MIGUELGOMEZ said:

i always wanted to do a really nice glossy quarterly magazine called TWEAKER PROJECTS QUARTERLY, which would be kind of a martha stewart home projects magazine for people on meth.

THIS ISSUE:
It's 4:30 a.m.:Paint your kitchen matte black!
Dye your carpet...with a toothbrush!
Do your parents REALLY love you? Call them NOW!
[Edited 8/3/06 17:44pm]

In lock-up you get a free meal and a bed, maybe a shower too.

littlemissG said:

if you're dressed like a chef, do you get to help make the free meals?

Anx said:

i wouldn't trust him!
he's prolly pee in the vat of apple juice!

SammiJ said:

jerseykrs said:

I do not think I went 1000 miles but it sure as hell felt like it! Never again!!

Anx said:

For a short period when I was 19 I lived in an apartment full of meth-heads. I always wanted to be filming everything. I would've had a shocking, stunning documetary out of it had I done it.

LMAO!!!! i can't breathe!!!!

I used to ride the tram with barefoot heroin addicts who would lean out and vomit at tram stops and act as if nothing had happened, yet would swear at you if you even looked at them.

Can you get him an account here please?

only u, my friend, only u.

Anx said:

OH MY GOD!!!!


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SammiJ said:

Honey, I used to work in a minimum security jail and I used to eat at their mess hall. Let's just say that I stopped eating there when I found out what the inmates were doing. Let's just say it wasn't PEE.....


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The title of this thread cracks me up.

It's almost like one of those things that people in a game show audience says.

The contestant loses the round and everyone in the audience says, at the same time....

" Now, that's a dumb crackhead " applause applause.....


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Anx said:

This is some funny, funny shit. . .

LOL He's probabbly a cook somewhere. That'll make you think twice before eating out again, LOL.

Tom said:

He's cookin' SUMfin.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

OH
MY
GOD
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*runs out of thread*

SammiJ said:

They had the nerve to say that there was no danger because of the temperature that the food was cooked.....


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ZombieKitten said:

i am cracking up at this...yet crying at the same time so sad and funny simultaneously

poor addicts

This is one of the best crackhead stories I've heard in a long time

There was a crack daddy who used to take the bus in Detroit and Case had THE BEST stories about him. He called himself "Numba One" and he was always up on current events and news stories and talking about how Britney Spears and Chelsea Clinton were going to meet their demise.

I love the double standard of this place

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

i know, this thread is extremely crackist.

Anx said:

No, not that I posted something similar months and months ago about a crackhead eating his own poop on the underground (metro/subway) which I found hilarious, only to be met with a tirade of replies telling me how I should have not laughed at the crack head

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

damn, i know i wasnt one of them

brownsugar said:

there's always time to laugh at crackhead theater. it's the "itchy and scratchy" of real life.

july said:

Hello, Police. Yeah, can you send someone right away. I'm on the F'in train.
You will, thanks. Thanks for your concern. I'm over here

OMFG. That is too hilarious. Count Crackula--love it!

Do you ever see the guy that dresses like Jesus and carries a full out cross around by Watertower place? He used to always be on the 151 with me. (I'd call my uber-religious mom and say, Guess who I'm on the bus with? Jesus Christ!! No really, Jesus!)

One time there was a crazy anti-vampire guy on the 151 with me too--seriously it was real early in the morning and his eyes were all bloodshot. He was old and pale, dressed in all black, reeked of garlic, and was wearing a crucifix. It took me a while to figure out what his deal was--I guess he was out at day break so the vampires wouldn't get him.


Aww, I miss Chicago...