I thought this would be another Whitney thread...

That story is hilarious. Maybe he's a new breed of f*ck-up, programmed to return to the station when a certain "Critical Crackload Threshold" level is breached.

jtfolden said:

fucking Chicago


I'll be honest, boo--I tried to avoid this thread because I thought it was just another JerseyKRS thread , but this is the funniest shit I've read in a long time.

Anx said:

When you selectively quote it like that you introduce the possibility for other interpretations of that word and I can not be held responsible for the direction this thread may take...

jtfolden said:

jtfolden said:

i think it's headed that direction anyway.

Funny story Anx...

You should run through your life one day like that...shouting crazy shit
and callin' the law on yourself...

sweet said:

it's awful and I used to be so scared I would get punched in the face for looking at the wrong moment.

I live in a neighborhood that's like "junkie central", so I experience my share of crackheads.

And I hate public transportation.

I interviewed a Crackhead prostitute with a front tooth missing one day. She was in jail for possession of crack cocaine. I asked her if she wanted to admit the charge or deny it. She said that she was going to deny it. She said "Do you think if I knew that there was a "rock" in my backpack I wouldn't have smoked it? Yeah I would have!!!!!"

It totally made sense, even though she was probably lying. I agreed with her and we ended up having a great time talking.


M

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

when i lived in NYC, i worked with someone who was a career crackhead in washington DC until she got her life together and moved to new york to start over. the stories that woman told me made my ears melt off my head sometimes, but i had to hand it to her - she had the black hand of death floating directly over her head, but she turned it around and the last i heard, she had a great apartment in brooklyn and she was about to have a commitment ceremony with her girlfriend. she was an awesome lady.

Anx said:

That is always so great to hear. I have two close close friends that are in recovery. One of them 5 years, the other 18 years. It can be done but it takes hard work. I admire them.

Now, by CAREER CRACKHEAD IN WASHINGTON DC, you mean BUSH right?

M

Okay wait, I just thought of something...how the hell does Cracky have a working cell phone?

DevotedPuppy said:

don't most cooks?

Anx said:

Oh shit. He was really a cook? I thought that was just an outfit he dug out of a dumpster... I didn't realize that crackheads can have 'real' jobs. I thought being addicted to crack was a full time gig...

Plus I was under the impression that cocaine was the chef's special.

DevotedPuppy said:

well, i didn't really have the time to do a lifestyle profile on the guy. all i know is that he was cracked out, wearing a dirty chef's uniform, and he had a cellphone. but really, who doesn't these days?