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Things larger than the Captain's p*nis A comprehensive list:
1) Sear's Tower 2) Several (but not all) species of whales 3) Mt. Everest 4) Mel Gibson's most recent bar tab 5) All the hamburgers sold at McDonald's last year, end-to-end 6) The world's largest ball of twine 7) A Hummer 8) 7 of the 9 planets 9) The Eifel Tower 10) Several (but not all) artic glaciers I think that's it but I'm doing extensive research as we speak. | |
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you're an ass dude. | |
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The Hindenberg.
That burning you feel? The clap! Oh the humanity!! | |
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jerseykrs said: you're an ass dude. On that subject, many have noticed I do not talk about my ass as much as my impressive package. That's because I would only rate my butt a 9 on a 1-10 scale. | |
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2the9s said: The Hindenberg.
That burning you feel? The clap! Oh the humanity!! 2 months disease free and loving it. The Free Clinic sent me a "We've Missed You" card. | |
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Is it true your penis has its own zipcode? You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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AlfofMelmak said: Is it true your penis has its own zipcode?
I put in a special request and got 69696-6969. There is also a limited edition postage stamp. A really BIG postage stamp. | |
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He's being investigated by the Bush administration for having a potential weapon of ass destruction. | |
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Tom said: He's being investigated by the Bush administration for having a potential weapon of ass destruction.
I will have to admit, global satellites are directed toward my penis at all times. I talk a lot with Condi Rice for undisclosed reasons. Rumors of an military strike in my pants are unfounded though. | |
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Not really sure why this thread is not flaming yet. According to a recent Org poll I conducted, the most pressing issue of discussion around here is my penis. | |
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i don't see my ego on that list anywhere. | |
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Is your penis visible from outer space? Are you jacking off or signalling the aliens to attack? [Edited 8/3/06 9:30am] | |
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coolcat said: Is your penis visible from outer space? Are you jacking off or signalling the aliens to attack?
[Edited 8/3/06 9:30am] The Captain has caused several inter-galatic wars by blocking out the sun to some planets in further galaxies. | |
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A baby's thimble. | |
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...this thread.
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who cares. Just send me pics 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: who cares. Just send me pics
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The title of the thread got censored!!!
I'm controversial now. From now on, I will refer to my member only as "Captain's Log" or "Herman" for reasons too complicated to explain. [Edited 8/3/06 12:58pm] | |
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kidelrich said: A baby's thimble.
10,000 baby timbles possibly. | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: who cares. Just send me pics
The day will come when all shall see the splendor and glory. In the meantime, just rent any porn at random. I'm the stunt p---s in offscreen shots of 75% of the adult movies out there. | |
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Herman grows bored.
You know the tallest man in the world, Robert Wadlow. Dwarfs that mother! | |
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Oh Captain
If you're going to edit the title of your post, edit it correctly! It's Pen0r! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Oh Captain
If you're going to edit the title of your post, edit it correctly! It's Pen0r! It was censored by the "powers that be". Someone altered my p---s! | |
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CaptainChaos said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Oh Captain
If you're going to edit the title of your post, edit it correctly! It's Pen0r! It was censored by the "powers that be". Someone altered my p---s! Well it's your thread and you can still correct it 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: CaptainChaos said: It was censored by the "powers that be". Someone altered my p---s! Well it's your thread and you can still correct it No, the edit function is not on the first post. The mods won't let me touch my p---s! | |
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Regardless of the censoring of my p---s, the mods are still my homies though.
They knew the world could not handle my uncensored p---s. | |
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CaptainChaos said: Regardless of the censoring of my p---s, the mods are still my homies though.
They knew the world could not handle my uncensored p---s. We all still know what it really says. | |
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