CalhounSq said:

She better strap her seat belt on because she is in for a bumpy ride. Just Kidding. I will treat her very good.....For awhile. Just kidding.

I am not monster. But if she is expecting sissy boy stuff she will be letdown. But she should know by now that i am not into romantic garbage. I haven't got her flowers or gifts or written stupid ass poems. I don't hold her hand in public. or any of that.

Right now things are going real good. Sacktime is on the way and she is not constantly calling me, etc. We did not even talk today. I don't feel crowded or anything. So far so good.

Spats said:

SO corny... SO undeserving... SO

CalhounSq said:

Why do you equate the way i like things with something bad?

Spats said:

Because you're empty. But hell, maybe she's empty too - she seems to like you for some reason

CalhounSq said:

I'm empty? I don't know what you mean.

Maybe the fact that she really likes me says that i am not such a bad guy. The girl is not stupid. She has her shit together. She does not have any issues that i can tell. I have good taste in women.

I hope, for our sake, your girlfriend soon makes an attempt to jump your prudish scaredy cat bones or we'll suffer the eternal torment of your awful threads. In closing, you suck. You are crap at being being a man, nay, a human being. You're bad at it. You should be something else, a shrew perhaps, but it matters not. Something else. Or nothing. Damn contraception's miniscule fallibility. I love you, really I do, but you're a terrible bore, which is unforgivable.
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[Edited 7/26/06 6:28am]

Fauxie said:

Wow, in hindsight that was really quite harsh. I should get drunk more often.

i was just thinking.... what if he's found a girl just like him? what if he's found his perfect match?




if so.... yay!! keep him away from all the other unsuspecting females!!



if not.... poor girl. she has no idea what she's getting into.

fantasyislander said:

I don't think i will ever find the girl of my dreams. The babe will let me down eventually. Or i will get bored.

fantasyislander said:

I don't think i will ever find the girl of my dreams. The babe will let me down eventually. Or i will get bored.

Spats said:

Or you'll fuck it up.

Fauxie said:

I have not f**ked up any of my relationships. it's usually their fault.

Spats said:

There's a discrepancy there, but I think it's being filled nicely by your ego.

Well Spats, Friday again.

I am actually wishing you good luck with the babe.

Enjoy your weekend!

sj1600 said:

Hopefully it will be even more fun than last weekend and hopefully she will be even more agressive than last weekend. I haven't talked to her in a few days so i don't know what exactly we'll be doing.

Spats said:

dining at the Y

purplerein said:

sj1600 said:

What does that mean????

Spats said:

Oh come on!!

Going downtown!

sj1600 said:

Ummmmm....No. She would have to hold me down for that to happen.

sj1600 said:

What does that mean????

sj1600 said:

Ummmmm....No. She would have to hold me down for that to happen.

Spats said:

Try it- you might like it?

Spats said:

Spats, your charm lies greatly in the incongruency of being such a boor, yet still so innocent.

shanti0608 said:

I have tried it. I will never stoop that low again. I hope the babe is not wanting that. Because i really want sacktime with her.

Spats said:

Spats..she has to be lubricated for you to have sacktime. Otherwise you'll get a skin burn. for her to be lubricated, she has to be aroused. for her to be aroused, you have to go downtown.
what faces do you make when she goes down on you?

Fauxie said:

Either i get bored or they become clingy.

Right now everything is fine with the babe. But if i start getting phonecalls every single day where she is wondering what i am doing or where i am. Or expectations start to increase, etc,. Then i am moving on.

I have seen it with my buddies. Everything is fine at first. The women don't mind his habits and routines etc, etc. But as time goes on the women change and they start to try and change the guy and what he likes to do and who he likes to do it with. It's sad.
[Edited 7/27/06 21:15pm]