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five tell tale signs that your vagina is too big 1. your sex toys run on lantern batteries, not AA.
2. you had a baby last week and didn't know it. 3. fisting is only the beginning part of getting you ready to take it all 4. the post office has assigned a separate zip code to your womb. 5. they couldn't pull Baby Jessica out of you because she was in too deep you look better on your facebook page than you do in person  | |
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I dont why you posted this but I like your style.  | |
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I've answered yes to four of these!
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fathermcmeekle said: I've answered yes to four of these!
you look better on your facebook page than you do in person | |
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6. Sex for you is just like jumping head first into the Grand Canyon. | |
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7. Your sex partner must be anchored by a safety line prior to entry.
8. An archeological team has offered to chart a map of your nether regions. 9. Your gynecological exams are scheduled in the Elephant Wing of the local animal zoo. 10. At least one of your 'heavy flow' days has been mistaken by the Catholic Church as being one of the seven signs of the apocalypse. | |
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fathermcmeekle said: I've answered yes to four of these!
Make that eight, and I don't even have a vagina! | |
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meltwithu said: 5. they couldn't pull Baby Jessica out of you because she was in too deep See if they had dug through the anal cavity they would have no problem getting Baby Jessica out.  The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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jtfolden said: 10. At least one of your 'heavy flow' days has been mistaken by the Catholic Church as being one of the seven signs of the apocalypse.
THAT is funny. | |
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jtfolden said: 7. Your sex partner must be anchored by a safety line prior to entry.
8. An archeological team has offered to chart a map of your nether regions. 9. Your gynecological exams are scheduled in the Elephant Wing of the local animal zoo. 10. At least one of your 'heavy flow' days has been mistaken by the Catholic Church as being one of the seven signs of the apocalypse.  
Oh dayum...that's funny.... | |
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