Isn't this a fine-looking device? The Cone is designed to give the ladies such a wild ride, they'll never need a man again. It's a hands-free design with 16 different vibrating speeds, and when the time is right, there's a handy orgasm button that takes the rider to that sometimes-illusive Higher Plane.

With its pretty lavender color and tasteful cone shape, she can keep it on the nightstand without any rude questions being bandied about. A rather small device at 7.5 inches in diameter and 4.5 inches high, it uses three C batteries. On sale now in the UK for £49.99 (about $92).

http://www.playtime-parad...k/main.htm via gizmodo (NSFW)

This one's cheaper!

this one's hotter

all the good toys are for women, invented by men. I demand equal rights.

@ pandurito & jersey

This one takes out the garbage...

it also doubles as a party hat.

lilgish said:

you know what? thats just nasty

brownsugar said:

I'll tell you what's nasty, this right here.....

"she can keep it on the nightstand without any rude questions being bandied about"

jerseykrs said:

i read that too. as if somebody won't ask about a purple cone on your dresser! what are ya gonna say, its a clock radio?! LoL

brownsugar said:

what about the aroma? can u say its a diffuser?

I need to stop speed reading topics

I thought it said "New toy for women who cant really cook"

ThreadCula said:

who wants to cook when you could be playing with that???

i read the title as "New toy for women who can't get real cook"

ThreadCula said:

i was disappointed i didn't find a new cooking gadget
those of us that can't cook need toys too!


.
[Edited 7/24/06 13:48pm]

emm said:

lol

I guess u could use the cone for a meat tenderizer



Uh oh...nevermind!!!

ThreadCula said:

Miranda!!!!!1

jerseykrs said:

I didnt mean it that way

ThreadCula said:

What way did you mean it then?

CarrieMpls said:

Ok, well

I opened this thread thinking I would see a cooking utensil....
But I did not
So...if one needed a cooking utensil really bad and all u had was that cone
u could use it to... ummm...

tenderize meat...like Beef...Pork...Chicken
ya know

ThreadCula said:

Miranda!!!!!1

CarrieMpls said:

Im gonna go browse other threads now

ThreadCula said:

ThreadCula said:

Looks more like a juicer to me...

Byron said:

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

Dammit...as if there wasn't enuff competition in the overcrowded "O" market....

Hell no! How about a real man that is not afraid of pussy!?! How about that? I am so sick of dudes acting like every woman is out to get them for their money or trying to pussy whoop them! We are not all like that. When you all find one of those on the internet post it or let me know. Better yet orgnote me and I will give out my damn info!

ShySlantedEye1 said:

I never liked cats.

jerseykrs said:

So are you trying to tell me that you, a man from Jersey, is a punk? Wow, I never though someone like you would say anything like that?