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Ninjas vs. Pirates I'm straight kickin it with my Ninjas. Ninjas kick a pirates ass anyday of the week and twice on sunday. Lets put it to a vote!
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I don't know. From what I hear, pirates are really badass. And they've got parrots on their shoulders to peck at eyes and such. And they can always beat a ninja ovr the head with their wooden legs. And say things like ARRRRR! |
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Pirates.
In a landslide. They are not fancy. They just clobber you up right. | |
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2the9s said: Pirates.
In a landslide. They are not fancy. They just clobber you up right. Unless you've got a sword and a nice billowy outfit.  |
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CarrieMpls said: 2the9s said: Pirates.
In a landslide. They are not fancy. They just clobber you up right. Unless you've got a sword and a nice billowy outfit. Again with the billowy outfits... 
Look, that's TV pirates! Real Pirates wear old striped shirts and rope for belts. They will fuck you up. | |
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2the9s said: CarrieMpls said: Unless you've got a sword and a nice billowy outfit. Again with the billowy outfits...
Look, that's TV pirates! Real Pirates wear old striped shirts and rope for belts. They will fuck you up.  | |
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2the9s said: CarrieMpls said: Unless you've got a sword and a nice billowy outfit. Again with the billowy outfits...
Look, that's TV pirates! Real Pirates wear old striped shirts and rope for belts. They will fuck you up. I think the true power comes from the billowy-ness. I think you've been missing that little fact all along. |
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CarrieMpls said: 2the9s said: Again with the billowy outfits...
Look, that's TV pirates! Real Pirates wear old striped shirts and rope for belts. They will fuck you up. I think the true power comes from the billowy-ness. I think you've been missing that little fact all along. exactly! The fluffy shirts and sparkly pirate jewels have a power all their own! I believe in the power of those outfits! I rock that shit while mowing the lawn! | |
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CarrieMpls said: 2the9s said: Again with the billowy outfits...
Look, that's TV pirates! Real Pirates wear old striped shirts and rope for belts. They will fuck you up. I think the true power comes from the billowy-ness. I think you've been missing that little fact all along. wtf? I'm sorry but what kind of "power" does "billowyness" (is that a word?) actually provide?? It just means your clothes are always blowing around and getting in the way etc as you try to chop some guy. I think you have a billow fetish...
Besides Ninjas are WAY more billowy anyway. | |
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Imago said: CarrieMpls said: I think the true power comes from the billowy-ness. I think you've been missing that little fact all along. exactly! The fluffy shirts and sparkly pirate jewels have a power all their own! I believe in the power of those outfits! I rock that shit while mowing the lawn! Does your lawn get mosed faster when you say "ARRR MATEY!" too? |
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I think that ninjas have the gift of stealth. Ninjas move at two speeds: Stalking and Death Ninjas all the way! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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Imago said: CarrieMpls said: I think the true power comes from the billowy-ness. I think you've been missing that little fact all along. exactly! The fluffy shirts and sparkly pirate jewels have a power all their own! I believe in the power of those outfits! I rock that shit while mowing the lawn! You mow your own lawn???  | |
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2the9s said: CarrieMpls said: I think the true power comes from the billowy-ness. I think you've been missing that little fact all along. wtf? I'm sorry but what kind of "power" does "billowyness" (is that a word?) actually provide?? It just means your clothes are always blowing around and getting in the way etc as you try to chop some guy. I think you have a billow fetish...
Besides Ninjas are WAY more billowy anyway. No WAY!! Ninjas are all tight black clothing. Pirates and Samauris are the billow masters. Now that might be a better fight. ooh!! Who can be more billowy? I swoon at the thought! |
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2the9s said: CarrieMpls said: I think the true power comes from the billowy-ness. I think you've been missing that little fact all along. wtf? I'm sorry but what kind of "power" does "billowyness" (is that a word?) actually provide?? It just means your clothes are always blowing around and getting in the way etc as you try to chop some guy. I think you have a billow fetish...
Besides Ninjas are WAY more billowy anyway. Are you nuts? If you asked a pirate to design a ninja outfit it would end up being a Burka. | |
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CarrieMpls said: 2the9s said: wtf? I'm sorry but what kind of "power" does "billowyness" (is that a word?) actually provide?? It just means your clothes are always blowing around and getting in the way etc as you try to chop some guy. I think you have a billow fetish...
Besides Ninjas are WAY more billowy anyway. No WAY!! Ninjas are all tight black clothing. Pirates and Samauris are the billow masters. Now that might be a better fight. ooh!! Who can be more billowy? I swoon at the thought! Okay, you're right, I was thinking of Samurais. My bad. But I stick by my original point that you are living in some kind of Disney-fake LaLa dreamland if you think that a REAL pirate would be caught DEAD wearing billowy clothing! And even if he DID, he would still fuck a ninja up! (Damn, I could see this thread going all night... ) | |
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Let me ask you a question?
