...to Fauxie, Imago and Jersey.

could i be 7 foot 10
built like a bull then
full of shit
and proud of it

i like to get funny with my 8 foot buddies
we spend money till our dicks get runny
naughty looking mighty sporty
mixing with a pissed fist there to escort me

put away the beer dear o fucking dear
et the night like a roman now we vomit fear
like to give the men on the town some action jackson
for our satisfaction
you're gonna play hey cos we get disappointed
don't be late this is a regular appointment
just some suggestion answer the question

the question is... (x2)
hey babe wanna get laid?
you don't have to answer i'll take you for granted
don't you wanna fuck?
we're both fucking drunk
he's a fine looking bitch check out his tits
the ass the dick
can i break you off some of my beef shtick
yum yum-yum-yum

cos i'm looking for a big cock that i can bite off
acting like you're tough shit so you like it rough it ha
better hope penis don't come between us
kinda fucking smelly cos i never clean it

tease me tease me tease me
till i lose control
my eyes are on your hole
this is a dark place where we dilly dally
no turns to yes in the shadows of this alley

To Dook :

Weird Al Yankovic
» Pacman

(one, two, thray, four)
(one, two [nasal hocking sound])

I used to be a pinball freak
That's where you'd find me every week
But now it's Pacman
Yeah it's the Pacman

I love to gobble up those dots
Keep pumpin' quarters in the slots
They call it Pacman
Yeah it's the Pacman

At the game arcade, they say I'm hard core
I can play all day 'til my hands are sore
And I quit my job just to play some more
But I won't give up 'til I break high score

Pacman [music from Pacman "intermission"]

Well it's the Pacman
Yeah it's the Pacman

Well it takes a lot of cash to play
(Pacman, get the cherry)
So I'm gonna sell my house today
(Pacman, eat 'em up)

I'm playin' Pacman
Yeah it's the Pac-ma-an

Hey mom, I won't be home this year
(Pacman)
Please forward all my mail right here
(Pacman)
I'm at the Pacman
Yeah it's the Pacman

And you're playing with no one but me
Pacman

[music from Pacman "intermission"]
[sound from when Pacman dies]

are you bitches gonna look at my song or what?

I dedicate this NOFX song to you.




Mean people suck.
Mean people suck.
Mean people suck.
Mean people suck.
They Suck!
They Suck!
They Suck!
They Suck!
Mean people suck.
Mean people suck.
Mean people suck.
Mean people suck.
They suck!
They suck!
They suck!

jerseykrs said:

i used to have a t-shirt that said that. and they do. and they everywhere. i hope you did not mean me. i am not a mean person.

mrdespues said:

jerseykrs said:

i've had a shit of a day and i'm paranoid. please don't hurt me with your laughter.

mrdespues said:

jerseykrs said:

thanksineededthat


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[Edited 7/27/06 7:01am]