Every day someone needs to come up with a joke on GD on the joke of the day thread. Humor is God's natural medicine. Since most were drunk last night I'll start with a drunk joke!

3 Drinking buddies are hammered on the sauce and after a long night of boozing in the bar, they decide to take a walk. The 3 buddies walk into an alley where they are confronted by Satan. Satan can tell they are drunk and decides to take advantage and decides to throw down a challenge! He tells the three slushes, "If you can name something that I cannot do, then I will give you everything you have fantasized about and more, if you lose, you will burn in eternal damnation." Their all drunk so they accept. The first man says, make my penis turn into a serpent, so satan does, Poof drunk number one is gone. Satan is thinking this is too easy. Drunk 2 says make me sober, Satan does, poof #2 is gone. Now is time for drunk # 3 Drunk #3 is nervous and can't think and proceeds to blow out a massive fart and tells the devil, "Catch that and Paint it blue!" That man is now Bill Gates!

In case that last joke falls flat...\


What do you call Paris Hilton with a Yeast Infection? A Quarter Pounder with Cheese!

I got a great joke!

This guy goes to a bar, gets drunk and breaks the toilet.


He then swore to never drink again.

jerseykrs said:

Now that is the shit!

Ocean said:

Which joke ocean?

karmatornado said:

Urs

For all of em'

Althom

Fauxie said:

Now that's a joke!!!!

Ocean said:

I know. I already made it by way of my post.

Fauxie said:

Ur in one of those moods tonight aren't u ...that ok I'm in a and mood

Ocean said:

That's the only mood I want. You're playing into my hands.

New Joke! HOw did canada get its name?

Once upon a time 2 explorers sailing the seas of cheese stumbled upon a land that was both beautiful and Nordic at the same time. The explorers needed to figure out a name for this land. They asked one another what shall we call this beautiful land? So one of them put letters into a hat and the other drew the letters. What were the letters drawn? C - eh? - N eh? - D- eh? Thus the birth of canada!

oh. this isn't an imago appreciation thread after all.