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The General Discussion Joke of the day As I said before, it is my mission to make you laugh. Humor is God's Elixor Take Heed.
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home." Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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Although you shouldn't drink Martini on the rocks  Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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One more joke,
What do Micheal Jackson and Wal Mart have in common? They both have boys shorts half off! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: One more joke,
What do Micheal Jackson and Wal Mart have in common? They both have boys shorts half off! | |
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