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Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Everyone is all upon chuck norris' Gonads these days, but I say if Bruce was alive he would rip chuck a new bunghole. Both men in their prime, who wins, Chuck or Bruce. I saw Bruce all day long all day strong. Its Ninja Time! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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BWUCE WINS! | |
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Bruce. | |
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I hate these kinds of threads.
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2the9s said: I hate these kinds of threads.
[Edited 8/1/06 19:15pm] Would your rather have threads about who has hairier balls Ninjas or Pirates? Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: 2the9s said: I hate these kinds of threads.
[Edited 8/1/06 19:15pm] Would your rather have threads about who has hairier balls Ninjas or Pirates? | |
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2the9s said: karmatornado said: Would your rather have threads about who has hairier balls Ninjas or Pirates? Well would you? Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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AnckSuNamun said: Billy Blanks
Billy Blanks beating either bruce lee or chuck norris in a fight is about as ridiculous as the odds of Big Punisher Beating Billy Blanks in a Taebo match! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: AnckSuNamun said: Billy Blanks
Billy Blanks beating either bruce lee or chuck norris in a fight is about as ridiculous as the odds of Big Punisher Beating Billy Blanks in a Taebo match! looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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I think Jackie Chan could kick both their asses! | |
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Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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BRUCE LEE. Anybody who really thinks Chuck Norris is better has something coming to them...
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Bruce Lee was the man when it came to karate. But if you want to see Bruce and Chuck go at it. Check out Bruce's final film. Bruce wins of course. | |
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karmatornado said: AnckSuNamun said: Billy Blanks
Billy Blanks beating either bruce lee or chuck norris in a fight is about as ridiculous as the odds of Big Punisher Beating Billy Blanks in a Taebo match! http://www.youtube.com/wa...1hiUHoCzzs My author page: https://www.amazon.com/au...eretttruth | |
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without a doubt or question.... Mr. Bruce Lee | |
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neither | |
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Brucelee
Your screen name is the B E S T ! | |
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Bruce. | |
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Bruce would beat Chuck like a circus monkey!!
...But I dunno that he'd appreciate the "ninja time" quip. Ninjas were Japanese, and Bruce pretty much thought Japanese martial arts were a cheap ripoff of older Chinese forms. [Edited 8/1/06 22:35pm] Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Ralph Macchio could drop either with one crane kick! [Edited 8/2/06 0:13am] | |
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JesseDezz said: karmatornado said: Billy Blanks beating either bruce lee or chuck norris in a fight is about as ridiculous as the odds of Big Punisher Beating Billy Blanks in a Taebo match! http://www.youtube.com/wa...1hiUHoCzzs damn Billy looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Jet Li is probably the ONLY martial artist that could get with Bruce. ~This brown experience made me the man that I was meant to be~
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BRUCE hands down and fuck Jet Li without wires what's he got?
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No one takes out Bruce. The man was in a league all by himself. | |
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Slave2daGroove said: BRUCE hands down and fuck Jet Li without wires what's he got?
Oh yeah, my dad can kick your dad's ass I don't think some people follow martial arts as much as they should. ~This brown experience made me the man that I was meant to be~
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Graycap23 said: No one takes out Bruce. The man was in a league all by himself.
Thats right. Most of the people who have posted in this thread dont know much about Bruce Lee or martial arts. He never did karate and was not a ninja either. He studied wing chun gung fu as his primary art but then learned many other parts of marital arts and fighting. He created his own form of martial art called Jeet Kune Do but then later discarded it because he didnt believe in styles, only the style of ones self. He was so fast the cameras had to be slowed down several times to capture his movements, and his knowledge and skill as a fighter were superhuman. "Man, the living creature, the creating individual, is always more important than any established style or system" - Bruce Lee | |
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FunkJam said: Graycap23 said: No one takes out Bruce. The man was in a league all by himself.
Thats right. Most of the people who have posted in this thread dont know much about Bruce Lee or martial arts. He never did karate and was not a ninja either. He studied wing chun gung fu as his primary art but then learned many other parts of marital arts and fighting. He created his own form of martial art called Jeet Kune Do but then later discarded it because he didnt believe in styles, only the style of ones self. He was so fast the cameras had to be slowed down several times to capture his movements, and his knowledge and skill as a fighter were superhuman. Watch the Chinese Connection fight scenes on DVD in Slow motion. Unbelievable. | |
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Graycap23 said: FunkJam said: Thats right. Most of the people who have posted in this thread dont know much about Bruce Lee or martial arts. He never did karate and was not a ninja either. He studied wing chun gung fu as his primary art but then learned many other parts of marital arts and fighting. He created his own form of martial art called Jeet Kune Do but then later discarded it because he didnt believe in styles, only the style of ones self. He was so fast the cameras had to be slowed down several times to capture his movements, and his knowledge and skill as a fighter were superhuman. Watch the Chinese Connection fight scenes on DVD in Slow motion. Unbelievable. [Edited 8/2/06 13:47pm] | |
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LuxuryBrown said: Slave2daGroove said: BRUCE hands down and fuck Jet Li without wires what's he got?
Oh yeah, my dad can kick your dad's ass I don't think some people follow martial arts as much as they should. Oh yeah, well.... so | |
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