how's the hand?...did you use ice?...has it affected your girlfriend?

I am handling all his questions on this matter for him.

The hand is still sore but getting better.
No, ice is for wimps.
Yes, but thankfully he is getting a little somethin' something on the side...the left side to be exact.

Is that it?

JustErin said:

yes, does he notice a difference?..does his right hand feel he's being unfaithful?

purplerein said:

Righty is unaware of the infidelity. He is in too much pain to notice anything at the moment and Lefty isn't talking so it's all good.

JustErin said:

perhaps in the future he can arrange a menage a trois

hahahah, I think I'll let Erin field my questions from now on, she makes an awesome PR assistant!!

purplerein said:

Perhaps, only time will tell.

Thank you, this concludes this question period.

Have a nice day.