When was the last time you saw a boxer, judo figt, ufc fight, or any other fight in Billowy clothes. Billowy close slow you down! Ninjas are sleek and compact. They are built for the art of war. Pirates are just drunken, hook handed, peg legged whinos who wear billowy clothes. Slow drunks versus sleek warriors. Mismatch. Ninjas all day! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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jerseykrs2 said: Imago said: exactly! The fluffy shirts and sparkly pirate jewels have a power all their own! I believe in the power of those outfits! I rock that shit while mowing the lawn! You mow your own lawn??? 
It's a push mower with no self-propulsion. Cuast that's how this hard motherfucker rolls! | |
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Imago said: 2the9s said: wtf? I'm sorry but what kind of "power" does "billowyness" (is that a word?) actually provide?? It just means your clothes are always blowing around and getting in the way etc as you try to chop some guy. I think you have a billow fetish...
Besides Ninjas are WAY more billowy anyway. Are you nuts? If you asked a pirate to design a ninja outfit it would end up being a Burka. Kayaker, please!! | |
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2the9s said: CarrieMpls said: No WAY!! Ninjas are all tight black clothing. Pirates and Samauris are the billow masters. Now that might be a better fight. ooh!! Who can be more billowy? I swoon at the thought! Okay, you're right, I was thinking of Samurais. My bad. But I stick by my original point that you are living in some kind of Disney-fake LaLa dreamland if you think that a REAL pirate would be caught DEAD wearing billowy clothing! And even if he DID, he would still fuck a ninja up! (Damn, I could see this thread going all night... )You know, billow or not, I think we're in agreement here. Pirates would kick ass. But I still think you have a lot to learn re: billowy-ness & power and their interrelations.  |
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2the9s said: Imago said: Are you nuts? If you asked a pirate to design a ninja outfit it would end up being a Burka. Kayaker, please!! 
Don't make me use my anchor and paddles as numchucks. 
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karmatornado said: Let me ask you a question?
When was the last time you saw a boxer, judo figt, ufc fight, or any other fight in Billowy clothes. Billowy close slow you down! Ninjas are sleek and compact. They are built for the art of war. Pirates are just drunken, hook handed, peg legged whinos who wear billowy clothes. Slow drunks versus sleek warriors. Mismatch. Ninjas all day! Perish the thought! Another heretic! There is great force that comes with the billow! |
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You guys are totally blowing this thread up! | |
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karmatornado said: Let me ask you a question?
When was the last time you saw a boxer, judo figt, ufc fight, or any other fight in Billowy clothes. Billowy close slow you down! Ninjas are sleek and compact. They are built for the art of war. Pirates are just drunken, hook handed, peg legged whinos who wear billowy clothes. Slow drunks versus sleek warriors. Mismatch. Ninjas all day! That's kind of what I am saying except I am coming to a different conclusion than you! That drunk, hook-handed, peg legged whino will mess some delicate play-by-the-rules, hiding in the shadows, pseudo-philosophical ninja up!! | |
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jerseykrs2 said: You guys are totally blowing this thread up!
It's a nice upbeat discussion. We're just kind of tired of all the "I got drunk and got beatup by this or that appliance" type threads.  | |
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Imago said: jerseykrs2 said: You guys are totally blowing this thread up!
It's a nice upbeat discussion. We're just kind of tired of all the "I got drunk and got beatup by this or that appliance" type threads. | |
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CarrieMpls said: 2the9s said: Okay, you're right, I was thinking of Samurais. My bad. But I stick by my original point that you are living in some kind of Disney-fake LaLa dreamland if you think that a REAL pirate would be caught DEAD wearing billowy clothing! And even if he DID, he would still fuck a ninja up! (Damn, I could see this thread going all night... )You know, billow or not, I think we're in agreement here. Pirates would kick ass. But I still think you have a lot to learn re: billowy-ness & power and their interrelations. See, I was confused because we were kind of agreeing at first! But then you came at me with that billowy this, billowy that nonsense and I just had to check your ass! Sorry for doing that publically! | |
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That drunk, hook-handed, peg legged whino will mess some delicate play-by-the-rules, hiding in the shadows, pseudo-philosophical ninja up!![/quote]
A ninja lurks in the shadows. They are shadow warriors. They would cut the peg leg off of a pirate and stab them in the eye with it and eat a pirates parrot for lunch with their sushi! Pirates all day! Maybe we should start a Kayakers vs. pirates thread for IMAGO! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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2the9s said: CarrieMpls said: You know, billow or not, I think we're in agreement here. Pirates would kick ass. But I still think you have a lot to learn re: billowy-ness & power and their interrelations. See, I was confused because we were kind of agreeing at first! But then you came at me with that billowy this, billowy that nonsense and I just had to check your ass! Sorry for doing that publically! I appreciate your apology. But no ass was checked here today, my friend. |
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karmatornado said: A ninja lurks in the shadows. They are shadow warriors. They would cut the peg leg off of a pirate and stab them in the eye with it and eat a pirates parrot for lunch with their sushi! Pirates all day! Maybe we should start a Kayakers vs. pirates thread for IMAGO!
 "shadow warriors"!! That's rich!!
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