onenitealone said:

Good one mate

mdiver said:

It was a bit like The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost.

onenitealone said:

And before you know it there was ectoplasm everywhere!

mdiver said:

I remember thinking: "I hope he washed his hands after work".

onenitealone said:

Arrggghhhh he has dead guy hands!

cborgman said:

OMG, I want to be a groupie on your tour...

HOT!!!



M

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Miguel!!.....

purplerein said:

Well I never.....well maybe once....


M

High five!

jtfolden said:

get on the bus, baby.
[Edited 8/3/06 10:25am]

cborgman said:

I'm proud of you Borgie...all with the same person!...isn't monogamy fun?

purplerein said:

monogamy is great!

i just wish i had someone to be monogamous with



i just dated a nice older guy for a short bit. very romantic, and sweet on the phone and e-mail. very nasty old man in person. constantly groping, filthy "i'm gonna fuck you" talk, trying to get me to touch his erection in public, making me feel like a whore by trying to buy me stuff and talking about how he was going to spoil me.

ick.

onenitealone said:

That's hot... Of course, in my head the embalmer looks like David Fisher.

cborgman said:

Yuck, did he want to be your sugar daddy? lol

jtfolden said:

i think so. in the beginning when he was talking about how much money he made, i flat out told him that's nice but i dont want a sugar daddy.

my stomach is turning just thinking about it. ugh.

Internet cafe...
How no one heard is beyond me

In a closet at a party. I was 6'3" 200lbs so that was kinda cramped.

In the change room of a mall clothing store where/while I was working. With the girl I was working with, while the store was open.

She was 24 (my manager) I was 17. She wanted me to try on a skirt because she had never seen a man in in a skirt. I am up for anything so... she figured, while she had easy access we might as well ...

Only time we ever did it, she was engaged and I had a girlfriend at the time.

Ah, the good old days.

In a U-HAUL
In a Locker Room

cborgman said:

You know there's a lot of kinky, nasty stuff that will turn people's hair white just thinking about it and it doesn't phase me at all but the idea of some nasty little old man trying to be a sugar daddy really IS a stomach turning idea. I'm not Age-ist at all but that particular type of lech just gets to me.

jtfolden said:

exactly.

there were other issues i had with him as well, but that was the biggest.

not to be gross but

i did hear of a guy who made love through his wifes

trachiotomy hole

shausler said:

and there goes my lunch
[Edited 8/3/06 11:43am]

shausler said:

How could you preface that with, "not to be gross but"?

Too late.

Hmm, let's see...

In the car in a grocery parking lot, high school parking lot, mall parking lot
Against a tree on top of a mountain overlooking a small church in Kentucky
In a Hospital - elevator, one of their storage rooms, and an upper floor office
On a picnic table in someone's mothers' backyard during a rainstorm
On the hood of a car out in the country

That covers some highlights from 1988-1992... It's all a blur after that. lol

jtfolden said:

yum

shausler said:

THAT can NOT be TRUE! The hole wouldn't possibly be big enough.


Would it?

jtfolden said:

Not for me, heh heh heh!

Sorry couldn't resist.

Just use some butter, worked for Marlon.

jtfolden said:

Oh wait! I can't believe I forgot... In the viewing stall while visiting someone in Jail!

I'll bet the glass was sticky.
[Edited 8/3/06 11:55am]