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PrintableYou drunken bastard!  I AM BEATLOAF
www.myspace.com/teriteriboberi www.stickam.com/profile/Beatloaf www.myspace.com/americasfunnyman www.stephenking.com www.tomgreen.com I'm my own favorite orger and that trumps any elitist list you guys can come up with. | |
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jerseykrs said: shanti0608 said: That's what I did for 4 days...I would not recommend it. Ok, I'll just do it for two.  So cool and hardcore! | |
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But that story was some funny ass shit. | |
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Awesome! I have quite the drunk story as well, from last night. Finally got home. Orgnote me! | |
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1. Dipshit.
2. OMG!!! 3. HAHAHA! 4. Your friend is like... wow! 5. He's probably a Clif. 6. You'd be dangerous to go to a bar with. 7. I gotta make it a point to go to the bar with you!  | |
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kidelrich said:
Awesome! I have quite the drunk story as well, from last night. Finally got home. Orgnote me!  | |
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jerseykrs said: shanti0608 said: Take it from me- you should have your knee looked at..
 Thing is, I don't want to call my parents and ask one of them to take me, cause then I'll have to come clean about how it happened!!
My best friend said he'll take me when he gets home. I hope you're feeling guilty. Just woke up can't spell for shit edit [Edited 7/30/06 7:29am] | |
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| That was a hoot... thanks for the laugh! | |
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jerseykrs said:  Your friend rocks! I wanna hang out with him when I come down. | |
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kidelrich said: jerseykrs said: Your friend rocks! I wanna hang out with him when I come down. We're gonna tear Tampa a new ass dude!!! But I won't be drinking, toilets blow up when I do that.  | |
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How are you doing today?? | |
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Jersey, I need to party with you..... but..... Lemme go to the bathroom FIRST! | |
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This sounds like i could have written it. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said:
This sounds like i could have written it. Yeah, only you'd be lying  | |
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Teacher said: bkw said:
This sounds like i could have written it. Yeah, only you'd be lying 
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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jerseykrs said: in retrospect, I have to say that I think the broken bones and knee are way better than if I had landed on the floor!
 I had to use a public bathroom today I tried my best to hold it, but there was no way I could hold it driving back home for a hour. I'm glad nobody was in there, because I didn't want anybody to see my funny habits or me maneuvering while trying my best not to touch any knobs or walls. My shirt touched the stall door....eww. They didn't even have any paper towels in there 
Anyway....   looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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bkw said: Teacher said: Yeah, only you'd be lying
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I give this thread 2 thumbs up!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said:
I give this thread 2 thumbs up! you look different | |
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AnckSuNamun said: jerseykrs said: in retrospect, I have to say that I think the broken bones and knee are way better than if I had landed on the floor!
I had to use a public bathroom today I tried my best to hold it, but there was no way I could hold it driving back home for a hour. I'm glad nobody was in there, because I didn't want anybody to see my funny habits or me maneuvering while trying my best not to touch any knobs or walls. My shirt touched the stall door....eww. They didn't even have any paper towels in there
Anyway.... HAHAHAHA, I feel your pain. | |
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So, I'm off to the doctor.
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jerseykrs said: So, I'm off to the doctor.
Did you have fun hanging out with Mel Gibson over the weekend? | |
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kidelrich said: jerseykrs said: So, I'm off to the doctor.
Did you have fun hanging out with Mel Gibson over the weekend? I didn't yell any anti semitic remarks like him though!! Do you know he was only at .12, I mean, that's not drunk at all. | |
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jerseykrs said: kidelrich said: Did you have fun hanging out with Mel Gibson over the weekend? I didn't yell any anti semitic remarks like him though!! Do you know he was only at .12, I mean, that's not drunk at all. That's what I said to my friend. That's not even close to being out of control drunk. Trust me...I know! | |
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kidelrich said: jerseykrs said: I didn't yell any anti semitic remarks like him though!! Do you know he was only at .12, I mean, that's not drunk at all. That's what I said to my friend. That's not even close to being out of control drunk. Trust me...I know!That's what I'm saying!! fucking lightweight! 
Break a toilet and kill your knee before you brag about being drunk Mel!! | |
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jerseykrs said: So, I'm off to the doctor.
let us know how it went... and get on yahoo every once in a while!! | |
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That's fucking weird...someone broke the toilet in the men's room while I was working at the bar Friday night. We had to shut off the water for the whole building and there is a very popular club below us. Nobody could flush a toilet and we couldn't wash dishes...it was very gross!!
I broke my own puking record Sunday morning. I really thought I was about to die. I had a great night though, ooooh my was it a great night  | |
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CarrieLee said: That's fucking weird...someone broke the toilet in the men's room while I was working at the bar Friday night. We had to shut off the water for the whole building and there is a very popular club below us. Nobody could flush a toilet and we couldn't wash dishes...it was very gross!!
I broke my own puking record Sunday morning. I really thought I was about to die. I had a great night though, ooooh my was it a great night I just felt like I was gonna puke, but didn't really.  I had a great Fri. night. | |
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Jersey, I wanna see you Falling Down drunk!
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kidelrich said: Jersey, I wanna see you Falling Down drunk!
I relate to that character all too well. | |
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