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Thread started 07/27/06 1:28pm

kidelrich

If God is a DJ, Then I Must Kill God!

Read my post before you reply. This is not about religion.

I wanna hear your favorite DJ a**hole stories. Please participate and tell me why you hate DJs. Their music, their attitude, their flair for idiocy. Any reason is a good reason.

I lost a friend to a "DJ Image". She cut everyone out of her life that she met before him. I refer to this time now as B.I. The only time I heard from her for months was when she sent bulletins/invitations for DJ Image's "shows". rolleyes The last I heard, she was planning to move to Miami so they could be lame together.

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Reply #1 posted 07/27/06 1:30pm

jerseykrs

I got a nice DJ story, I went to see Tony Touch one night, that fucker took the wheels at 2 am, he was drunk as shit, literally spun for about 25 minutes, and the club closed at 3.


20 bucks for that shit?!?!


booooo

hisssss
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Reply #2 posted 07/27/06 1:30pm

kidelrich

jerseykrs said:

I got a nice DJ story, I went to see Tony Touch one night, that fucker took the wheels at 2 am, he was drunk as shit, literally spun for about 25 minutes, and the club closed at 3.


20 bucks for that shit?!?!


booooo

hisssss


A classically awful DJ name. nod
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Reply #3 posted 07/27/06 1:35pm

notoriousj

Not a true DJ story but when I lived in chicago my roommates would constantly listen to that Delilah shit on the radio... barf God I wanted to uzi the radio everynight. So I would go into my room and blast some rap or prince stuff which neither of them like lol Revenge is a bitch especially when you got P Control going at the loudest decible possible. evillol
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Reply #4 posted 07/27/06 1:37pm

kidelrich

What's DJ Delilah, house music? A fire alarm would be more pleasing to my ears.
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Reply #5 posted 07/27/06 1:37pm

JustErin

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I have many asshole dj stories.

No, I am not a dj whore.
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Reply #6 posted 07/27/06 1:37pm

Sweeny79

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I never go to clubs lol
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #7 posted 07/27/06 1:38pm

kidelrich

JustErin said:

I have many asshole dj stories.

No, I am not a dj whore.


Share! biggrin
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Reply #8 posted 07/27/06 1:39pm

INSATIABLE

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notoriousj said:

Not a true DJ story but when I lived in chicago my roommates would constantly listen to that Delilah shit on the radio... barf God I wanted to uzi the radio everynight. So I would go into my room and blast some rap or prince stuff which neither of them like lol Revenge is a bitch especially when you got P Control going at the loudest decible possible. evillol

falloff

NO!!!!!


"Love someone tonight!" shoot
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
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Reply #9 posted 07/27/06 1:42pm

AnckSuNamun

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notoriousj said:

Not a true DJ story but when I lived in chicago my roommates would constantly listen to that Delilah shit on the radio... barf God I wanted to uzi the radio everynight. So I would go into my room and blast some rap or prince stuff which neither of them like lol Revenge is a bitch especially when you got P Control going at the loudest decible possible. evillol


lol One of my roommates would always listen to the country station and she'd always set her alarm clock to it. One Thursday night she decided to go home for the weekend, and early Friday morning her clock radio went blasting off about 6:00 am. She keeps her room locked, so we couldn't get in there to turn it off. We all had to hear loud ass music that early in the morning until it automatically went off. This went on for a couple of hours. I actually went to class early that morning just to escape it lol
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Reply #10 posted 07/27/06 1:44pm

JustErin

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kidelrich said:

JustErin said:

I have many asshole dj stories.

No, I am not a dj whore.


Share! biggrin


Naw, way too personal to post publically.

I've dated several djs, let's just say that they are a handful.
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Reply #11 posted 07/27/06 1:48pm

kidelrich

JustErin said:

kidelrich said:



Share! biggrin


Naw, way too personal to post publically.

I've dated several djs, let's just say that they are a handful.


A clue?
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Reply #12 posted 07/27/06 1:48pm

notoriousj

kidelrich said:

What's DJ Delilah, house music? A fire alarm would be more pleasing to my ears.

A sappy ass sorry radio disc jockey....not a true DJ story as I said above but for the people who know what I am talking about they know the pain I went through....



http://en.wikipedia.org/w...lilah_Rene
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Reply #13 posted 07/27/06 1:49pm

AnckSuNamun

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Is John Tesh on the Delilah show? I think I've heard the show before.
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Reply #14 posted 07/27/06 1:51pm

notoriousj

AnckSuNamun said:

Is John Tesh on the Delilah show? I think I've heard the show before.

God god I forgot he tried to make music once...I would not be suprised if he was... lol
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Reply #15 posted 07/27/06 1:52pm

JustErin

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kidelrich said:

JustErin said:



Naw, way too personal to post publically.

I've dated several djs, let's just say that they are a handful.


A clue?


