retina said: DiscoballStallion said: Come on now. Ya'll know I made that shit up. You know if I was approached by a giant pussy I would've ran the opposite direction screaming bloody murder. Oh. | |
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This thread needs a "Serenity Now!" story | |
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Oh man. Does anyone remember that thread I made about how I met this cute guy and we were at his house and he was trying to fool around but I had atomic chili ass and I was trying so hard to be still because I knew that if I blinked, wiggled my toes, or sneezed my ass would've erupted and turned him off completely and then I was running late for work so I grabbed some McDonald's real quick and I was running and eating at the same time and ended up throwing up in the alley way and wasting my money and I was still hungry? Lance is SO a bottom | |
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all my stories that fit on this thread probably involve some pharmaceutical | |
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