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Reply #30 posted 07/26/06 3:37pm

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This one wasn't as lame as the others, but it's worth a mention.

They were three(?) motorcyclists that when in trouble could merge and become one super-cyclist called the Marauder (the one in black). I think in the last issue Marvel revealed they were mutants.

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Reply #31 posted 07/26/06 3:38pm

DiscoballStall ion	sextonseven said: I'm embarrassed to say I actually have this one: I think he had no powers, but had a cybernetic link to his 18-wheeler which could fly and do other super stuff. The japanese could've done something cool with that. Lance is SO a bottom
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Reply #32 posted 07/26/06 3:49pm

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unkemptpueblo said:

I actuall liked Captain Planet, but I always have been an enviro-hippy, I guess. There was this one episode when everyone was hooked on Bliss(ecstacy) and they were all zoned out and wandering the streets and shit. You know the story..at 1st its all fun and games, then BAM! You're hitting your mom over the head with a toaster and stealing her purse neutral

how is an environmental activist superhero not going to want to get high? i don't believe it! hmph!

because it was "bliss", man.
Thats not a natural high. It was manufatured by this rat/human/"the man" to hook the kids and get paid. You cant be capt. planet and be cool with that shit
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Reply #33 posted 07/26/06 3:53pm

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hammerman i guess.

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Reply #34 posted 07/26/06 4:01pm

jerseykrs2	I found a REALLY bad one!!!
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jerseykrs2	holy giant image file batman!!
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Reply #36 posted 07/26/06 4:11pm

Anx	jerseykrs2 said: I found a REALLY bad one!!! you freaking WEIRDO, i just fished that comic book out of my old stuff at my mom's place a couple of weeks ago! we were salvaging a bunch of my old comics, and i ran across that one and i thought "this should be good for a laugh".
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Reply #37 posted 07/26/06 4:13pm

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Anx said:

jerseykrs2 said:

I found a REALLY bad one!!! lol

you freaking WEIRDO, i just fished that comic book out of my old stuff at my mom's place a couple of weeks ago! we were salvaging a bunch of my old comics, and i ran across that one and i thought "this should be good for a laugh".

nuts

Anx, you totally displaced Imago as my favorite gay man on this site now!!!

I was going to take a picture of some of the lame asses in the Marvel Universe Book Of The Dead Deluxe Edition, but got lazy.

lol

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Reply #38 posted 07/26/06 4:16pm

Anx

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Anx said:

and i brought back all my marvel universes, including the dead people issues! lol

i also brought back amazing spidey #252 and i have dollar signs in my eyes. :

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Reply #39 posted 07/26/06 4:22pm

jerseykrs2

Anx said:

jerseykrs2 said:

and i brought back all my marvel universes, including the dead people issues! lol

i also brought back amazing spidey #252 and i have dollar signs in my eyes. :

there's a spidey #29 in the upper right hand corner there..... giggle

God I'm a fucking dork, no wonder I don't get laid. shrug

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Reply #40 posted 07/26/06 4:23pm

Anx	oh, and one of my favorite stupid superheroes (ok, supervillain): HELLCOW!!!
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Reply #41 posted 07/26/06 4:26pm

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What about space ghost?

I've seen the original episodes (aswell as the adultswim ones), and all he has is a monkey and some crappy arm bracelets.

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Reply #42 posted 07/26/06 4:29pm

ZombieKitten	Anx said: oh, and one of my favorite stupid superheroes (ok, supervillain): HELLCOW!!! is that for real?
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Reply #43 posted 07/26/06 4:31pm

Anx	ZombieKitten said: Anx said: oh, and one of my favorite stupid superheroes (ok, supervillain): HELLCOW!!! is that for real? sadly, yes.
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Reply #44 posted 07/26/06 4:31pm

jerseykrs2	ZombieKitten said: Anx said: oh, and one of my favorite stupid superheroes (ok, supervillain): HELLCOW!!! is that for real? hahah, YES!!! GOtta love Howard the Duck!!! http://www.marvel.com/universe/Hellcow
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Reply #45 posted 07/26/06 7:44pm

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DiscoballStallion said:

sextonseven said:

Ooh, ooh! I got one!

