too! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: nurse said: I can relate too! I feel alittle better now. | |
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- Chillin' at a lounge or dinner party is more appealing than going clubbing. - When you do go clubbing, you feel like a fish out of water. - It takes 2 days to recuperate from a RARE night of drunkenness. I've been like this my entire adult life...lol | |
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shit
I relate to most of that, though I still go to parties with "kids" at them anyway. | |
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Byron said: - Chillin' at a lounge or dinner party is more appealing than going clubbing. - When you do go clubbing, you feel like a fish out of water. - It takes 2 days to recuperate from a RARE night of drunkenness. I've been like this my entire adult life...lol Adult life? I've always been like this! | |
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oh man...
I totally relate to this! And with 39 lurking around the corner! (24th) "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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I had to get reading glasses! Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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babynoz said: I had to get reading glasses!
Awww! | |
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nurse said: babynoz said: I had to get reading glasses!
Awww! Thanks, Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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coolcat said: Byron said: I've been like this my entire adult life...lol Adult life? I've always been like this! Well, I would have said I've always been like that, too, except I don't recall ever having to recouperate from a night of drunkeness when I was 11...lol | |
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Byron said: coolcat said: Adult life? I've always been like this! Well, I would have said I've always been like that, too, except I don't recall ever having to recouperate from a night of drunkeness when I was 11...lol Yeah, I'm not sure what I was thinking when I posted that... Think I might be getting senile! | |
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no granny panties for me!! | |
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ZombieKitten said: no granny panties for me!!
Me, either... | |
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ZombieKitten said: no granny panties for me!!
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nurse said: psychodelicide said: I feel alittle better now. I'm glad. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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babynoz said: I had to get reading glasses!
Me too, just recently. Not surprising though, since I've had awful eyesight since I was little. I've worn glasses for distance since I was like 8 or 9 years old. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: babynoz said: I had to get reading glasses!
Me too, just recently. Not surprising though, since I've had awful eyesight since I was little. I've worn glasses for distance since I was like 8 or 9 years old. I wear bifocals- since my 20s! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said: psychodelicide said: Me too, just recently. Not surprising though, since I've had awful eyesight since I was little. I've worn glasses for distance since I was like 8 or 9 years old. I wear bifocals- since my 20s! Really?? That sux!!!! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: chocolate1 said: I wear bifocals- since my 20s! Really?? That sux!!!! Ya get used to them- tend to fall downstairs the 1st time ya wear them, tho! U miss the bottom step... I got the 'blended' ones so the "aging factor" looks less profound. "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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psychodelicide said: babynoz said: I had to get reading glasses!
Me too, just recently. Not surprising though, since I've had awful eyesight since I was little. I've worn glasses for distance since I was like 8 or 9 years old. Wow, that's a long time. I'm still getting used to it. I stepped on the first pair by accident so now I have four pair that I keep in different places just in case. I feel like my grandmother! Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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- Chillin' at a lounge or dinner party is more appealing than going clubbing.
- When you do go clubbing, you feel like a fish out of water. Damn, I've been "getting old" for a mighty long time!! Been lounging vs. clubbing since 22 or so... - Eye creams, healthy eats, and exercise become A MUST, not a choice.
I'm late on the healthy eats & exercise, but thank GOD I've been on the eye cream for quite a while | |
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