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KFC Drive Thru People Are Smart!!! The guy at the drive-thru sounded "slow", shall we say. As in, there's no way he graduated from 8th grade "slow".
To set the stage: the order screen was missing my drink. The following exchange actually happened. No names have been changed because I don't know the names of these idiots, and I wouldn't care if I did. I just hope they are being de-spermed and de-ovaried soon so they won't pass on their abnormal genes to their offspring. Me: I don't see my drink on there. Long pause. Him: What? Me: My drink. The combos come with drinks. Long pause. Him: Combos? Me: Yeah, the value meals. Him: Let me find out. The longest moment of silence in recorded human history. The order on my screen changed and the guy had changed my order to the wrong thing. Me:  Just give me what I ordered the first time and add a drink. Mountain Dew.
Long pause. Him: OK The order changed back to the right thing and I pulled up to the window. Some girl handed me enough food to feed a construction crew. Me: Um, that looks like too much food. I just orderd the 3 piece meal. Her: What? Me: It's too much food. Girl leaves and removes half of the bag's contents. Her: Here. Me: Thanks. Drove a little down the street and realized she didn't give me my drink. FUCK KFC. There's twenty minutes I'll never get back. I'm so mad I could beat up a defenseless toilet!  [Edited 8/4/06 8:55am] | |
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thats nothin'.. i walk into subway and order the "Veggie delight" hero, the girl at the counter asks me "what kind of cheese do you want on that?" i said "Cheese? what part of "Veggie" did you not comprehend genius? manager comes out and says " you dont ask what kind of cheese on a "Veggie delight" and she proceeds to walk to the back the manager apologizes for the "Moronic display of customer service" LOL.... | |
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kidelrich said: I'm so mad I could beat up a defenseless toilet!
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kidelrich said: The guy at the drive-thru sounded "slow", shall we say. As in, there's no way he graduated from 8th grade "slow".
To set the stage: the order screen was missing my drink. The following exchange actually happened. No names have been changed because I don't know the names of these idiots, and I wouldn't care if I did. I just hope they are being de-spermed and de-ovaried soon so they won't pass on their abnormal genes to their offspring. Me: I don't see my drink on there. Long pause. Him: What? Me: My drink. The combos come with drinks. Long pause. Him: Combos? Me: Yeah, the value meals. Him: Let me find out. The longest moment of silence in recorded human history. The order on my screen changed and the guy had changed my order to the wrong thing. Me: Just give me what I ordered the first time and add a drink. Mountain Dew.
Long pause. Him: OK The order changed back to the right thing and I pulled up to the window. Some girl handed me enough food to feed a construction crew. Me: Um, that looks like too much food. I just orderd the 3 piece meal. Her: What? Me: It's too much food. Girl leaves and removes half of the bag's contents. Her: Here. Me: Thanks. Drove a little down the street and realized she didn't give me my drink. FUCK KFC. There's twenty minutes I'll never get back. I'm so mad I could beat up a defenseless toilet!
[Edited 8/4/06 8:55am] Is the KFC girl date material? | |
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Finess said: thats nothin'.. i walk into subway and order the "Veggie delight" hero, the girl at the counter asks me "what kind of cheese do you want on that?" i said "Cheese? what part of "Veggie" did you not comprehend genius? manager comes out and says " you dont ask what kind of cheese on a "Veggie delight" and she proceeds to walk to the back the manager apologizes for the "Moronic display of customer service" LOL....
In her defense, you didn't ask for a vegan delight, just a veggie delight. Every other sandwhich there comes with cheese, so why not the veggie one?  | |
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...or when they forget to give you any sporks or napkins. Pisses me the hell off. How am I gonna eat mash potatoes with my fingers?! | |
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Tom said: Finess said: thats nothin'.. i walk into subway and order the "Veggie delight" hero, the girl at the counter asks me "what kind of cheese do you want on that?" i said "Cheese? what part of "Veggie" did you not comprehend genius? manager comes out and says " you dont ask what kind of cheese on a "Veggie delight" and she proceeds to walk to the back the manager apologizes for the "Moronic display of customer service" LOL....
