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PrintableFunkMistress said: jerseykrs said: That was your MOM for christs sake!!!  And she LOVED it!! 
She was driving; I was in the backseat, jackass!   | |
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FunkMistress said: jerseykrs said: That was your MOM for christs sake!!! And she LOVED it!!
She was driving; I was in the backseat, jackass! 
I've never received anyplace interesting. I've given while he was driving, which was pretty amusing, but more recently there was an entirely entertaining escapade in the bushes at a crowded park on Lake Washington on the 4th of July. . . sticker bushes!  oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said:
I've received in plenty off the wall places, but I'm not sharing that shit here. 
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I never gave where I RECEIVED head in the craziest place...
It was at a film fest in L.A., backstage. She was a little freak altogether though, so I wasn't shocked. I miss that bitch.  ~This brown experience made me the man that I was meant to be~
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roanmairin said: shellyevon said: Here's a theme song for you Spats: You can always go Downtown When you've got worries, all the noise and hurry Seems to help, I know Downtown No way, is that what that song is about? I mean, I have a disgusting filthy mind and I just never noticed... I dunno, I was watching the Seinfeld episode last night where George was trying to figure out where "Downtown" was.  Spats knew all along.
Spats is the first person I ever heard calling oral "downtown". Then again, it is prolly what the B52s meant when they covered the song.  "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
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LuxuryBrown said: FunkMistress said:
I shudder when I think about it. I was a teenager and I still wonder if she knew and was just too mortified to turn around or say anything. Oooh, that adds a little forbidden porno feel to it now! YES!  Or maybe she was getting off on it.  "What a lovely fat beat with a zompige baslijn" | |
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roanmairin said: LuxuryBrown said: Oooh, that adds a little forbidden porno feel to it now! YES! Or maybe she was getting off on it. OMG we are NOT! Going to talk about my mother getting off on me going down on someone!!! The Normal Whores Club | |
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Hobbitch said: Only because this is your thread, LB.
I once gave head in a cop's car.  Hey, ya big freak.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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i'm such a wild woman i could just copy and paste my response from the "whoopie" thread here 
mind you...   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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On the street, across the road from an occupied parked police car | |
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FunkMistress said: In the back seat of my mom's car.
While she was driving. I think you are hot looking, please don't say you did that. | |
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Spats said: FunkMistress said: In the back seat of my mom's car.
While she was driving. I think you are hot looking, please don't say you did that. Just Orgnote me a list of things to say/not say in order to stay hot in your eyes. Please? The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: roanmairin said: Or maybe she was getting off on it. OMG we are NOT! Going to talk about my mother getting off on me going down on someone!!! Sorry, but I am going to have to save that to my mental porn stash. 
"What a lovely fat beat with a zompige baslijn" | |
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Spats said: I think you are hot looking, please don't say you did that.
Let me guess you want an "angel" and you think about making her do 'nasty' things with you.... if you manage to get said 'angel' and are doing those nasties then it's great UNTIL she actually starts enjoying it for herself. Once you realize the woman might actually have wants, needs, and sexual feelings in her own independent mind (let alone visibly act on them and be pleased by it), she suddenly morphs into a 'skanky whore' and you can't kick her fat ass to the curb quick enough so you can go find your 'angel.' That about right? | |
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jtfolden said: Spats said: I think you are hot looking, please don't say you did that.
