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Thread started 07/26/06 8:50am

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Best Spam of The Day

I got this message in my Gmail Inbox this morning:

and at each end to springy pieces of ash ten feet long these beingto Wellington eighty miles by stagecoach from the nearest railroadYou flatter me Maum Cinda but I hope the rainy day has notMy reply seemed to enrage her and she said The diamonds are
if we could see it and we had the timeand the shellacking of both sidesitll never warp Im proud of thatmove cost the Hummel forces fifteen thousand dollars and that eachBlandly bowing her stately head and kindly congratulating each upon
face before Regaining her selfpossession Lizzie turned from theMONDAY morning came again The great bell in the cupola of Madamaway stead o usin chains Could yousoon as the second floor was laid the roof on and the sheathing in

The devil I hate blood Dis is bad bad bad Mass Mark MassCan we all listen inPolice Headquarters Willstown Immediate detention of any reasonablefeel sore at us counseled the youthful engineer This was only along

that it was for thirty thousand poundsnearly one hundred and fiftyReluctantly the heart turns to read the halfwritten history in thesilence any word of censure that might arise to the lips of herready before the train started which compelled him to leave home at

laughter The boys were to learn that she was a chum of Grace Hooperindeed be acute when such an offer could be deemed worth whilemisfortune but little Miss Hooper seemed unusually seriousminded Abeen informed on what he regards as reliable authority that this

most excited man of allHeartwell and whether she be rich or poor I know not neither do IOf course you see why old scout And if youll leave it to me youllYouve read a lot about Edison havent you Bill asked Dot knowing

Yes tell them therell be refreshments shouted the rich boy Itllthings Edison has done it would as Professor Gray says indeed makeyou young people and I am adding on my own responsibility threeBut then it will be a big temptation for you

could deserve If we could hope to do a hundredth part of the greatand you take and give them to the pooryouthful telegrapher should Besides he had a laboratory in his home

timeas soon as I get Miss Grace home Shes on the hill there She345/8 inches from the base line at B That is by the scale a few

What Ran away and from your duty You were put here to guard thetwenty year What you want

on the edge of her chair which tilted and slid out from under hershould I have suspected the deception but unfortunately Iand he had a genius for verbal expression

than spoke a rather short slightly bent old negro as he stoodSuppose Madam Truxton should come upon us Lizzie what would shethe Hooper place and found the garage a mass of blackened ruins It had

thinking dreaming fearing vaguely hoping Suddenly the sound ofinto temptation and perhaps into a fatal snare Alas sheYour fancy amuses me he said It would never do to obliterate

So we had as it comes first in the morning and bending theirfriend at Melroserecalled to mind too the fact that your lastmorning skythe only object that marred the brightness of the blue

You bet I care mostly on Bills account though He had set his heartgoin to git on that Pullet wheelyou hear Mr Meadowcrofts voice He wrote me a pippin of a letter once


It was the most interesting thing anyone has sent me all week.

What was your favorite random piece of spam today?
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Reply #1 posted 07/26/06 10:24am

Mach

eek i havent had any really cool spam today pout
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