In her defense, you didn't ask for a vegan delight, just a veggie delight. Every other sandwhich there comes with cheese, so why not the veggie one? because it states that there is no meat nor cheese on it, so her defense is null and void sir..  | |
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Finess said: Tom said: In her defense, you didn't ask for a vegan delight, just a veggie delight. Every other sandwhich there comes with cheese, so why not the veggie one? because it states that there is no meat nor cheese on it, so her defense is null and void sir.. perhaps she was new at her job, and didn't fully remember the formula for a veggie delight. Then you, a good looking well built man comes in, and her heart goes all aflutter. I think you owe her an apology and a date | |
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purplerein said: Finess said: because it states that there is no meat nor cheese on it, so her defense is null and void sir.. perhaps she was new at her job, and didn't fully remember the formula for a veggie delight. Then you, a good looking well built man comes in, and her heart goes all aflutter. I think you owe her an apology and a date wha'eva  for 1. im not that "Good looking, not really well built either" so your assesment is to null and void [Edited 8/4/06 9:43am] | |
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Finess said: purplerein said: perhaps she was new at her job, and didn't fully remember the formula for a veggie delight. Then you, a good looking well built man comes in, and her heart goes all aflutter. I think you owe her an apology and a date wha'eva for 1. im not that "Good looking, not really well built either" so your assesment is to null and void
[Edited 8/4/06 9:43am] perhaps she finds "not that good looking and not really well built" attractive. She's probably waiting for you to call | |
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purplerein said: Finess said: wha'eva for 1. im not that "Good looking, not really well built either" so your assesment is to null and void
[Edited 8/4/06 9:43am] perhaps she finds "not that good looking and not really well built" attractive. She's probably waiting for you to call will ya give it a rest already.. moving on | |
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for some reason while i read the verbal exchange between you and the folks working there, i kept envisioning one guy:
combo meal, yaaaaay!!! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: for some reason while i read the verbal exchange between you and the folks working there, i kept envisioning one guy:
combo meal, yaaaaay!!!  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: for some reason while i read the verbal exchange between you and the folks working there, i kept envisioning one guy:
combo meal, yaaaaay!!! special fuckin' ed | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: for some reason while i read the verbal exchange between you and the folks working there, i kept envisioning one guy:
combo meal, yaaaaay!!! Incredibly accurate.  | |
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jerseykrs said: kidelrich said: I'm so mad I could beat up a defenseless toilet!
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FunkMistress said: jerseykrs said: oh, you shut up over there. | |
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jerseykrs said: FunkMistress said: oh, you shut up over there. 
Make me. The Normal Whores Club | |
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Finess said: thats nothin'.. i walk into subway and order the "Veggie delight" hero, the girl at the counter asks me "what kind of cheese do you want on that?" i said "Cheese? what part of "Veggie" did you not comprehend genius? manager comes out and says " you dont ask what kind of cheese on a "Veggie delight" and she proceeds to walk to the back the manager apologizes for the "Moronic display of customer service" LOL....
well...I've seen ppl order the Veggie delight and ask for cheese. 
That doesn't seem like a Moronic display necessarily.... I did go to McDonald's and the kid ordered a McFlurry with extra oreo topping...we pull up..the guy comes to the window and says.."how would you like your topping." I was like...uh..."how would I like my topping?...ON THE MCFLURRY please...." But then he asked the same question again...I looked at my daughter who I thought was about to bust a vein from laughin' so hard at me being confused. She was like...I have no clue. he comes back with the Mcflurry and says..."Is that it..?" (as if to ask if he did it right) I was like..."Is that it what?" I just drove off.... | |
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FunkMistress said: jerseykrs said: oh, you shut up over there.
