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Thread started 08/01/06 7:06pm

karmatornado

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Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee

Everyone is all upon chuck norris' Gonads these days, but I say if Bruce was alive he would rip chuck a new bunghole. Both men in their prime, who wins, Chuck or Bruce. I saw Bruce all day long all day strong. Its Ninja Time!
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Reply #1 posted 08/01/06 7:11pm

SammiJ

BWUCE WINS! woot!
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Reply #2 posted 08/01/06 7:13pm

JustErin

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Bruce.
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Reply #3 posted 08/01/06 7:14pm

2the9s

I hate these kinds of threads.

smile
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Reply #4 posted 08/01/06 7:18pm

karmatornado

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2the9s said:

I hate these kinds of threads.

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Would your rather have threads about who has hairier balls Ninjas or Pirates?
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Reply #5 posted 08/01/06 7:52pm

2the9s

karmatornado said:

2the9s said:

I hate these kinds of threads.

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Would your rather have threads about who has hairier balls Ninjas or Pirates?


hmmm
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Reply #6 posted 08/01/06 7:53pm

karmatornado

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2the9s said:

karmatornado said:



Would your rather have threads about who has hairier balls Ninjas or Pirates?


hmmm


Well would you?
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Reply #7 posted 08/01/06 7:57pm

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Billy Blanks smile
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Reply #8 posted 08/01/06 7:58pm

karmatornado

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AnckSuNamun said:

Billy Blanks smile


Billy Blanks beating either bruce lee or chuck norris in a fight is about as ridiculous as the odds of Big Punisher Beating Billy Blanks in a Taebo match! lol
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Reply #9 posted 08/01/06 8:08pm

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karmatornado said:

AnckSuNamun said:

Billy Blanks smile


Billy Blanks beating either bruce lee or chuck norris in a fight is about as ridiculous as the odds of Big Punisher Beating Billy Blanks in a Taebo match! lol


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Reply #10 posted 08/01/06 8:22pm

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I think Jackie Chan could kick both their asses! smile
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Reply #11 posted 08/01/06 8:25pm

karmatornado

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Reply #12 posted 08/01/06 8:54pm

evenstar3

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BRUCE LEE. Anybody who really thinks Chuck Norris is better has something coming to them...


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Reply #13 posted 08/01/06 9:00pm

Spats

Bruce Lee was the man when it came to karate. But if you want to see Bruce and Chuck go at it. Check out Bruce's final film. Bruce wins of course.
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Reply #14 posted 08/01/06 9:37pm

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karmatornado said:

AnckSuNamun said:

Billy Blanks smile


Billy Blanks beating either bruce lee or chuck norris in a fight is about as ridiculous as the odds of Big Punisher Beating Billy Blanks in a Taebo match! lol


http://www.youtube.com/wa...1hiUHoCzzs
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Reply #15 posted 08/01/06 9:39pm

CHIC0

without a doubt or question.... Mr. Bruce Lee nod
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Reply #16 posted 08/01/06 9:47pm

Dewrede

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neither
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Reply #17 posted 08/01/06 9:52pm

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Brucelee



Your screen name is the B E S T ! thumbs up!
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Reply #18 posted 08/01/06 10:28pm

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Bruce.
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Reply #19 posted 08/01/06 10:34pm

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Bruce would beat Chuck like a circus monkey!! punch


...But I dunno that he'd appreciate the "ninja time" quip. Ninjas were Japanese, and Bruce pretty much thought Japanese martial arts were a cheap ripoff of older Chinese forms.
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Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #20 posted 08/02/06 12:12am

coolcat

hmph! Ralph Macchio could drop either with one crane kick!
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Reply #21 posted 08/02/06 12:28pm

AnckSuNamun

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JesseDezz said:

karmatornado said:



Billy Blanks beating either bruce lee or chuck norris in a fight is about as ridiculous as the odds of Big Punisher Beating Billy Blanks in a Taebo match! lol


http://www.youtube.com/wa...1hiUHoCzzs


disbelief damn Billy lol
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Reply #22 posted 08/02/06 12:39pm

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Jet Li is probably the ONLY martial artist that could get with Bruce.
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Reply #23 posted 08/02/06 12:43pm

Slave2daGroove

BRUCE hands down and fuck Jet Li without wires what's he got?

Oh yeah, my dad can kick your dad's ass
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Reply #24 posted 08/02/06 12:47pm

Graycap23

No one takes out Bruce. The man was in a league all by himself.
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Reply #25 posted 08/02/06 12:53pm

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Slave2daGroove said:

BRUCE hands down and fuck Jet Li without wires what's he got?

Oh yeah, my dad can kick your dad's ass

eek I don't think some people follow martial arts as much as they should. lol
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Reply #26 posted 08/02/06 1:11pm

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Graycap23 said:

No one takes out Bruce. The man was in a league all by himself.


Thats right. Most of the people who have posted in this thread dont know much about Bruce Lee or martial arts. He never did karate and was not a ninja either. He studied wing chun gung fu as his primary art but then learned many other parts of marital arts and fighting. He created his own form of martial art called Jeet Kune Do but then later discarded it because he didnt believe in styles, only the style of ones self. He was so fast the cameras had to be slowed down several times to capture his movements, and his knowledge and skill as a fighter were superhuman.
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Reply #27 posted 08/02/06 1:27pm

Graycap23

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Graycap23 said:

No one takes out Bruce. The man was in a league all by himself.


Thats right. Most of the people who have posted in this thread dont know much about Bruce Lee or martial arts. He never did karate and was not a ninja either. He studied wing chun gung fu as his primary art but then learned many other parts of marital arts and fighting. He created his own form of martial art called Jeet Kune Do but then later discarded it because he didnt believe in styles, only the style of ones self. He was so fast the cameras had to be slowed down several times to capture his movements, and his knowledge and skill as a fighter were superhuman.


Watch the Chinese Connection fight scenes on DVD in Slow motion. Unbelievable.
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Reply #28 posted 08/02/06 1:40pm

katt

Graycap23 said:

FunkJam said:



Thats right. Most of the people who have posted in this thread dont know much about Bruce Lee or martial arts. He never did karate and was not a ninja either. He studied wing chun gung fu as his primary art but then learned many other parts of marital arts and fighting. He created his own form of martial art called Jeet Kune Do but then later discarded it because he didnt believe in styles, only the style of ones self. He was so fast the cameras had to be slowed down several times to capture his movements, and his knowledge and skill as a fighter were superhuman.


Watch the Chinese Connection fight scenes on DVD in Slow motion. Unbelievable.

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Reply #29 posted 08/02/06 5:22pm

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LuxuryBrown said:

Slave2daGroove said:

BRUCE hands down and fuck Jet Li without wires what's he got?

Oh yeah, my dad can kick your dad's ass

eek I don't think some people follow martial arts as much as they should. lol



Oh yeah, well....


so


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