They are leaving for London on Tuesday! She may be real! I repeat, my brother's girlfriend may be real and may also be a runway model! Oh, the humanity!



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Shit, man, I must've missed a huge chunk of this jackanory. Must have nipped out to the popcorn stand

Whatever happens I hope Kid's bruv wins

Darn I misread this.

I thought it said, " My Brother May BE a Serial Killer"


That would be much more interesting. Bad Boys are HOT.

Terilicious said:

Did I mention that I destroyed a public restroom?

Just sayin'

jerseykrs said:

jerseykrs said:

Oh I know!!! So does that make you an official shit kicker?

kidelrich said:

oops...

jerseykrs said:

You really need more fibre in your diet, man

Terilicious said:

hahah, let's give Ian back his thread, I feel bad for him lately!

Dude, are you ever going to see this girlfriend of his????

Awesome signature too!!

Terilicious said:

Seriously, it MAY make him a bad boy, but not in the way he was hoping.

Nothinbutjoy said:

jerseykrs said:

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kidelrich said:

I say she's spent all his money.

kidelrich said:

OMFG!!! Woah, I hope not, for his sake and for the sake of your family. Hoping and praying that he comes back safe and sound.

Terilicious said:

Ya know, I thought the exact same thing. These damn eyes, and I just got a new perscription too.

Ace said:

Emptying the bank accounts as we speak.

psychodelicide said:

Don't worry. It's just that we haven't met this mysterious woman and we're wondering if she really exists.

senik said:

I do too, because it puts me that much closer to meeting/having sex with/marrying Adriana Lima.

I find serial killers a bit too high maintenance for my tastes.

After my last experience, I updated my eHarmony profile to now clearly state that serial killing/mass murdering tendencies as a definite no-no.

(Though, the conjugal-visit-sex can elevate the physical aspect of the relationship to a new level, you do start to notice that with every visit, she's usually sporting a new shiv-wound scar, which for me are a huge turn-off.)

Illustrator said:

kidelrich said:

Hopefully she doesn't exist, then your worries will be over.

psychodelicide said:

No, she exists. It's whether she is what she says she is.

Man, you know I want to hear the update on this one...

ThreadBare said:

So do my mom and I. I just hope this doesn't turn out like a Law & Order:SVU episode.

Did it ever occur to you that he might have forgotten to pay his cell phone bill?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

No. He's got some money. And they had been talking about going to London very recently.

kidelrich said:

Maybe you should organize a Prince.org posse of Londoners to look for him

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I'll put Ben on the case when he gets back from Spain.

They didn't mention anything about trying to recover a Rambaldi artifact, did they?

ThreadBare said:

No, but I think the multi-national and nefarious company, Starbucks, is involved somehow.