Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism

Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT TO PONDER:


We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration


Just a thought

I liked that one, especially Number 4 and 6

AnckSuNamun said:

more thoughts to ponder..
1.where do fart smells go?
2 why do people "take a shit" when you are supposed to "leave a shit"
3.where does the pope buy his hats?
4.why is "sanchez dirty"?

Finess said:

And why should you give or not give a sh*t??

funkpill said:

i wouldnt take it ,because i dont know where it's been

Finess said:

And is it safe to be around someone that's full of sh*t??

funkpill said:

oh i stay away from those types... myself included.
[Edited 7/22/06 12:12pm]

Finess said:

And is bullsh*ttin' the ultimate sh*t???

funkpill said:

i think its been taken as far as it can go now..

Finess said:

I was done after that one.

Couldn't resist

funkpill said:

...I've come to learn this, definitely.

Byron said: