Sir Mix-A-Lot Lyrics
Square Dance Rap Lyrics Ha hee!, hee! Why Mix-A-Lot cotton picker you freak skinnin the cats Why don't you bring the beat on in here, cotton picker so I can get down (*yelling*) Put it up That's the way I like it there Mix-A-Lot Hey Mix-A-Lot, picks me up cotton picker Picks me up Mix-A-Lot [Break] Now everybody's rappin 'bout Everybody's rappin 'bout Ever - (*repeated*) [Verse 1] Now everybody's rappin 'bout "where's their line?" I'm gonna bust me a brand new rhyme Girlfriend's down and you stomped her freak Shake your hips and act conceit Throw your head high in the air Grab your partner's derriere Fellas in the cut, I know you must be trippin My boy's got them there home girl's quippin Now grab your partner, take a bow If you can't dance, I'll tell you how Wave your hands and take two steps Grab your hips and slide to the left Get all in your partner's face Swerve to the side and show your lace If your a freak then let it show And grab your partner doshy-do (do, do ...) [Verse 2] Now if you think your partner's fine Grab her where the sun don't shine If you can't dance, then tap your toes If your stuffed up, turn up your nose Wave your hands from side to side Lean to the left and take a slide Other's DJs know their no match Just look to the stage and the song's that scratched (*scratching*) [Male voice - talking] Rock me babe - 4X [Verse 3] Freaks on the left and freaks on the right Grab your partner, hold him tight Put your hands in his Levi's Hold his rear while he grips your thighs The more you dance, the more I rap The big fat beat makes your toes tap Glee can, no can, hang with this All you freaks give your man a kiss (look good) [Break] - 4X My beats are icky That why I'm Swass [Break - talking] Beat box Oh Mix-A-Lot I'm feelin it now, cotton picker YEEEE-HA! [Verse 4] Now everybody on the floor clap your hands Smoke to the beat of the one man band Mix-A-Lot brings on the drum machine The bass line riff is "oh, so mean" Mix-A-Lot make a jam in his room With a full tape recorder you can bust jams too Throw your partner across your thigh Tickle her fast, until she starts to cry Whip her to the left, whip her to the right But don't whip her to hard cause her jeans are tight (look good) [Chorus] Get your hands off that girl, boy Seattle rocks (to the sq, to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap) L.A. rocks (to the sq, to the sq, to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap) Miami rocks (to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap) D.C. rocks (to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap) Carolina rocks (to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap) Houston, Texas rocks (to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap) Your momma rocks (to the, to, to, to the Square Dance Rap) London, England rocks (to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap) To the Square Dance Rap, hot damn [Outro - talking] Hey Mix-A-Lot, what in the world is that noise cotton picker? Sound like Grand Ole Opry Hear what I say Mix-A-Lot, say sound like Grand Ole Opry cotton picker Now before we end this filthy cut, we got a few things we have to say To the home girls sprung on the hum drum beat, check out Sir Mix-A-Lot Ray His style is fresh, so clean and new, he pulls so many tricks If you give him ten bucks and a brand new tape, he'll put you in the mix A haha, hey Mix-A-Lot I caught you that time, cotton picker [Break] My beats are icky Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: Tom said: Remember when you had to ring the bell at Kmart to get into the dressing room? My mom would get fed up waiting for the storeperson to come over so she would make me crawl under the door to open it from the inside.
Or how about when all the major department stores, JC Penneys, Kaufmanns, Sears, etc... all used to have sit down family restaurants in them. When smoking used to be allowed in the Movie Theaters and in the Malls. Are you from Compton? Youngstown, Ohio. It's not much different. | |
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Computer tripping edit. [Edited 8/2/06 16:37pm] Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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Tom said: ShySlantedEye1 said: Are you from Compton? Youngstown, Ohio. It's not much different. Love you already! Welcome to the Ghetto Family! We do have t-shirts! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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lu4all7 said: I miss the 80's.
...but you look so much thinner now! | |
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mrdespues said: lu4all7 said: I miss the 80's.
...but you look so much thinner now! I totally don't get it. At all. | |
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I miss'Hair metal' | |
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I miss all the hot black ass.
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Dewrede said: I miss'Hair metal'
cock rock | |
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luv4all7 said: mrdespues said: lu4all7 said:
...but you look so much thinner now! I totally don't get it. At all. I know! I don't think I do, either. I had just woken up when I posted that. Forgive me... lame joke.... something about 80lbs was running through my head at the time... bizarre! | |
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Imago said: I miss all the hot black ass.
look at the hands on that little kid!! you know what they say about big hands... ...big feet! | |
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Imago said: I miss all the hot black ass.
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ZombieKitten said: Dewrede said: I miss'Hair metal'
cock rock what's that? | |
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Dewrede said: ZombieKitten said: cock rock what's that? same as butt rock, but more phallic. | |
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ok
Never heard of the term before [Edited 8/2/06 18:25pm] | |
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mrdespues said: Imago said: I miss all the hot black ass.
look at the hands on that little kid!! you know what they say about big hands... ...big feet! I actually have small hands. I'm not sure why they look so large there. | |
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I miss This Week in Baseball | |
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lilgish said: I miss This Week in Baseball
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Dewrede said: ok
Never heard of the term before [Edited 8/2/06 18:25pm] it's when they wore those tight spandex pants that left nothing to the imagination - and long fluffy hair! | |
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Ex-Moderator | I'm not so sure I miss anything about the 80s.
ooh! Wait!! I miss waiting for hours for the radio to play a certain song so I could record it. All that anticipation, calling and requesting your favorite song. These days it's all instant gratification, download it in a minute. I miss waiting for things. lol. |
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lilgish said: I miss This Week in Baseball
how about RBI Baseball | |
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Imago said: mrdespues said: look at the hands on that little kid!! you know what they say about big hands... ...big feet! I actually have small hands. I'm not sure why they look so large there. ok but you do have big feet. at least compared to small fry like me. sorry about that music i sent you yesterday (and to anyone else i orgnoted, that goes for you, too...i sincerely apologise... i must have been out of my mind)... i deleted that shit with the quickness... how embarrassment. . [Edited 8/2/06 18:29pm] | |
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mrdespues said: Imago said: I actually have small hands. I'm not sure why they look so large there. ok but you do have big feet. at least compared to small fry like me. sorry about that music i sent you yesterday (and to anyone else i orgnoted, that goes for you, too)... i deleted that shit with the quickness... how embarrassment. I liked it. | |
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ZombieKitten said: Dewrede said: ok
Never heard of the term before [Edited 8/2/06 18:25pm] it's when they wore those tight spandex pants that left nothing to the imagination - and long fluffy hair! That look was hilarious [Edited 8/2/06 18:30pm] | |
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Tom said: lilgish said: I miss This Week in Baseball
how about RBI Baseball Mike Tyson's Punch Out | |
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luv4all7 said: Lets talk about them.
OMG, this is no lie, but I was going to start a thread with the exact same title!!! Great minds thinking alike here! Damn, I miss the 80's too, what a great decade it was! It was a decade that never should have ended, but did. Right now I'm watching the movie "Footloose" on VH-1. It is so damn campy, but I love it, it brings back great memories for me. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Imago said: mrdespues said: ok but you do have big feet. at least compared to small fry like me. sorry about that music i sent you yesterday (and to anyone else i orgnoted, that goes for you, too)... i deleted that shit with the quickness... how embarrassment. I liked it. there was so much more where that came from. i looked like this around the time it was recorded: I miss the 90s. Not. | |
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mrdespues said: Imago said: I liked it. there was so much more where that came from. i looked like this around the time it was recorded: I miss the 90s. Not. You don't have a hot black ass do you? | |
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ufoclub said: I remember white guy driving a motorcycle and wearing heeled boots with a trenchcoat after Purple Rain.
Trenchcoats! I had sun-in on the front of my hair.... yikes... Sun-in, I forgot all about that stuff, but used to use it back in the day. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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