If any of you have ever had an unfixed female cat, especially a Siamese one...you know what I mean. They're really, really loud and obnoxious, especially when you're trying to sleep. The rest of us don't squawl that loudly when we want sex. Really.

I just molest them. Take a sock and whap them around back there and that usually calms them down

OMG! Put scotch tape on the bottom of their feet. It's sooooo funny!

luv4all7 said:

You torturer!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I know, it's hilarious though!

luv4all7 said:

luv4all7 said:

even better is putting a long strip of tape from the top of their head to their tail

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I had a friend that took that to heart in the past, he did so because he said it was the only way to get them to shut up.

As for me, I find a SPRAY bottle of water works wonders.

But yes, they do get horny and all luvie dovie. annoying.

MickG said:

Well I put a sock on my hand first so I don't get the juices on my hand but it works. They need it, I give it to them. A friend of mine told me he jellied up a q-tip and used that on his cat

Get it fixed!!!!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

CarrieLee said:

No kidding.

Protege said:

is your cat named "spats" by any chance?

applekisses said:

And don't worry Andrea, I didn't take a sock to Loaf

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

My poor little sweetie...she's too innocent to even talk about it in front of her...we'd have to plug her little baby kitty ears!

applekisses said:

Can't wait, believe me.

@ the responses to this thread.

I agree with the people who said to get her fixed, that is a good idea. She would not be as vocal, which means no more interrupted sleep for you. Good luck.

I still like trying to have a conversation with that going on...

"And then he said..."

"MEOWREOOOOOWWWW"

"And I turned around and told him..."

"MOWREOWLLLL"

"SHUT THE FUNK UP YOU STUPID CAT!!!!"

Well, something like that.

It is terrible when they do that. I had mine done but before that it used to drive me crazy. Also my youngest one used to pee on my Ex's clothes she was a clever cat even then

Protege said:

i'm kinda glad that my cat isn't female--when i first got hohner, he wasn't neutered at all so for a couple days before he got taken to the vet i worried that he'd end up spraying my apartment with Eau d'Hohner. luckily he never did...

I had two young cats once and they weren't related, but you start thinking of them as brother & sister until they start humping each other.

It was a long couple of days until they were fixed!

NDRU said:

it would be easier to get the cat fixed.

Protege said:

Sounds like Spats

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

wait a minute...you finger-fucked your cat?!

Tom said:

NO! I put a sock on my hand and kind of spanked her. She would back up into it and get off I think because she would be quiet after that. It was my friend that vaselined up a q-tip and then screwed his cat with it to shut it up. I have another friend that has anal gland expressing parties with his mom and sister for their dogs! I mean I love my dogs and all but I am not about squeezing their anus holes to relieve the pressure! That's for the vet or them to drag their ass on the floor

I have strange friends don't I?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Heheheheh

Tom said:

I thought I was the only one noticing that line.

Blackfunk69 said:

heee heee!