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Reply #120 posted 08/04/06 2:20pm

Spats

mdiver said:

roanmairin said:



Someone's got issues. wink


That happens when you don't get to shoot your load for nearly a year.



I could call up the babe right now, give her directions to my place and be having sacktime with her in a couple hours if i chose to. I could even have a flower waiting for her on my pillows if i was a sissy boy. I choose not to. biggrin
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Reply #121 posted 08/04/06 2:22pm

mdiver

Spats said:

mdiver said:



That happens when you don't get to shoot your load for nearly a year.



I could call up the babe right now, give her directions to my place and be having sacktime with her in a couple hours if i chose to. I could even have a flower waiting for her on my pillows if i was a sissy boy. I choose not to. biggrin



Keep telling yourself that lonely boy
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Reply #122 posted 08/04/06 2:25pm

fantasyislande
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Spats said:

mdiver said:



That happens when you don't get to shoot your load for nearly a year.



I could call up the babe right now, give her directions to my place and be having sacktime with her in a couple hours if i chose to. I could even have a flower waiting for her on my pillows if i was a sissy boy. I choose not to. biggrin


shrug then i guess you choose not to get laid. just don't be complaining about the choices you make.
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Reply #123 posted 08/04/06 2:26pm

mdiver

fantasyislander said:

Spats said:




I could call up the babe right now, give her directions to my place and be having sacktime with her in a couple hours if i chose to. I could even have a flower waiting for her on my pillows if i was a sissy boy. I choose not to. biggrin


shrug then i guess you choose not to get laid. just don't be complaining about the choices you make.



falloff And i have to say....no hands, no oral.....it's hardly sacktime is it?
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Reply #124 posted 08/04/06 2:29pm

Spats

fantasyislander said:

Spats said:




I could call up the babe right now, give her directions to my place and be having sacktime with her in a couple hours if i chose to. I could even have a flower waiting for her on my pillows if i was a sissy boy. I choose not to. biggrin


shrug then i guess you choose not to get laid. just don't be complaining about the choices you make.


I don't complain about the choices i make. I am sticking to my principles. I complain that if i want sacktime that i have to throw my principles out the window and lower myself.
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Reply #125 posted 08/04/06 2:30pm

fantasyislande
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mdiver said:

fantasyislander said:



shrug then i guess you choose not to get laid. just don't be complaining about the choices you make.



falloff And i have to say....no hands, no oral.....it's hardly sacktime is it?


i can just imagine spats sacktime... no foreplay. get down to business, straight face all the time... i imagine his woman staring off into space wondering when he'll be done b/c she's bored and has better things to do....

sounds like fun to me! thumbs up!
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Reply #126 posted 08/04/06 2:31pm

mdiver

Spats said:

fantasyislander said:



shrug then i guess you choose not to get laid. just don't be complaining about the choices you make.


I don't complain about the choices i make. I am sticking to my principles. I complain that if i want sacktime that i have to throw my principles out the window and lower myself.



I seem to recall a thread not too long ago where you moaned about having to break your "principles" and take her out,pay.....be nice to get sack time.....


Still nothing..... so you have broken your principles and still none....get the hint Quasi
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Reply #127 posted 08/04/06 2:34pm

Spats

mdiver said:

Spats said:



I don't complain about the choices i make. I am sticking to my principles. I complain that if i want sacktime that i have to throw my principles out the window and lower myself.



I seem to recall a thread not too long ago where you moaned about having to break your "principles" and take her out,pay.....be nice to get sack time.....


Still nothing..... so you have broken your principles and still none....get the hint Quasi


I got a weekend of making out for lowering myself. Sick huh? Life works in strange ways. I guess i will have to sink lower to get sacktime.
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Reply #128 posted 08/04/06 2:35pm

mdiver

Spats said:

mdiver said:




I seem to recall a thread not too long ago where you moaned about having to break your "principles" and take her out,pay.....be nice to get sack time.....


Still nothing..... so you have broken your principles and still none....get the hint Quasi


I got a weekend of making out for lowering myself. Sick huh? Life works in strange ways. I guess i will have to sink lower to get sacktime.