I did, in orgnotes!!
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Reply #16 posted 07/27/06 1:53pm

kidelrich

JustErin said:

kidelrich said:



A clue?


I did, in orgnotes!!


Sounds like a cool guy to me. shrug
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Reply #17 posted 07/27/06 2:41pm

JustErin

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kidelrich said:

JustErin said:



I did, in orgnotes!!


Sounds like a cool guy to me. shrug


Hahaha!!

Shut up. wink
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Reply #18 posted 07/27/06 3:50pm

jerseykrs

JustErin said:

I have many asshole dj stories.

No, I am not a dj whore.



hah!

Yes you are!!
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Reply #19 posted 07/27/06 3:51pm

Imago

You guys are a bunch of bitches!
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Reply #20 posted 07/27/06 3:55pm

ThreadBare

This is so strange... Just last night, a DJ saved my life...
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Reply #21 posted 07/27/06 3:57pm

meltwithu

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notoriousj said:

kidelrich said:

What's DJ Delilah, house music? A fire alarm would be more pleasing to my ears.

A sappy ass sorry radio disc jockey....not a true DJ story as I said above but for the people who know what I am talking about they know the pain I went through....



http://en.wikipedia.org/w...lilah_Rene


OMFG....i thought this lady lived here in Baltimore. The radio station at the porn store i go to to buy my movies always has that crap playing. it's very hard to buy gangbang videos when you gotta listen to some lady bawl about her kid with leukemia hmph!
you look better on your facebook page than you do in person hmph!
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Reply #22 posted 07/27/06 3:58pm

jerseykrs

Imago said:

You guys are a bunch of bitches!



Someone had a bad DJ experience!!
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Reply #23 posted 07/27/06 3:58pm

CarrieMpls

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ThreadBare said:

This is so strange... Just last night, a DJ saved my life...

giggle


As a one-time raver in my youth, there were times I could utter that phrase in all sincerety. Heck, I could maybe even do it now after the right night.

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Reply #24 posted 07/27/06 4:00pm

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i had some friends who opened for DJ shadow in Chitown. i was expecting Shadow to come on stage with drum machines, laptop and maybe even a real musician. nope. dude literally played his album with a couple of scratches in between. falloff

i met him after the show and dog thought he was the fucken shit!! falloff i was like damn, i wish i'd thought about spinning records as a career option, i'd be a fucken god. lol nod

btw, his album after Entroducing SUCKED!!!falloff
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Reply #25 posted 07/27/06 4:02pm

Imago

jerseykrs said:

Imago said:

You guys are a bunch of bitches!



Someone had a bad DJ experience!!



True Story.

One of my best friends, Javin (at the time), was secretly Dating DJ Rob's now ex-wife for 6 months while he was working for Rob when Rob owned The Parthenon (now named the Underground).

It was really wierd. I would go into Rob's house and watch him try to write electro songs, with Javin and Rebecca would be there and it was like they totally could convince even me (who knew about the whole thing) that nothing was going on.

Rob found out, Javin got fired, Rebecca got divorced, and I just moved on. rolleyes

She was too pretty for both of them anyways, and she had a bad habbit of spending the night with her gay friends and fucking them with dildos. shrug
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Reply #26 posted 07/27/06 4:03pm

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INSATIABLE said:

notoriousj said:

Not a true DJ story but when I lived in chicago my roommates would constantly listen to that Delilah shit on the radio... barf God I wanted to uzi the radio everynight. So I would go into my room and blast some rap or prince stuff which neither of them like lol Revenge is a bitch especially when you got P Control going at the loudest decible possible. evillol

falloff

NO!!!!!


"Love someone tonight!" shoot

I LIKE Delilah! She seems like such a nice lady. I'd rather listen to her than Hot 97.
rainbow Lance is SO a bottom rolleyes rainbow
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Reply #27 posted 07/27/06 4:04pm

jerseykrs

Imago said:


One of my best friends, Javin (at the time), was secretly Dating DJ Rob's now ex-wife for 6 months while he was working for Rob when Rob owned The Parthenon (now named the Underground).




You might be from Tampa if you know what Dan is talking about there.
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Reply #28 posted 07/27/06 4:06pm

Imago

jerseykrs said:

Imago said:


One of my best friends, Javin (at the time), was secretly Dating DJ Rob's now ex-wife for 6 months while he was working for Rob when Rob owned The Parthenon (now named the Underground).




You might be from Tampa if you know what Dan is talking about there.



one might be from south tampa if they know what I was talking about here...shrug
She was too pretty for both of them anyways, and she had a bad habbit of spending the night with her gay friends and fucking them with dildos.
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Reply #29 posted 07/27/06 4:09pm

jerseykrs

Imago said:[quote]

jerseykrs said:




one might be from south tampa if they know what I was talking about here...shrug
She was too pretty for both of them anyways, and she had a bad habbit of spending the night with her gay friends and fucking them with dildos.

falloff falloff falloff falloff
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