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PrintableZombieKitten said: Ottensen said: Gave? Oh I'm pretty boring in that respect. That generally stays home behind closed doors...
Received???An isolated enclave of an ornate Catholic church, pressed up against a lifesize marble statue of the Holy Madonna  ...   good one!!  never experienced ANYTHING like it since  ....! Whooo goodness gracious! | |
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Ottensen said: ZombieKitten said: good one!! never experienced ANYTHING like it since ....! Whooo goodness gracious! something to tell the grandkiddies about! | |
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ZombieKitten said: Ottensen said: never experienced ANYTHING like it since ....! Whooo goodness gracious! something to tell the grandkiddies about!Hopefully I won't grow to be one of those quasi-senile elderly people that can only quote anecdotes from their long term memory; that could prove to be pretty scandalous at the Christmas dinner table of summer family reunion
...and with that, I'm off to take one of those ginko biloba vitamins to help improve memory retention  | |
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Ottensen said: ZombieKitten said: something to tell the grandkiddies about!Hopefully I won't grow to be one of those quasi-senile elderly people that can only quote anecdotes from their long term memory; that could prove to be pretty scandalous at the Christmas dinner table of summer family reunion
...and with that, I'm off to take one of those ginko biloba vitamins to help improve memory retention that would be hilarious though! Imagine not giving a hoot what anyone thought and telling your stories to anyone who listens! | |
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JustErin said: Spats said: Yes. And i never, ever, ever, kissed her again.  You liked it enough to get off from it. If it was really so repulsive to you...you would have totally lost your hard on.  You like oral sex!!
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LuxuryBrown said: Let's hear it!
nunya gad dam bidniss! and stay away from my vagina!  " the embassy shut to keep the fools out " - as above, so below. | |
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Spats said:  Please stop.
The one and only time a girl went downtown on me was nowhere crazy. The bedroom. She was enjoying her self so much and was so into it that I lost all respect for her right there and then. Never looked at her the same way again and got out of the relationship shortly afterward. The only time i went downtown was that night with the same girl. I thought to myself "I have stooped as low as i can go." The first and last time. That sentence right there troubles me... | |
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Ottensen said: Gave? Oh I'm pretty boring in that respect. That generally stays home behind closed doors...
Received???An isolated enclave of an ornate Catholic church, pressed up against a lifesize marble statue of the Holy Madonna ... Girl, stop. | |
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Received: On the dance floor at Club Hell on Fetish night.
Gave: Hmm probably when I worked at the mall in the store. Not very crazy  | |
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CarrieLee said: Received: On the dance floor at Club Hell on Fetish night.
Gave: Hmm probably when I worked at the mall in the store. Not very crazy oh no you di int | |
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purplerein said: CarrieLee said: Received: On the dance floor at Club Hell on Fetish night.
Gave: Hmm probably when I worked at the mall in the store. Not very crazy oh no you di int oh yes i di id! | |
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shanti0608 said: Spats said: She was enjoying her self so much and was so into it that I lost all respect for her right there and then.
That sentence right there troubles me... Madonna/Whore syndrome. | |
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jtfolden said: shanti0608 said: That sentence right there troubles me... Madonna/Whore syndrome. Bingo | |
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recieved, a Dj booth in the middle of a set, given in the back room of a Record store i worked. | |
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Ottensen said: Gave? Oh I'm pretty boring in that respect. That generally stays home behind closed doors...
Received???An isolated enclave of an ornate Catholic church, pressed up against a lifesize marble statue of the Holy Madonna ... Hell called, they wanna know what time you're dropping your soul off?  ~This brown experience made me the man that I was meant to be~
~So what you see is what you see, can't be nobody else but me~ -Luxury Brown | |
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sacredwarrior said: LuxuryBrown said: Let's hear it!
nunya gad dam bidniss! and stay away from my vagina! Oh come on! Open wiiiiide! ~This brown experience made me the man that I was meant to be~
~So what you see is what you see, can't be nobody else but me~ -Luxury Brown | |
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This thread is sooooo skanky. Please stop. | |
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Spats said: This thread is sooooo skanky. Please stop.
Too much for you to handle there, huh, Spatty? ~This brown experience made me the man that I was meant to be~
~So what you see is what you see, can't be nobody else but me~ -Luxury Brown | |
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More, more, more keep 'em cumming!  | |
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Spats said: This thread is sooooo skanky. Please stop.
But you keep coming back.. "What a lovely fat beat with a zompige baslijn" | |
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Spats said: This thread is sooooo skanky. Please stop.
Here's a theme song for you Spats: You can always go Downtown When you've got worries, all the noise and hurry Seems to help, I know Downtown Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city, Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty How can you lose? The lights are much brighter there... You can forget all your troubles; forget all your cares, and go Downtown -- things will be great when you're Downtown -- you'll find a place for sure Downtown -- everything's waiting for you Downtown .... Downtown... Don't hang around, and let your problems surround you, There are movie shows Downtown Maybe you know some little places to go to Where they never close Downtown Just listen to the rhythm of a gentle Bossa Nova You'll be dancing with 'em too before the night is over, Happy again... The lights are much brighter there, You can forget all your troubles; forget all your cares, and go Downtown -- where all the lights are bright Downtown -- waiting for you tonight Downtown -- you're gonna be all right now... Downtown...Downtown...Downtown... Downtown! Downtown! And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you; Someone who is just like you Downtown -- things will be great when you're Downtown -- don't wait a minute more Downtown -- everything's waiting for you... Downtown...Downtown Downtown...Downtown Downtown...Downtown Downtown...Downtown Downtown...Downtown (fade) [Edited 8/4/06 10:10am] "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
Pain is something to carry, like a radio...You should stand up for your right to feel your pain- Jim Morrison | |
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In the back seat of my mom's car.
While she was driving. The Normal Whores Club | |
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shellyevon said: Spats said: This thread is sooooo skanky. Please stop.
Here's a theme song for you Spats: You can always go Downtown When you've got worries, all the noise and hurry Seems to help, I know Downtown Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city, Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty How can you lose? The lights are much brighter there... You can forget all your troubles; forget all your cares, and go Downtown -- things will be great when you're Downtown -- you'll find a place for sure Downtown -- everything's waiting for you Downtown .... Downtown... Don't hang around, and let your problems surround you, There are movie shows Downtown Maybe you know some little places to go to Where they never close Downtown Just listen to the rhythm of a gentle Bossa Nova You'll be dancing with 'em too before the night is over, Happy again... The lights are much brighter there, You can forget all your troubles; forget all your cares, and go Downtown -- where all the lights are bright Downtown -- waiting for you tonight Downtown -- you're gonna be all right now... Downtown...Downtown...Downtown... Downtown! Downtown! And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you; Someone who is just like you Downtown -- things will be great when you're Downtown -- don't wait a minute more Downtown -- everything's waiting for you... Downtown...Downtown Downtown...Downtown Downtown...Downtown Downtown...Downtown Downtown...Downtown (fade) [Edited 8/4/06 10:10am] Nooooo!!!! | |
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FunkMistress said: In the back seat of my mom's car.
While she was driving. Now THAT'S a freak!  ~This brown experience made me the man that I was meant to be~
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FunkMistress said: In the back seat of my mom's car.
While she was driving. The winner is.... "What a lovely fat beat with a zompige baslijn" | |
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shellyevon said: Here's a theme song for you Spats: You can always go Downtown When you've got worries, all the noise and hurry Seems to help, I know Downtown No way, is that what that song is about? I mean, I have a disgusting filthy mind and I just never noticed... "What a lovely fat beat with a zompige baslijn" | |
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roanmairin said: FunkMistress said: In the back seat of my mom's car.
While she was driving. The winner is....
I shudder when I think about it. I was a teenager and I still wonder if she knew and was just too mortified to turn around or say anything. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: roanmairin said: The winner is....
I shudder when I think about it. I was a teenager and I still wonder if she knew and was just too mortified to turn around or say anything. Oooh, that adds a little forbidden porno feel to it now! YES!  ~This brown experience made me the man that I was meant to be~
~So what you see is what you see, can't be nobody else but me~ -Luxury Brown | |
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FunkMistress said: In the back seat of my mom's car.
While she was driving. That was your MOM for christs sake!!! | |
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jerseykrs said: FunkMistress said: In the back seat of my mom's car.
While she was driving. That was your MOM for christs sake!!! And she LOVED it!! 
She was driving; I was in the backseat, jackass! The Normal Whores Club | |
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