And there we have it people.....
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Reply #129 posted 08/04/06 2:49pm

Spats

mdiver said:

Spats said:



I got a weekend of making out for lowering myself. Sick huh? Life works in strange ways. I guess i will have to sink lower to get sacktime.



And there we have it people.....



What's it like to stoop that low on a regular basis? Like that flower nonsense you do.
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Reply #130 posted 08/04/06 3:00pm

emm

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mdiver said:

a canadian voice...

this sexy canadian voice is cutting you off mister neutral



oral
doveShe couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay dove
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Reply #131 posted 08/04/06 3:00pm

mdiver

Spats said:

mdiver said:




And there we have it people.....



What's it like to stoop that low on a regular basis? Like that flower nonsense you do.



So let me get this straight .....It's ok for you to do it to get lame ass no fun sacktime.....but.....

pooptoast


Oh hang on the comeback will be.....yeah you eat that!
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Reply #132 posted 08/04/06 3:04pm

Spats

mdiver said:

Spats said:




What's it like to stoop that low on a regular basis? Like that flower nonsense you do.



So let me get this straight .....It's ok for you to do it to get lame ass no fun sacktime.....but.....

pooptoast


Oh hang on the comeback will be.....yeah you eat that!



Yeah but you stoop regularly. I don't usually have to. That was a rare thing for me.
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Reply #133 posted 08/04/06 3:05pm

mdiver

Spats said:

mdiver said:




So let me get this straight .....It's ok for you to do it to get lame ass no fun sacktime.....but.....

pooptoast


Oh hang on the comeback will be.....yeah you eat that!



Yeah but you stoop regularly. I don't usually have to. That was a rare thing for me.



falloff you are just priceless.. you reason like a 3yr old
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Reply #134 posted 08/04/06 3:06pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz

fantasyislander said:

mdiver said:




falloff And i have to say....no hands, no oral.....it's hardly sacktime is it?


i can just imagine spats sacktime... no foreplay. get down to business, straight face all the time... i imagine his woman staring off into space wondering when he'll be done b/c she's bored and has better things to do....

sounds like fun to me! thumbs up!

sounds more like he's a three-pump chump to me, if he don't wanna get too involved.
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Reply #135 posted 08/04/06 3:08pm

mdiver

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

fantasyislander said:



i can just imagine spats sacktime... no foreplay. get down to business, straight face all the time... i imagine his woman staring off into space wondering when he'll be done b/c she's bored and has better things to do....

sounds like fun to me! thumbs up!

sounds more like he's a three-pump chump to me, if he don't wanna get too involved.



I will bet 3 pumps is like being married for him!
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Reply #136 posted 08/04/06 3:09pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz

mdiver said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


sounds more like he's a three-pump chump to me, if he don't wanna get too involved.



I will bet 3 pumps is like being married for him!

falloff

as far as this thread goes, i ain't got a story for ya'll. sowwy.
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Reply #137 posted 08/04/06 3:15pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz

Spats said:

I could call up the babe right now, give her directions to my place and be having sacktime with her in a couple hours if i chose to.

key words there--because you and i both know that it ain't as simple as a phone call when it comes to you due to the fact you're so wusstacular, therefore you're steadily going on and on with yer shoulda-coulda-wouldas on a gotdamned website instead of having said sacktime right now.
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Reply #138 posted 08/04/06 3:16pm

mdiver

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Spats said:

I could call up the babe right now, give her directions to my place and be having sacktime with her in a couple hours if i chose to.

key words there--because you and i both know that it ain't as simple as a phone call when it comes to you due to the fact you're so wusstacular , therefore you're steadily going on and on with yer shoulda-coulda-wouldas on a gotdamned website instead of having said sacktime right now.



Dansa that was pure genius! hug
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Reply #139 posted 08/04/06 3:17pm

brownsugar

enough about spats and back to the hotness!!!
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Reply #140 posted 08/04/06 3:20pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz

brownsugar said:

enough about spats and back to the hotness!!!

i wish i could share some hottness, but alas...all i can do is just sit n'read.