Make me.  | |
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CHEESE ISNT A FUCKIN' VEGETABLE!!!! | |
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Rhondab said: Finess said: thats nothin'.. i walk into subway and order the "Veggie delight" hero, the girl at the counter asks me "what kind of cheese do you want on that?" i said "Cheese? what part of "Veggie" did you not comprehend genius? manager comes out and says " you dont ask what kind of cheese on a "Veggie delight" and she proceeds to walk to the back the manager apologizes for the "Moronic display of customer service" LOL....
well...I've seen ppl order the Veggie delight and ask for cheese.
That doesn't seem like a Moronic display necessarily.... I always get cheese on my veggie delights. The Normal Whores Club | |
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If you really want to screw with them, pull up to the KFC window and order a Big Mac, and see how long it takes them to realize whats wrong. | |
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George Carlin had a great bit where he suggests all kinds of ways to fuck with people. One of my favorites was the one where you drive up to McDonald's and order, let's say a cheeseburger meal. They say, "$5.25!" You pay, get your food and drive over to the next nearest McDonald's. You order another cheeseburger meal, but when you drive up to the window, you yell "$5.25!" and throw the bag of food to them, and drive away before they can respond.
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i hear in some places that are wired with fiber optics actually has someone from india taking your order because the error rate was so high with their employees.
True story. | |
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Tom said: ...or when they forget to give you any sporks or napkins. Pisses me the hell off. How am I gonna eat mash potatoes with my fingers?!
That's how they eat them, though. [Edited 8/4/06 13:49pm] | |
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FunkMistress said: George Carlin had a great bit where he suggests all kinds of ways to fuck with people. One of my favorites was the one where you drive up to McDonald's and order, let's say a cheeseburger meal. They say, "$5.25!" You pay, get your food and drive over to the next nearest McDonald's. You order another cheeseburger meal, but when you drive up to the window, you yell [b]"$5.25!" and throw the bag of food to them, and drive away before they can respond.[/b]
I actually did laugh out loud when I read that. Awesome. | |
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when we were living in NJ when i was younger, we always used 2 go get take out esp on the weekend when my father had off. We'd always go through the drive through and they would always get it wrong.
KFC, MCD, ANYTHING so now I NEVER go to a drive through, I PARK the car and PHYSICALLY GO IN AND GET what i want and check the bag b4 i leave the store. | |
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kidelrich said: The guy at the drive-thru sounded "slow", shall we say. As in, there's no way he graduated from 8th grade "slow".
To set the stage: the order screen was missing my drink. The following exchange actually happened. No names have been changed because I don't know the names of these idiots, and I wouldn't care if I did. I just hope they are being de-spermed and de-ovaried soon so they won't pass on their abnormal genes to their offspring. Me: I don't see my drink on there. Long pause. Him: What? Me: My drink. The combos come with drinks. Long pause. Him: Combos? Me: Yeah, the value meals. Him: Let me find out. The longest moment of silence in recorded human history. The order on my screen changed and the guy had changed my order to the wrong thing. Me: Just give me what I ordered the first time and add a drink. Mountain Dew.
Long pause. Him: OK The order changed back to the right thing and I pulled up to the window. Some girl handed me enough food to feed a construction crew. Me: Um, that looks like too much food. I just orderd the 3 piece meal. Her: What? Me: It's too much food. Girl leaves and removes half of the bag's contents. Her: Here. Me: Thanks. Drove a little down the street and realized she didn't give me my drink. FUCK KFC. There's twenty minutes I'll never get back. I'm so mad I could beat up a defenseless toilet!
[Edited 8/4/06 8:55am] The guy who took your order was probably new and the girl who gave you your food was probably filling the bag as he was messing up your order and thought you ordered all the food instead of it just being a corrected mistake | |
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Yeah you work at a fast food joint making min. wage and lets see how much you fuckin care!! The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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