Embarrassingly so, but I avoided the discussions on America’s Next Top model because I didn’t wanna sound like a model groupie, and that show never picks real models. VH1 showed about 7 episodes in a row yesterday of the last season. and boy was the shit Bananas.



Thoughts:

Nicole won, give me a freakin’ break, she not a fuckin’ high fashion model, sears catalog, that’s about, she’s the girl next door, not a high fashion model. She was “America’s Next Top Next Door Girl”

Bre, c’mon, she was “America’s Next Top Around The Way Girl” no way was this girl a high fashion model, she was cute, but c’mon.

And How short are these women? geez.

Now lets talk about the contenders and hotties:

Jayla

Without a doubt the hottest chick on the show. Her tits were great. She seemed or was portrayed as a bitch, but still she was hot.

Nik

Just as hot a Jayla, but the hair was not working, she looked best with her hair back. Her body was dope and looked great in a bikini. She was hot.

Kyle

A bootleg version of Jessica Miller. I didn’t think her bod was so great, she certainly didn’t know how to carry it. Still, model material.

Lisa

I’m not sure if the producers told her to act crazy, I’m not sure where she got the diaper to pee in, still the chick had personality, she had a decent walk, I could totally see her walking the runway for HEATHERETTE.


Um:

Coryn

It’s like looking in the mirror, the female version of me, so uncanny that I will check her background. She was also was sad like me. Model material though.

Kim

A definite oddity. Very butch mannerisms, but I liked her look and I think she could be molded. Sorta like a white, gay version of Devon Aoki.

Jayla and Nik were the two best followed by Lisa, Kyle, Coryn and Kim. I didn't see the others.

Everyone of those girls needs to eat a steak or twelve!

jerseykrs said:

Every day for the next month or so.

I liked watching that season the first time around, but I can't really get into watching the reaired episodes. They're reairing the last season on UPN.....don't ask why.

AnckSuNamun said:

didn't upn and the wb merge?

Why do the words "It's okay senator" spring to mind?

lilgish said:

Not yet. They will this fall.

Why am I even on this thread?

I liked the one from a couple years ago who looked like Natalie Imbruglia. She won.


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I love this show, and I love when VH1 shows the reruns back to back. All the girls are beautiful.

jerseykrs said:

It makes me all giddy when you talk like that

They're not THAT bad. They're not like emaciated or anything. Sheesh.

So which one resembles you ?
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kidelrich said:

yoanna was the best winner chosen.

lilgish said:

Yoanna has a flawless face (when she's not injecting her lips ) - for me Yoanna, Eva & Danielle are the best winners so far

And I was cheering for Naima (Cycle 4)...






... but ever since she won I really can't figure out WHY She seemed so fierce in competition but I kinda wish Kahlen (Cycle 4)...






... had won (though her body language is a bit stiff) b/c I swear Nik (Cycle 5)...








... got knocked out the next cycle (which let Nicole's dumb ass win)...







... just b/c her look was similar to Naima's (winner from the previous cycle)





Does that make sense to anyone else? I just realized how convoluted that shit is

CalhounSq said:

No way is she a top model.

CalhounSq said:

She's such a natural beauty, she's looks better with her hair bulled back and less makeup.