Let me guess you want an "angel" and you think about making her do 'nasty' things with you.... if you manage to get said 'angel' and are doing those nasties then it's great UNTIL she actually starts enjoying it for herself. Once you realize the woman might actually have wants, needs, and sexual feelings in her own independent mind (let alone visibly act on them and be pleased by it), she suddenly morphs into a 'skanky whore' and you can't kick her fat ass to the curb quick enough so you can go find your 'angel.' That about right? Well if you are asking if i would prefer an angel over a skanky whore, the answer would be yes. I have have no problem with a woman having wants and needs, depending on what they are. As long as they aren't romantic BS or gross stuff. | |
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Spats said: jtfolden said: Let me guess you want an "angel" and you think about making her do 'nasty' things with you.... if you manage to get said 'angel' and are doing those nasties then it's great UNTIL she actually starts enjoying it for herself. Once you realize the woman might actually have wants, needs, and sexual feelings in her own independent mind (let alone visibly act on them and be pleased by it), she suddenly morphs into a 'skanky whore' and you can't kick her fat ass to the curb quick enough so you can go find your 'angel.' That about right? Well if you are asking if i would prefer an angel over a skanky whore, the answer would be yes. I have have no problem with a woman having wants and needs, depending on what they are. As long as they aren't romantic BS or gross stuff. have you ever fingered a girl? or is that gross too?  | |
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abierman said: Spats said: Well if you are asking if i would prefer an angel over a skanky whore, the answer would be yes. I have have no problem with a woman having wants and needs, depending on what they are. As long as they aren't romantic BS or gross stuff. have you ever fingered a girl? or is that gross too? I wish I was doing that right now... The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: abierman said: have you ever fingered a girl? or is that gross too? I wish I was doing that right now... | |
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FunkMistress said: abierman said: have you ever fingered a girl? or is that gross too? I wish I was doing that right now... why don't cha?? | |
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Spats said: jtfolden said: Let me guess you want an "angel" and you think about making her do 'nasty' things with you.... if you manage to get said 'angel' and are doing those nasties then it's great UNTIL she actually starts enjoying it for herself. Once you realize the woman might actually have wants, needs, and sexual feelings in her own independent mind (let alone visibly act on them and be pleased by it), she suddenly morphs into a 'skanky whore' and you can't kick her fat ass to the curb quick enough so you can go find your 'angel.' That about right? Well if you are asking if i would prefer an angel over a skanky whore, the answer would be yes. I have have no problem with a woman having wants and needs, depending on what they are. As long as they aren't romantic BS or gross stuff. Wow-still waiting for what you DO like about sex.. Guess there's not much left..  | |
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roanmairin said: LuxuryBrown said: Oooh, that adds a little forbidden porno feel to it now! YES! Or maybe she was getting off on it. ~This brown experience made me the man that I was meant to be~
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FunkMistress said: roanmairin said: Or maybe she was getting off on it. OMG we are NOT! Going to talk about my mother getting off on me going down on someone!!! I beg to differ! EVERYONE chime in! ~This brown experience made me the man that I was meant to be~
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FunkMistress said: abierman said: have you ever fingered a girl? or is that gross too? I wish I was doing that right now... I wish I was filming you doing that right now... ~This brown experience made me the man that I was meant to be~
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LuxuryBrown said: FunkMistress said: OMG we are NOT! Going to talk about my mother getting off on me going down on someone!!! I beg to differ! EVERYONE chime in! Oh yeah, that is just a whole car load of kinky goodness there. "What a lovely fat beat with a zompige baslijn" | |
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roanmairin said: LuxuryBrown said: I beg to differ! EVERYONE chime in! Oh yeah, that is just a whole car load of kinky goodness there. ~This brown experience made me the man that I was meant to be~
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Spats said: FunkMistress said: I wish I was doing that right now... No fingers, no mouths.....i have a gross image now of 2 people (one of them a spotty teenage firstimer) with those white CSI body suits on with the "bits" cut out and a canadian voice going "right here are the rules" "#1 Mommy says....." | |
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mdiver said: Spats said: No fingers, no mouths.....i have a gross image now of 2 people (one of them a spotty teenage firstimer) with those white CSI body suits on with the "bits" cut out and a canadian voice going "right here are the rules" "#1 Mommy says....." Before i comment make a note of who started this. I have a gross image of an out of shape 40 year old bike racer who claims to be an expert on going downtown pleasing his "beautiful" woman by bowing down like a sissy boy and putting a flower on her pillow because that's all he can get. | |
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Spats said: mdiver said: No fingers, no mouths.....i have a gross image now of 2 people (one of them a spotty teenage firstimer) with those white CSI body suits on with the "bits" cut out and a canadian voice going "right here are the rules" "#1 Mommy says....." Before i comment make a note of who started this. I have a gross image of an out of shape 40 year old bike racer who claims to be an expert on going downtown pleasing his "beautiful" woman by bowing down like a sissy boy and putting a flower on her pillow because that's all he can get. Honestly dude that is your best shot.....too easy | |
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Spats said: Before i comment make a note of who started this. I have a gross image of an out of shape 40 year old bike racer who claims to be an expert on going downtown pleasing his "beautiful" woman by bowing down like a sissy boy and putting a flower on her pillow because that's all he can get. Someone's got issues.  "What a lovely fat beat with a zompige baslijn" | |
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roanmairin said: Spats said: Before i comment make a note of who started this. I have a gross image of an out of shape 40 year old bike racer who claims to be an expert on going downtown pleasing his "beautiful" woman by bowing down like a sissy boy and putting a flower on her pillow because that's all he can get. Someone's got issues. That happens when you don't get to shoot your load for nearly a year. | |
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