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2the9s said: karmatornado said: A ninja lurks in the shadows. They are shadow warriors. They would cut the peg leg off of a pirate and stab them in the eye with it and eat a pirates parrot for lunch with their sushi! Pirates all day! Maybe we should start a Kayakers vs. pirates thread for IMAGO!
 "shadow warriors"!! That's rich!!
You ever wonder why Ninjas hide in the shadows so much? Because they are scared of pirates!  |
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i like ninjas because they can climb walls and stuff with their cat-like agility
they will sneak into your room at night and kill you without making a sound and they never leave any evidence. they also wear all black and cool sneakers. ninjas rule. pirates are overrated.  | |
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You ever wonder why Ninjas hide in the shadows so much?
Because they are scared of pirates![/quote] [/quote]
They are shadow warriors because they cut off the drunk bastards pirates billow clothes in the alleyways before they smoothly eviscerate the pirate Noggins and violate their parrots! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: You ever wonder why Ninjas hide in the shadows so much?
Because they are scared of pirates! [/quote]
They are shadow warriors because they cut off the drunk bastards pirates billow clothes in the alleyways before they smoothly eviscerate the pirate Noggins and violate their parrots![/quote] exactly | |
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JasmineFire said: i like ninjas because they can climb walls and stuff with their cat-like agility
they will sneak into your room at night and kill you without making a sound and they never leave any evidence. they also wear all black and cool sneakers. ninjas rule. pirates are overrated. They "don't leave evidence"? wtf? And that makes them good?? That makes them cowards! Pirates WANT people to know that they are the ones who clocked you! They leave calling cards pinned to your freaking forehead!! | |
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2the9s said: JasmineFire said: i like ninjas because they can climb walls and stuff with their cat-like agility
they will sneak into your room at night and kill you without making a sound and they never leave any evidence. they also wear all black and cool sneakers. ninjas rule. pirates are overrated. They "don't leave evidence"? wtf? And that makes them good?? That makes them cowards! Pirates WANT people to know that they are the ones who clocked you! They leave calling cards pinned to your freaking forehead!! that's why pirates are lame. except for the ones off the coast of africa that harass cruise ships because they are really just sea ninjas.
ninjas also know karate and how to fight with small shiy weapons that will kill you simply and quickly. ninjas rock. | |
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They "don't leave evidence"? wtf?
And that makes them good?? That makes them cowards! That makes them clean and efficient. It also leaves an element of fear! You never know when a ninja will strike! Pirates WANT people to know that they are the ones who clocked you! They leave calling cards pinned to your freaking forehead!![/quote] Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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Pirates stink like seaweed, booze and B.O. | |
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JustErin said: Pirates stink like seaweed, booze and B.O.
so true
ninjas are immaculate. just like me and justerin. | |
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JasmineFire said: JustErin said: Pirates stink like seaweed, booze and B.O.
so true
ninjas are immaculate. just like me and justerin.  | |
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JustErin said: JasmineFire said: so true
ninjas are immaculate. just like me and justerin.  | |
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 By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: turtle power! | |
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JustErin said: Pirates stink like seaweed, booze and B.O.
Which will be the last things you smell before you are clobbered to death by one! Ninjas smell like some lavender or shit...  | |
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2the9s said: JustErin said: Pirates stink like seaweed, booze and B.O.
Which will be the last things you smell before you are clobbered to death by one! Ninjas smell like some lavender or shit... they smell like jasmine and sandlewood! don;t make me throw my baby teeth at you! | |
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2the9s said: JustErin said: Pirates stink like seaweed, booze and B.O.
Which will be the last things you smell before you are clobbered to death by one! Ninjas smell like some lavender or shit...  | |
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JasmineFire said: JustErin said: Pirates stink like seaweed, booze and B.O.
so true
ninjas are immaculate. just like me and justerin. Jasmine, please! 
So if I shake a can of pennies in a ninja's ear, then I would defeat him? | |
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Ninjas smell like some lavender or shit... [/quote]
Ninjas only give off one scent... The stench of a certain quick death! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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2the9s said: JasmineFire said: so true
ninjas are immaculate. just like me and justerin. Jasmine, please!
So if I shake a can of pennies in a ninja's ear, then I would defeat him? NO! but if you spray oust at a pirate he will die! | |
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karmatornado said: Ninjas only give off one scent... The stench of a certain quick death!
Yeah, their OWN as they are bludgeoned to death by a stnky pirate! . [Edited 8/1/06 19:32pm] | |
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Where's Carrie??
Help me out here! 
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2the9s said: karmatornado said: Ninjas smell like some lavender or shit...
Ninjas only give off one scent... The stench of a certain quick death! Yeah, their OWN as they are bludgeoned to death by a stnky pirate![/quote] blasphemer! | |
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2the9s said: Where's Carrie??
Help me out here!
(You better not be out ironing your billowy clothes! )she's attaching a hook to her hand.  | |
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(You better not be out ironing your billowy clothes! )[/quote]
she's attaching a hook to her hand. [/quote]
And I am now attaching a mask to my head so I can attack billowy clothed hook handed orgers with my ninja skillz Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: (You better not be out ironing your billowy clothes!
)she's attaching a hook to her hand. [/quote]
And I am now attaching a mask to my head so I can attack billowy clothed hook handed orgers with my ninja skillz[/quote] 
don't forget your jasmine and sandalwood! | |
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CarrieMpls said: 2the9s said: Pirates.
In a landslide. They are not fancy. They just clobber you up right. Unless you've got a sword and a nice billowy outfit.  Hahahaha!!! The puffy shirt! M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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JasmineFire said: karmatornado said: (You better not be out ironing your billowy clothes!
)she's attaching a hook to her hand. And I am now attaching a mask to my head so I can attack billowy clothed hook handed orgers with my ninja skillz[/quote]
don't forget your jasmine and sandalwood![/quote] The only smell the org pirates should fear is the smell of the sword and the smell of poop from the fear of the pirates parrots as they get their hooks, peg legs, and beards sliced and diced! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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Since this thread was started 137 Ninjas have been clobbered by a pirate.
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2the9s said: Since this thread was started 137 Ninjas have been clobbered by a pirate.
Ninjas use pirate beards as condoms! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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2the9s said: Since this thread was started 137 Ninjas have been clobbered by a pirate.
that is a blatant lie. do you work for the GOP? they're a bunch of pirates, too!  | |
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