I never read this book so I don't know what his powers are, but I bet he could give Captain Planet a run for his money.

I feel sorry for Spidey having to be whored out to every new title that doesn't sell.

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"he went from sacking quarterbacks to tackling crime"
falloff

that's the funniest shit I've read all day.

I know....how corny. falloff

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Reply #46 posted 07/26/06 8:36pm

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check this out: http://www.scifi.com/superhero/

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

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Reply #47 posted 07/26/06 9:22pm

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Anx said:

superspaceboy said:

Matter Eater Lad

i am NOT stup....erm redface

he isn't stupid. he's actually kind of cool. sexy.

Do you ever wonder what Matter Eater Lad's bowel movements must be like? whofarted

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Reply #48 posted 07/27/06 3:45am

Anx	littlemissG said: Anx said: i am NOT stup....erm he isn't stupid. he's actually kind of cool. sexy. Do you ever wonder what Matter Eater Lad's bowel movements must be like? a yard sale?
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Reply #49 posted 07/27/06 6:20am

jerseykrs	littlemissG said: Anx said: i am NOT stup....erm he isn't stupid. he's actually kind of cool. sexy. Do you ever wonder what Matter Eater Lad's bowel movements must be like? Do you think that picture looks a tad bit homosexual???
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Reply #50 posted 07/27/06 6:22am

Anx	jerseykrs said: littlemissG said: Do you ever wonder what Matter Eater Lad's bowel movements must be like? Do you think that picture looks a tad bit homosexual??? only YOU would see a picture of two guys trying to eat their way out of a cave and think it looks gay.
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Reply #51 posted 07/27/06 6:23am

jerseykrs	Anx said: jerseykrs said: Do you think that picture looks a tad bit homosexual??? only YOU would see a picture of two guys trying to eat their way out of a cave and think it looks gay. ANX!!! Tell me it doesn't!!!
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Reply #52 posted 07/27/06 6:27am

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NDRU said:

as opposed to Bruce Wayne, whose alter ego is Batman. That's kind of interesting.

Batman is very much the real guy, and Bruce Wayne is the made up personna

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Reply #53 posted 07/27/06 6:28am

Anx

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Anx said:

only YOU would see a picture of two guys trying to eat their way out of a cave and think it looks gay. rolleyes

ANX!!!

Tell me it doesn't!!! falloff

within the subtext of it being AN ENORMOUS CUNNILINGUS METAPHOR, i suppose i can kind of see your point, being that there is one man's head in close proximity to another man's butt. of course, the owner of that butt is EATING HIS WAY THROUGH A GIANT FLESHY CAVE, but yeah. i see what you're saying. comfort

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Reply #54 posted 07/27/06 6:29am

jerseykrs	Anx said: within the subtext of it being AN ENORMOUS CUNNILINGUS METAPHOR
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Reply #55 posted 07/27/06 7:23am

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Anx said:

cborgman said:

ever read "the new mutants"?

cypher

while i liked him as a character (he was so obviously gay), his power was being able t understand any language... period. he was a total wimp, couldn't fight, and could only understand any language.

think about it.

he died early on.

but he hung out with warlock, who was totally bitchin' rad.

warlock was frikkin awesome.

that's why 2the9s should be killed for having him as his avatar.

Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton

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Reply #56 posted 07/27/06 7:25am

mrdespues	Bible Man: http://www.bibleman.com
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Reply #57 posted 07/27/06 7:26am

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mrdespues said:

Bible Man:

http://www.bibleman.com

what are his powers?

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Reply #58 posted 07/27/06 7:27am

Anx	mrdespues said: Bible Man: http://www.bibleman.com that's dude from charles in charge/8 is enough, right? i saw this on a VH1 show. then he became a bitter fattie and did celebrity fit club.
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Reply #59 posted 07/27/06 7:27am

jerseykrs	cborgman said: Anx said: but he hung out with warlock, who was totally bitchin' rad. warlock was frikkin awesome. that's why 2the9s should be killed for having him as his avatar. Warlocks father was fucking SUPREME
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