4. Oooh you got mowded!

8. You African Booty Scratcher!

AQUABOOGIE said:

or "oooooh, you just been boosticated!"


i haven't heard that since i was a kid!

luv4all7 said:

i'll get the Delorean warmed up and fly over, shall I?





OUTRAGEOUS!






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You know you're from New Jersey if.....

1 - There are no beaches, there's "the shore", and the road to the shore is the "Parkway", not the "Garden State Parkway"
2 - You know what a "WAWA" is and know of the location of at least 10 of them.
3 - You don't understand why there aren't more 24 hour diners elsewere in America.
4 - You can name every flavor of saltwater taffy.
5 - You've run out of money on the "Parkway".
6 - You STILL can't believe MTV actually went to Seaside Heights for Spring Break in 1998....
7 - .....and actually did it again in 2002.
8 - You know this is the only state that you don't need "New" to identify it,
(like, Mexico, York, Hampshire....doesn't work, does it?)
9 - You start planning for Memorial Day in February.
10 - You still haven't seen that many gardens.
11 - You only go to "the city" for day trips.
12 - Route 18 doesn't freak you out at night.
13 - You believe the Statue of Liberty is in New Jersey, not New York.
14 - You don't take shit from anybody.....
15 - ....especially people from New York or Philly, because YOU live here, not them. They just come
here for the summer, invading the beaches and bars, thinking they own the damn state,
who the hell do they think they are?!
16 - You know at least 2 people who still listen to Bruce Springsteen,
still refer to him as "The Boss", and actually seen him play with the E. Street Band
at The Stone Pony in Asbury Park.
17 - You know Paramus has 4 MAJOR malls within 3 miles of each other.
18 - You worked at a "Friendly's" in high school.
19 - You've spent St. Patricks Day in Belmar.
20 - You've been nearly run over by a tram car in Wildwood.
21 - You have a family member that retired to Cape May, Ocean Grove, Brick or Tom's River
instead of Florida.
22 - Donald Trump is mentioned daily in your local newspaper.
23 - Even your school made good italian subs, and they are called "subs", not a "submarine sanwhich",
"hoagie", or worse yet, a "hero"
24 - The Jets/Giants football games have actually started fights in your family.
25 - You can smell when it's low tide.
26 - You've been to the Great Adventure Safari and had to take the monkey "by pass" because
your dad had a padded vinyl roof on the car.
27 - People think you say "water" weird.
28 - Your car gets covered in yellow-green pollen in April.
29 - You know that ACME is an actual supermarket, not just in Looney Tunes cartoons.
30 - Because your town was probably founded before 1776 and all the restaurants, bars, and shops
have "ye", "olde", or "colonial" in their names.
31 - You know the myth of the Jersey Devil.
32 - You think the Olive Garden is the worst excuse for an italian restaurant ever.
33 - You remember when Hoboken was a ghetto, and not overpriced.
34 - There is a fruit and vegetable stand on every corner.
35 - You like vinegar or gravy on your french fries.
36 - You don't think of citrus fruit when someone mentions the "Oranges"
37 - You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast before.
38 - You've know the way to Seaside Heights since you were 7.
39 - You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.
40 - You know that the entire state is not one big oil refinery.
41 - You know what a "jug handle" is and how to properly negotiate a "circle"
42 - You know the previous had to do with driving.
43 - You know what "White Castle" is and have eaten a sack of em at 3 in the morning before.
44 - You don't think "What exit (do you live near)?" is very funny.
45 - You know that people from the "609" area code are a little "different"
46 - You live within 20 minutes of the nearest mall.
47 - You refer to all highways and interstates by just their numbers.
48 - You knew someone in high school that had connections to the mafia.
50 - You or someone you know was seriously hurt at "Action Park"

and finally.....

50 - You have NEVER pumped your own gas.

You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before the surgery.

luv4u said:

Which one?

You remember the white, hand-held football video game where the players were little red dashes


AND


You still think that game kicks the most ass!

You remember the white, hand-held football video game where the players were little red dashes


AND


You still think that game kicks the most ass!

If you think Hulk Hogan is the best wrestler of all time.