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Reply #30 posted 07/28/06 11:08am

kidelrich

TMPletz said:

kidelrich said:



That was in Spiderman, wasn't it?

Yeah, but I think they all kinda go by that. lol


The Hulk does his own thing. That's why I respect him. He's not corporate.
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Reply #31 posted 07/28/06 11:09am

Anx

kidelrich said:

TMPletz said:


Yeah, but I think they all kinda go by that. lol


The Hulk does his own thing. That's why I respect him. He's not corporate.


i wish the hulk, donkey kong and david lee roth had their own super team.
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Reply #32 posted 07/28/06 11:11am

kidelrich

Anx said:

kidelrich said:



The Hulk does his own thing. That's why I respect him. He's not corporate.


i wish the hulk, donkey kong and david lee roth had their own super team.


One of them has spray-on hair!
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Reply #33 posted 07/28/06 11:12am

Handclapsfinga
snapz

FunkMistress said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


oh god, like that adidas commercial...


What? lol

I definitely missed the Adidas commercial where that happened...

that came out...what, a couple years ago or so. it had kevin garnett in it, and he was walking around with all these people on his shoulders...it was weird, he was walking down the street and passers-by would just hop up on the pile o'humans he was carrying.
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Reply #34 posted 07/28/06 11:21am

Handclapsfinga
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Anx said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

why do all that kinna shit? i'd be super, man, and wanting to stay that way. rainbow



superman needs to try ouzo. it's yummy.

what?
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Reply #35 posted 07/28/06 11:24am

Anx

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Anx said:




superman needs to try ouzo. it's yummy.

what?


greek liquor that tastes like black licorice! WHEE!
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Reply #36 posted 07/28/06 11:28am

kidelrich

Anx said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


what?


greek liquor that tastes like black licorice! WHEE!


macho.
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Reply #37 posted 07/28/06 11:29am

Anx

kidelrich said:

Anx said:



greek liquor that tastes like black licorice! WHEE!


macho.


or he could drink appletinis with kidelrich.
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Reply #38 posted 07/28/06 11:31am

kidelrich

Anx said:

kidelrich said:



macho.


or he could drink appletinis with kidelrich.


lol well, i never said i was macho.
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Reply #39 posted 07/28/06 11:37am

Anx
i guess he could drink a bottle of pine sol if it had a fruity enough taste.
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Reply #40 posted 07/28/06 12:12pm

Handclapsfinga
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Anx said:

kidelrich said:



macho.


or he could drink appletinis with kidelrich.

falloff
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Reply #41 posted 07/28/06 12:17pm

FunkMistress

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Anx said:

i guess he could drink a bottle of pine sol if it had a fruity enough taste.


CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN.
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Reply #42 posted 07/28/06 12:17pm

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It's orange-tastic.
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Reply #43 posted 07/28/06 12:20pm

applekisses

Anx said:

FunkMistress said:



But smoking cigarettes is super gross. I'd smoke weed all day long, though, since it wouldn't get me too high. Cuz I'm Superman.


he could smoke crack! he could smoke moon crack!



He should be smokin' ass crack...bareback...


lol
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Reply #44 posted 07/28/06 12:22pm

Tom

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FunkMistress said:

Oh, absolutely. I would be bareback ass-fucking everyone, for one thing. I'd do shots of tequila with raw eggs for breakfast the next morning.



wait a minute, i thought you were female?
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Reply #45 posted 07/28/06 12:22pm

applekisses
And I'd like to see him with a bad huffing habit and a tendency for consistant food binging.
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Reply #46 posted 07/28/06 12:23pm

Handclapsfinga
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Tom said:

FunkMistress said:

Oh, absolutely. I would be bareback ass-fucking everyone, for one thing. I'd do shots of tequila with raw eggs for breakfast the next morning.



wait a minute, i thought you were female?

she's got a harness.
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Reply #47 posted 07/28/06 12:24pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz

FunkMistress said:

Anx said:

i guess he could drink a bottle of pine sol if it had a fruity enough taste.





put a lil' lemon in it...
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Reply #48 posted 07/28/06 12:26pm

Tom

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Anx said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


what?


greek liquor that tastes like black licorice! WHEE!


Ouzo is rough, it leaves your breath smelling super fresh though. Sambuca and Grappa taste sorta similar.
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Reply #49 posted 07/28/06 12:27pm

FunkMistress

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Tom said:




wait a minute, i thought you were female?

she's got a harness.


Not only that, I'd be Superman! I wouldn't need it! I'd have a Superdick! biggrin
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Reply #50 posted 07/28/06 12:28pm

paintsprayer

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FunkMistress said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

why do all that kinna shit? i'd be super, man, and wanting to stay that way. rainbow


But you would stay that way! No matter what! That's the point! You could walk up to a bunch of sad addicts whose lives were ruined by heroin, shoot up a shitload of junk right in front of them, then run around the block with all of them stacked on your shoulders like a junkie pyramid! It would be AWESOME!



Wasn't that the plot to The Crow?
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Reply #51 posted 07/28/06 12:29pm

paintsprayer

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Anx said:

kidelrich said:



The Hulk does his own thing. That's why I respect him. He's not corporate.


i wish the hulk, donkey kong and david lee roth had their own super team.



Careful you don't infringe on my Fonzie and David Lee Roth Law and Order concept
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Reply #52 posted 07/28/06 12:29pm

Handclapsfinga
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paintsprayer said:

FunkMistress said:



But you would stay that way! No matter what! That's the point! You could walk up to a bunch of sad addicts whose lives were ruined by heroin, shoot up a shitload of junk right in front of them, then run around the block with all of them stacked on your shoulders like a junkie pyramid! It would be AWESOME!



Wasn't that the plot to The Crow?

lol

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Reply #53 posted 07/28/06 12:29pm

Anx

FunkMistress said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


she's got a harness.


Not only that, I'd be Superman! I wouldn't need it! I'd have a Superdick! biggrin


and you could snort a full scale replica of mount rushmore sculpted in loosely packed blow without having to worry about supercokedick!
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Reply #54 posted 07/28/06 12:30pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz

FunkMistress said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


she's got a harness.


Not only that, I'd be Superman! I wouldn't need it! I'd have a Superdick! biggrin

falloff

wait--superman can grow extra orifices too? omfg
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Reply #55 posted 07/28/06 12:30pm

paintsprayer

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FunkMistress said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


she's got a harness.


Not only that, I'd be Superman! I wouldn't need it! I'd have a Superdick! biggrin



http://www.superdickery.com/
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Reply #56 posted 07/28/06 12:31pm

paintsprayer

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

paintsprayer said:




Wasn't that the plot to The Crow?

lol

:gothvespa:



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When silhouettes fall
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Reply #57 posted 07/28/06 12:32pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz
okay, this should be like a separate thread entirely but i'm gonna throw it out there anyway: what would be your kryptonite? hmmm
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Reply #58 posted 07/28/06 12:32pm

Tom

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he could fly around the country performing gay marriages, and say "Fuck you Bush! I'm Superman!" smile
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Reply #59 posted 07/28/06 12:32pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz

paintsprayer said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


lol

:gothvespa:



[omg!]

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