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Reply #141 posted 08/04/06 3:27pm

brownsugar

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

brownsugar said:

enough about spats and back to the hotness!!!

i wish i could share some hottness, but alas...all i can do is just sit n'read.



i just noticed this thread said 'gave' also instead of recieve. now that i will keep to myself giggle
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Reply #142 posted 08/04/06 3:30pm

LuxuryBrown

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brownsugar said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


i wish i could share some hottness, but alas...all i can do is just sit n'read.



i just noticed this thread said 'gave' also instead of recieve. now that i will keep to myself giggle

Boo! You suck...oh wait, no, you actually DON'T! lol
~This brown experience made me the man that I was meant to be~
~So what you see is what you see, can't be nobody else but me~ -Luxury Brown
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Reply #143 posted 08/04/06 3:31pm

brownsugar

LuxuryBrown said:

brownsugar said:



i just noticed this thread said 'gave' also instead of recieve. now that i will keep to myself giggle

Boo! You suck...oh wait, no, you actually DON'T! lol


wouldn't you like to know? giggle
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Reply #144 posted 08/04/06 3:33pm

LuxuryBrown

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brownsugar said:

LuxuryBrown said:


Boo! You suck...oh wait, no, you actually DON'T! lol


wouldn't you like to know? giggle

Uh, YEAH! lol
~This brown experience made me the man that I was meant to be~
~So what you see is what you see, can't be nobody else but me~ -Luxury Brown
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Reply #145 posted 08/04/06 5:36pm

jtfolden

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fantasyislander said:


i can just imagine spats sacktime... no foreplay. get down to business, straight face all the time... i imagine his woman staring off into space wondering when he'll be done b/c she's bored and has better things to do....


Well, I imagine she HAS to look bored in order to avoid be labeled a whore for enjoying it. wink Otoh, something tells me she doesn't have to wait long for it to be over.
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Reply #146 posted 08/04/06 9:42pm

goat2004

Spats said:

JustErin said:



But did you blow your load?


Yes. And i never, ever, ever, kissed her again. barf barf barf barf barf



Dude, what is wrong with u man?...R U nuts? U dumped her becasue she sucked your dick good? WTF? I've never heard anything like that in my life....Can I have her number?....just kiddin

Just because she's enjoying it doesn't mean she's a slut - she could just be totally into U...well, I love a woman who gets into it - it shows me that there into me or into the sexual act - there is nothing better than good head!
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Reply #147 posted 08/04/06 9:48pm

Spats

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Spats said:

I could call up the babe right now, give her directions to my place and be having sacktime with her in a couple hours if i chose to.

key words there--because you and i both know that it ain't as simple as a phone call when it comes to you due to the fact you're so wusstacular, therefore you're steadily going on and on with yer shoulda-coulda-wouldas on a gotdamned website instead of having said sacktime right now.


The sacktime is not happening because i am not playing the female game. She is waiting for me to make the move on sacktime. I won the kissing standoff. She gave in and was kissing me like i have never been kissed before. razz razz razz razz I waited her out and it was worth it. I am doing the same with sacktime.
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Reply #148 posted 08/04/06 9:53pm

Spats

goat2004 said:

Spats said:



Yes. And i never, ever, ever, kissed her again. barf barf barf barf barf



Dude, what is wrong with u man?...R U nuts? U dumped her becasue she sucked your dick good? WTF? I've never heard anything like that in my life....Can I have her number?....just kiddin

Just because she's enjoying it doesn't mean she's a slut - she could just be totally into U...well, I love a woman who gets into it - it shows me that there into me or into the sexual act - there is nothing better than good head!


You make a good point. But she was doing it like she had done it before and that along with my views of the act itself just turned me off her. Just the thought of kissing her again was a turn off.
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Reply #149 posted 08/04/06 10:22pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz

Spats said:

The sacktime is not happening because i am not playing the female game.


then he went on to say:
I won the kissing standoff.

yer playing it. can't "win" shit if you don't "play", kraft-boy.
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